France to decree state of emergency, shut borders

[DONNIEP]

French didn't bathe so much they had to invent perfume to hide the smell.

Can you imagine getting a whiff of a froggie prostitute's merchandise in the 1700s?

Did they have toilet paper? I mean, a sweaty pussy is one thing. But to have her asshole all stinky too is a deal breaker.

Phil - wash yer Bawllz and scrub your butthole!

[Seshmeister]

i quote the great president charles de gualle of france to the united states: thanks, now get the fuck out.

At least he thanked the US, I think Hitler was more fond of Britain than De Gaulle...

[Anonymous]

You have to think that he has a choice with the mermaid thing and he goes with fish bottom, lady top.

This is an odd decision if you ask me...

I take it you don't mind if your birds look like fish?



Blowjobs & breasts seems like a very wise decision to me.

[philouze]

That's understandable, though.

Your average American tourist is a boorish, annoying, enormous cunt. Nobody wants to have you people in their country for that long. Not even the French.

And God knows how we love being occupied...

[DONNIEP]

I take it you don't mind if your birds look like fish?

Blowjobs & lactating breasts seems like a very wise decision to me.

Fixed that for you.

[philouze]

Phil - wash yer Bawllz and scrub your butthole!

Are you coming over??

[Anonymous]

And God knows how we love being occupied...

I don't know if it's worse having Nazis shooting off peasants or putting up with Americans & their lack of general understanding about pretty much everything.

I guess you couldn't ask the Germans to leave, but you could ask the Americans.

[Seshmeister]

Enjoy those thoughts while you're burning in hell with him then.

The old iron age superstition technique - keep upping the threat level otherwise who is going to buy the fairy tale?

It's not a coincidence that the zombie jew and flying pedo arab have won the war against the other 1000 similar superstitions - scary works...

[Anonymous]

Fixed that for you.

Yeah, having a mermaid squirt their breasts all over you seems pretty hot!

Certainly better than having them flapping their gills at you in the throes of passion.

[DONNIEP]

That's understandable, though.

Your average American tourist is a boorish, annoying, enormous cunt. Nobody wants to have you people in their country for that long. Not even the French.

See, I used to spend a lot of time in Mexico. I didn't speak the language. I did have two phrases that got me by:

Muy bonita, senorita

Dos cervezas, por favor

But I always deferred to the local savages and respected the fact I didn't habla jibber-jabber and basically just threw money at them for more poontang and beers. Never treated them as a little bit lower than the rest of the band. Oops, sorry about that.

[Seshmeister]

I take it you don't mind if your birds look like fish?



Blowjobs & breasts seems like a very wise decision to me.

Crazy talk - how does she get you a beer from the fridge?

[DONNIEP]

Are you coming over??

Hell no! I'm tanned like a desert trained Moozlim, but I have blonde hair and blue eyes. I'd be dead in five minutes. Or manning a Glory Hole in the ISIS district. And neither appeals to me.

[philouze]

I don't know if it's worse having Nazis shooting off peasants or putting up with Americans & their lack of general understanding about pretty much everything.

I guess you couldn't ask the Germans to leave, but you could ask the Americans.

We are surrenderers, remember.

[Anonymous]

Crazy talk - how does she get you a beer from the fridge?

She has two perfectly good arms to crawl over to the fridge & she'll have one left to scoot back to the couch while holding your beer.

How does your fish top carry your beer back, then? In her fish mouth? You're worse than Ford, drinking your fish tasting beer.

[DONNIEP]

Crazy talk - how does she get you a beer from the fridge?

I don't care if she has to slither to the fridge. I'll take the first whore over the second.