France to decree state of emergency, shut borders

[Seshmeister]

Swordfight! Swordfight! Swordfight! Swordfight! Swordfight!

[BITEYOASS]

Thats right. Maverick is a bad ass. All muscley, ridin that motorcycle, gettin all sweaty kickin ass at volleyball. Wearing an expensive watch too. What more do you need in a boyfriend I mean awesome guy friend to crush some pussy with?

I heard some behind the scenes shit from one of my Aviation Ordnance instructors at NAS Pensacola, FL. Mostly having to do with Tom Cruise acting like a fucking retard.

[DONNIEP]

I heard some behind the scenes shit from one of my Aviation Ordnance instructors at NAS Pensacola, FL. Mostly having to do with Tom Cruise acting like a fucking retard.

Dude - Tom Cruise is a complete nut case, lol. I like his movies but the guy is nuttier than Ford.

[FORD]

Well, I'm definitely not a Scientologist, for fucks sake. Unlike the Mormons, they never even tried to recruit me.

The Mormons made a good pitch with the "polygamy" thing, but when they told me I would have to give up coffee AND beer, I couldn't close the deal.

If God didn't want me to drink either of those, He would have never created Red Hook Double Black Stout.

[cadaverdog]

I heard some behind the scenes shit from one of my Aviation Ordnance instructors at NAS Pensacola, FL. Mostly having to do with Tom Cruise acting like a fucking retard.

He wasn't acting. He is a retard.

[cadaverdog]

I nearly put full of Mexicans but didn't want a like off cdog

You're getting one anyway.

[cadaverdog]

They can certainly apply for refugee status.

We actually have quite a few Mexican Temp foreign workers up here.

You're gonna get more than you want before long. President Trump's gonna offer free one way bus rides from anywhere in the U S to Canada for border jumpers who don't want to go back to wherever the fuck they came from.

[FORD]

You're gonna get more than you want before long. President Trump's gonna offer free one way bus rides from anywhere in the U S to Canada for border jumpers who don't want to go back to wherever the fuck they came from.

Does that include Rafael Cruz Jr. and his lunatic bugeyed father?

[cadaverdog]

Does that include Rafael Cruz Jr. and his lunatic bugeyed father?

Sure. The more the merrier.

[Angel]

You're gonna get more than you want before long. President Trump's gonna offer free one way bus rides from anywhere in the U S to Canada for border jumpers who don't want to go back to wherever the fuck they came from.

Like Trump has any say over who is allowed into Canada. You're as idiotic as he is...

[Von Halen]

This is a beautiful video.

[private parts]

Pretty.
I love the smell of burning jihadis in the evening.

[Seshmeister]

Unfortunately the Russians are bombing targets given to them by the Syrian regime who has been killing and torturing anyone that speaks up against it for years so I wouldn't just assume that it was definitely jihadists hit by that illegal bomb...

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/may/12/smuggled-syrian-documents-indict-assad-investigators

[DONNIEP]

IF those were Talicong that got a Willie Pete shower then there ain't no such thing as an "illegal bomb". Talicong don't follow no Geneva Convention and neither should anyone engaging them. What they deserve is whatever wicked painful death that can be inflicted on them.

[Von Halen]

Guilty by association!

Turn the whole region into glass!

If the pussy do gooders like Canada want to continue to harbor terrorists, may the Commies drop phosphorous filled vacuum cleaners on those cunts too!