Sanders 2016!!

[Anonymous]

Nope - mixing food with alcohol is a rookie move for a major league drunk. You don't mix food with alkyhol! You wait until you're starving then start knocking them back.

The hell are you talking about? I've been drinking on a full stomach ever since I was TWELVE!

Dude, if you drink on an empty stomach, you're likely to get into a fucking coma...

... oh, right...

... American beer.

Yeah, carry on, then.

[FORD]

I don't understand what any of you are talking about.

You aren't familiar with the triple-breasted whore from Eroticon Six??

[DONNIEP]

The hell are you talking about? I've been drinking on a full stomach ever since I was TWELVE!

Dude, if you drink on an empty stomach, you're likely to get into a fucking coma...

... oh, right...

... American beer.

Yeah, carry on, then.

CHEAP American beer. Low test, 5.9%. I don't drank that lighter fluid you guys prefer. Unless it's 'shine. Then I go for 100 proof.

[FORD]

Nope - mixing food with alcohol is a rookie move for a major league drunk. You don't mix food with alkyhol! You wait until you're starving then start knocking them back.

This is where a good Oatmeal Stout comes in. You get your alcohol and your healthy oat fiber all at the same time.

[DONNIEP]

You aren't familiar with the triple-breasted whore from Eroticon Six??

Yeah, but the triple titties just don't do much for me for some reason (shut up Izzy and Vandy). I'd rather have two nice big ones with big nipples.

[DONNIEP]

This is where a good Oatmeal Stout comes in. You get your alcohol and your healthy oat fiber all at the same time.

Hmm...that might prevent the dreaded Hangover Black Dump the next day. Interesting.

[vandeleur]

Yeah, but the triple titties just don't do much for me for some reason

To many jokes ....

[Anonymous]

Yeah, but the triple titties just don't do much for me for some reason (shut up Izzy and Vandy). I'd rather have two nice big ones with big nipples.

No, I'm with you on this.

Two breasts is just the right amount for me. I like stuffing my face between them.

[Anonymous]

Hmm...that might prevent the dreaded Hangover Black Dump the next day. Interesting.

You're leaning too close to the dark side, now...

Any day, apricot "beer" will start to sound reasonable to you.

[DONNIEP]

You're leaning too close to the dark side, now...

Any day, apricot "beer" will start to sound reasonable to you.

Nah, I'm headed out for a 12 pack of cheapies here in a bit. Besides, The Walmart down here don't sell fruity beers.

[FORD]

You're leaning too close to the dark side, now...

Any day, apricot "beer" will start to sound reasonable to you.

Apricot beer is ONLY acceptable when it has habanero peppers in it, goddamn it!

[FORD]

Nah, I'm headed out for a 12 pack of cheapies here in a bit. Besides, The Walmart down here don't sell fruity beers.

I'll bet they sell that Bud Lite with Lime crap

[vandeleur]

Ford you must be a funny fucker on the drink , excuse me bar keep a pint of Stella and a pomegranate and cabbage ale

[FORD]

Never heard of cabbage ale, but I found a recipe for beer flavoured cabbage...

https://www.samueladams.com/recipes/beer-braised-red-cabbage

[DONNIEP]

I'll bet they sell that Bud Lite with Lime crap

Yeah but only Mexicans drink that stuff.