France to decree state of emergency, shut borders

[philouze]

That might be a win for us, though!

Yeah, it's not like VH were gonna tour Europe..

[Seshmeister]

That might be a win for us, though!

LOL!

Funny but not true.

[Anonymous]

Wait, have we blamed the Jews yet?

They HAVE to be involved somehow!

[philouze]

Wait, have we blamed the Jews yet?

Gimme a minute...

[Seshmeister]

Fucking hell!

I meant to say Fewer US rock bands touring Europe.

No one is more devastated by this grammatical outrage than I - apologies.

[DONNIEP]

You know who I blame for that? Poseidon - he's a fishy cunt and you can quote me on that when you meet him.

Blasphemous bastid!! And this is why we are mortal enemies, or mortal kombat, or whatever.

And I will tell Poseidon to shove that pitchfork up your pooper!

Well, the entire world is blowing up. And the twelve of us are drankin booze and laughing at each other. And people cry about the Army being so different now. Looks like it's pretty much the same to me.

[DONNIEP]

French people never learn. They never bath either. Except in blood... What, too soon??

I thought only Moozlimz didn't bathe.

[philouze]

You know who I blame for that? Poseidon - he's a fishy cunt and you can quote me on that when you meet him.

All cunts are a bit fishy, if you think about it...

[DONNIEP]

Fucking hell!

I meant to say Fewer US rock bands touring Europe.

No one is more devastated by this grammatical outrage than I - apologies.

Jesus, Connor could speak the language 400 years ago.

Did you get hit on the head with a sword when you were young?

[Anonymous]

I thought only Moozlimz didn't bathe.

French didn't bathe so much they had to invent perfume to hide the smell.

Can you imagine getting a whiff of a froggie prostitute's merchandise in the 1700s?

[jacksmar]

Wait, didn't they let the Germans waltz right in back then, too?

What's that thing about not learning from the past?

i quote the great president charles de gualle of france to the united states: thanks, now get the fuck out.

[Seshmeister]

Blasphemous bastid!! And this is why we are mortal enemies, or mortal kombat, or whatever.

And I will tell Poseidon to shove that pitchfork up your pooper!

Well, the entire world is blowing up. And the twelve of us are drankin booze and laughing at each other. And people cry about the Army being so different now. Looks like it's pretty much the same to me.

You have to think that he has a choice with the mermaid thing and he goes with fish bottom, lady top.

This is an odd decision if you ask me...

[DONNIEP]

Wait, have we blamed the Jews yet?

They HAVE to be involved somehow!

This just in...Breaking News on the DNN...the attack was carried out by the Jews because The BCE told them to.

More about that after this...

[cadaverdog]

Just an example of how almighty He is, right?

Kinda like when Mike Malloy (also an atheist) talks about God reaching down from Heaven, pulling some right wing douchebag's head off, and throwing it down to Hell so the demons can play soccer with it.

He doesn't actually believe in Heaven, God, Hell, or demons..... but it's still a great image!

Enjoy those thoughts while you're burning in hell with him then.

[Anonymous]

i quote the great president charles de gualle of france to the united states: thanks, now get the fuck out.

That's understandable, though.

Your average American tourist is a boorish, annoying, enormous cunt. Nobody wants to have you people in their country for that long. Not even the French.