Sanders 2016!!

[FORD]

Numbers don't lie. Feel the Bern, or get stuck with Herr Trumpenfuhrer

[cadaverdog]

Doubtful the Bern we'd feel if he was elected would come close to the burn we'd feel if Hillary did. Her acceptance speech should contain the phrase "The handbasket is on it's way"

[FORD]

If Mike Sobolewski can do it, why the Hell not.....



Gotta find me some of this.... and not just because Bernie's on the label. It's garlic & habanero, for fucks sake!

[DONNIEP]

Ford - it's gonna burn your peenus when you rub it all over it

[DONNIEP]

Here, click this link:

http://www.allsaucedup.com/index.cgi?token=1456280784&code=&page=none&action=search&query=all&rankedby=alpha&field=Subcategory&fvalue=Hot+Sauces&submenuheader=8

Not only can you get better hot sauces, you'll be supporting a Southern business. God Bless The Confederacy!!!

Edit - well, they only have so many on their site but their stores have a gazillion different brands.

[FORD]

Made that mistake once - took a piss after chopping up serrano peppers, and forgot to wash my hands first. Worse than that, it was Thanksgiving and I was at my uncle's house with about 30 other people and had to pretend like nothing was wrong, while my dick was on fire.

[DONNIEP]

Made that mistake once - took a piss after chopping up serrano peppers, and forgot to wash my hands first. Worse than that, it was Thanksgiving and I was at my uncle's house with about 30 other people and had to pretend like nothing was wrong, while my dick was on fire.

I guess it's been about two years ago, but I was in the mountains of Tennessee and we walked into All Sauced Up and you can sample all sorts of hot sauces and salsas and dips, etc. And we get to the salsas and there's a hand written note next to one that said something like "extremely hot - no joke - do not try this!" And being the genius I am I figure it's a joke and load up a tortilla chip and shove it in my mouth. And at first it was really good! And then it was like sucking on a goddamn flamethrower. Turns out it was ghost peppers or some death shit and I literally thought I was going to die. Hottest shit I've ever eaten. Ever. It was so hot you couldn't even enjoy the flavor because it was melting the inside of my damn face.

[twonabomber]

My friend's father in law is seventy something and has done the Quaker Steak and Lube Atomic Wing challenge. Six wings in their Atomic sauce, which is 150,000 Scoville units. We went for lunch one day and he asks the waitress to bring a sample of the Atomic sauce. Sample shows up, he gets a little on a spoon and determines "oh, that's nothing." Eats his six wings in ten minutes or so, and gets a bumper sticker and his name on the wall. He shrugged when the girl gave him the sticker and said he'd give it to one of his grandkids.

Sanders is in town Thursday morning. I will not be there. Sorry, FORD.

[Kristy]

Tennessee blows.

[FORD]

[twonabomber]

FORD!

http://toyland.gizmodo.com/buy-the-first-bernie-sanders-action-figure-and-help-sup-1761009402

[DONNIEP]

FORD!



http://toyland.gizmodo.com/buy-the-f...sup-1761009402

Ford's gonna buy like a dozen of them:

Two to keep sealed in the boxes, locked away in a safe deposit box

Two to get signed by Bernie

Four to display around his house

The rest he'll use to re-enact the debates and rallies and the inevitable butt fucking Hill Dawg is gonna give Bernie

[Seshmeister]

FORD!



http://toyland.gizmodo.com/buy-the-f...sup-1761009402

Looks like someone found a bunch of unsold Golden Girl dolls in a warehouse and reworked them...

[twonabomber]

They made a Bea Arthur doll?

[Kristy]

More like a slave FORD butt plug.