France to decree state of emergency, shut borders

[DONNIEP]

I should really name this thread 'The Roth Army Response to the Sick Fucking Shit in Paris'

Seriously.

It's obviously a horrific tragedy to anyone directly involved but to the rest of us I think the only fitting fuck you to those cunts that did it is to mock them as it's the only way to reduce the power they seek over us.

Go for it. Just don't let Gar know or we'll be shut down with another goddamn internet jihadi attack tomorrow

Seriously, if you weren't here for that, you missed out.

[Anonymous]

You did choose the "for message boards" large option, right? I wanna make sure my peanus looks really large.

No, I forgot to uncheck the box. Even if he clicks on it, it'll still be pretty small. Sorry, my bad.

[Seshmeister]

Seriously, who cares? For better or worse, those of us who keep posting here are stuck with each other. If anything happened to any of us I'd be devastated.

Prepare yourself - I've been in a lot of pain for 2 weeks now and Al Gore's interweb says it's either an impacted wisdom tooth or death cancer.

I must be too old for a wisdom tooth surely - plus 3 days now and my dentist isn't answering my calls.

It's fishy.

[cadaverdog]

As much as I love my Dawg, Izzy's right on the money here.

In other words If you need men with big balls instead of big mouths call the USA. Got it.

[DONNIEP]

Prepare yourself - I've been in a lot of pain for 2 weeks now and Al Gore's interweb says it's either an impacted wisdom tooth or death cancer.

I must be too old for a wisdom tooth surely - plus 3 days now and my dentist isn't answering my calls.

It's fishy.

My seriously hot doctor chick banned me from using the interwebz to self diagnose. She said I was a hypotesticle or some shit. She did hug me so I think that means she wants to fuck. Or she lifted an extra tenner off me. Either way I got to feel her up.

And yeah - F U C K Y O U ISIL. This is what we do when you kill people. We won't stop - we'll always be perverted, decadent motherfuckers. And we will rain Hell down on you for what you did, while we talk about pussy. Stupid goat fuckers...

[Anonymous]

Dawg. Did you really write "If you need men with big balls"?

This guy! this guy right here - what did I tell you? He's a riot!

[Anonymous]

we'll always be perverted, decadent motherfuckers.

Hymen.

[Seshmeister]

My seriously hot doctor chick banned me from using the interwebz to self diagnose. She said I was a hypotesticle or some shit. She did hug me so I think that means she wants to fuck. Or she lifted an extra tenner off me. Either way I got to feel her up.

And yeah - F U C K Y O U ISIL. This is what we do when you kill people. We won't stop - we'll always be perverted, decadent motherfuckers. And we will rain Hell down on you for what you did, while we talk about pussy. Stupid goat fuckers...

You sir are a reprobate!

[Anonymous]

I tell you what, if I gets my head chopped off, it won't be because of some stupid devotion to a guy that did party tricks with fish just to get freebies from hookers - it'll be because I was lying in a bed of trannies & vaginal girls, committing the most unspeakable acts involving the exchange and/or consumption of the most varied bodily fluids, alcoholic beverages and indecent amounts of sweet, sweet bacon.

[DONNIEP]

You bring your pussy assed brainwashed killers down here? Our WOMEN are ready to smoke your asses!

[DONNIEP]

I tell you what, if I gets my head chopped off, it won't be because of some stupid devotion to a guy that did party tricks with fish just to get freebies from hookers - it'll be because I was lying in a bed of trannies & vaginal girls, committing the most unspeakable acts involving the exchange and/or consumption of the most varied bodily fluids, alcoholic beverages and indecent amounts of sweet, sweet bacon.

I think I'll cook and eat some BACON tomorrow. Then I'll drive to The Walmart and buy more cheap Perfecta ammo. I got nothing better to do so maybe I'll rub some bacon grease on my ammo.

This ain't some pussy site. This is the goddamn Army.

Sesh - if the site gets hacked, I blame Ford

[Seshmeister]

I tell you what, if I gets my head chopped off, it won't be because of some stupid devotion to a guy that did party tricks with fish just to get freebies from hookers - it'll be because I was lying in a bed of trannies & vaginal girls, committing the most unspeakable acts involving the exchange and/or consumption of the most varied bodily fluids, alcoholic beverages and indecent amounts of sweet, sweet bacon.

Well hopefully but what if you get the death cancer? Then the best possible scenario is getting a forum on here named after you and there aren't that many left...

It's all very worrying.

[cadaverdog]

Dawg. Did you really write "If you need men with big balls"?

This guy! this guy right here - what did I tell you? He's a riot!

It was in reference to your comment about Americans being bigger unthinking brutes. Us unthinking brutes came in pretty handy after Hitler decided to annex France. Not quite as insulting as your Americans are boorish and nobody wants them around very long comment or your American lack knowledge of everything comment but you can't win em all.

[DONNIEP]

Well hopefully but what if you get the death cancer? Then the best possible scenario is getting a forum on here named after you and there aren't that many left...

It's all very worrying.

I already devoted a forum to him: Izzy's House Of Trannies. Why we don't have it here is beyond me.

Really, have you played Spot The Trannie? It's a world famous game we used to play while VH was sulking in the Fortress Of Irrelevance...

[philouze]

Now expecting an update from Charlie Hebdo... Huh uh uh uh huh...