France to decree state of emergency, shut borders

[philouze]

Hell no! I'm tanned like a desert trained Moozlim, but I have blonde hair and blue eyes. I'd be dead in five minutes. Or manning a Glory Hole in the ISIS district. And neither appeals to me.

I can dig it..

[jacksmar]

That's understandable, though.

Your average American tourist is a boorish, annoying, enormous cunt. Nobody wants to have you people in their country for that long. Not even the French.

not exactly. Churchill, Ike, and De Gualle were all kicked to the curb when they were deemed "done".

de gualle believed in France like a mechanic. not like a poet or a farmer.

when churchill died, de gualle wrote queen elizabeth: "In the great drama he was the greatest of all."

"french" mechanic poetry............imo...................

[DONNIEP]

She has two perfectly good arms to crawl over to the fridge & she'll have one left to scoot back to the couch while holding your beer.

How does your fish top carry your beer back, then? In her fish mouth? You're worse than Ford, drinking your fish tasting beer.

You mean drinking his juice boxes

[DONNIEP]

I can dig it..

You should, you sexy devil. I've seen your picture

[Anonymous]

I don't care if she has to slither to the fridge. I'll take the first whore over the second.

Lady.

First lady over the second.

No need to be rude, you... muslim.

[DONNIEP]

I think this thread pretty much documents all of our descents into Hell. Oh well, could be worse. We could be posting at another site where the staff from here, well, you know.

[Seshmeister]

How does your fish top carry your beer back, then? In her fish mouth?

Of course - she's clearly a more practical life partner for anyone that doesn't live in the fucking sea!

[cadaverdog]

I don't know if it's worse having Nazis shooting off peasants or putting up with Americans & their lack of general understanding about pretty much everything.

If the Nazis ever occupy France again they should just call Portugal and have you trick them into leaving with your superior intelligence.

[Anonymous]

not exactly. Churchill, Ike, and De Gualle were all kicked to the curb when they were deemed "done".

de gualle believed in France like a mechanic. not like a poet or a farmer.

when churchill died, de gualle wrote queen elizabeth: "In the great drama he was the greatest of all."

"french" mechanic poetry............imo...................

I'm not sure where you're trying to go with this, but all this talk about poetry isn't exactly manly.

As you should know, I'm quite the cultured chap, but I draw the line at poetry. It's mostly a bunch of nonsensical pretty words that mean absolutely fuck all.

Edgar Allan Poe's poetry was kickass, though. But that's about it.

[DONNIEP]

Lady.

First lady over the second.

No need to be rude, you... muslim.

It's Moozlim - we have to differentiate between regular people and those who are completely brainwashed. Muslims are normal people who ignore the kill everybody else shit. Moozlimz are the sick fucks who can't differentiate between some shit their magic book writer throwed down in the beginning of his book and the end.

[philouze]

If the Nazis ever occupy France again they should just call Portugal and have you trick them into leaving with your superior intelligence.

Which is not going to happen anytime soon. Today's Nazis are those who govern us.

[DONNIEP]

Jesus, my last post makes almost as much sense as one of Sesh's posts!

[Seshmeister]

I think this thread pretty much documents all of our descents into Hell. Oh well, could be worse. We could be posting at another site where the staff from here, well, you know.

I honestly don't even know where it is. I googled Bob's Ballsack of Frightened Fucks but nothing came up?

I would sack them all if I ever built up the energy to go look properly...

Seriously the scaredycatness of some people based on nothing 3 years ago...

[Anonymous]

Of course - she's clearly a more practical life partner for anyone that doesn't live in the fucking sea!

You're making even less sense than usual How exactly is the one with the fish head a more practical life partner for anyone that doesn't live in the sea than the one with the human respiratory system?

I'd venture that your mermaid would need to be with her head stuck in water at all times, which I will grant provides for easier accessibility & less inane chatter, but that would necessarily mean that her capability for several menial but necessary tasks would be severely impaired.

[Seshmeister]

Jesus, my last post makes almost as much sense as one of Sesh's posts!

I was about to say you must be 'in the zone' but I have no idea what your post was about either...