give me a break!

[Three Lock Rock]

oh my god you guys are so freaking hilarious. all of you brownosers have your heads so far up davids ass its sickening. you guys are all stuck so far back in 1984 its pathetic. sammy hagar, the red rocker himself, made van halen so much BETTER than they ever were with that spandex wearing fool doing karate kicks and swordfights with himself and god knows all. what an idiot - i mean, seriously, when was the last time ANYBODY understood anything roth had to say in an interview? the guys such a pompous ass he takes over the interviews and nobody can get a question in! thats why davids such a joke when it comes to rock and roll and will be remembered for nothing else other than being a total buffoon that makes an ass out of himself on any given occasion. at least with sammy van halen grew musically beyond the whole sex and girls things.

you guys are totally stupid. go crank up the loverboy and knock yourselfs out because 1984 aint coming back!

signed,

three lock rock


sammy 4 eva!!
david who?

[WOAHYEAH]

I havnt seen one of these faggots in a while.

"4 eva", three cocks rock?

[Three Lock Rock]

loser. how many albums has david sold lately?

want me to tell you how many van halen with sammy has sold?

that's what i thought.

don't be a hater, just accept the truth.


signed,

three lock rock

sammy 4 eva!!
david who?

[Nitro Express]

I think you are Face Down in Sammy's Cabo Wabo ass. Gee, OU812, Cabo Wabo isn't exactly in style these days. Capri shorts with Cabo Wabo and Tevas anyone?

[Three Lock Rock]

hey, here's a quick question for you guys.

how many tickets did david sell on his last tour?

now, how many tickets did van halen sell on their last tour?

who has the bigger fanbase?

i rest my case. numbers don't lie, only roth fans.


signed,

three lock rock

sammy 4eva!!
david who?

[WOAHYEAH]

I know some of the other guys here can tell you just who out sold who, as I dont give a shit about album sales, but just take a look at our avatars to start with...

Yours, is Sammy Hagar:

-He has a perm.
-He's wearing a bright red sweat band
-Hes wearing a jacket that looks like something out of Michael Jackson's thriller video

Mine is David Lee Roth:
-He has a hairstyle that has been referred to as a mane. Only two things are cool enough to deserve manes on the planet Earth- Lions, the kings of the jungle, and David Lee Roth, the king of the rock and roll jungle.

-He's wearing red sunglasses, not a red sweatband.

-He's standing beside a naked chick in the full picture. I've NEVER seen Hagar beside a naked chick. I HAVE seen him with his arm around "Mikey" alot though...

So going by something as simple and small as a tiny picture, my favourite rock star is MUCH cooler than your favourite 'rock' star.




See what I mean?

[WOAHYEAH]

Hey look, its a back-up singer for Styx!

[Three Lock Rock]

my favorite rock star is more commercially viable than your favorite rock star. furthermore, my favorite rock star is still capable of writing hard rocking, intelligent tunes while your favorite rock star had to sell his last album of all covers (big surprise, considering its david lee roth, hunh?) in order to actually get it in the stores. why? because to the ENTIRE MUSIC INDUSTRY, david lee roth is a flippin' J-O-K-E. to every single person in the industry that matters, he's a laughing stock, washed-up has-been that would have been a never-was had he not bullied his way into rock stardom by riding on the coattails of one edward van halen!


and YOU KNOW IT.

signed,

three lock rock

sammy 4eva!!
david who?

[Three Lock Rock]

Originally posted by WOAHYEAH


Hey look, its a back-up singer for Styx!

even STYX outsells david lee roth these days.

but that's no big surprise, because STYX are actually REAL MUSICIANS.

unlike david lee whatsit.


signed,

three lock rock

sammy 4eva!!
david who?

[WOAHYEAH]

"Up for Breakfast" is a hard rocking, intelligent tune?

[Three Lock Rock]

Originally posted by WOAHYEAH
"Up for Breakfast" is a hard rocking, intelligent tune?

dude, absolutely. up for breakfast is one of the best van halen tunes i've ever heard, and yes, i've got all their albums and have been listening to them for a long time. up for breakfast is one of edwards best guitar-rock songs, and sammy's lyrics are really kinda twisted up inside of a deeper meaning, you just have to have some real brains that haven't been polluted with delusions of grandeur where david lee roth is sweaty and doing flip kicks over your head.

signed,

three lock rock

sammy 4eva!!
david who?

[WOAHYEAH]

Okay, lets see, name me Hagar's BEST tune, the one you think rocks the mos, and I'll pit it up against the DLR tune I think rocks the most. Hey, as we're on the trivia vein. . .who was fronting the band that was paid the most at the US Fest, and holds the reccord for it? Hagar ever done anything like that?


[For even more fun, sing that song to yourself while looking at this picture]


This is an actual, undoctored picture of Hagar.
I CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP!

[Three Lock Rock]

ok, i'll give you TWO answers, since sammy's actually capable of writing about something other than sex:

his hardest rockin' song is one way to rock!
his most soulful ballad is eagles fly.

please tell me what ballad davids written that can even hold a candle to eagles fly?


signed,

three lock rock

sammy 4eva!!
david who?

[WOAHYEAH]

a 'deeper meaning' is fucking MORNING WOOD? How deeper does the song go? Is there some political bono-esque lyrics hidden in there? Does Hammy slip in some math equations or something? Are you kidding me?

I remember an article I read during the '04 tour, and Hagar said that the reason he doesnt sing alot of the CVH catalogue is because he "couldnt relate" or something, he found it stupid that a grown man sings about chasing girls and shit.

THEN HE WRITES A SONG ABOUT A FUCKING HARD ON HE GOT IN THE A.M.?

Is this what inspires Hagar?

Male sex organs?

DICKS?

[Three Lock Rock]

sammy can't relate to david's idiocy, and that's what he meant.

at least when sammy writes something in a deeper context, even if it is about sex, it's actually intelligent, not a lot of whooping and hollering and lame-ass lyrics that don't mean anything to anyone with an IQ higher than 65.

signed,

three lock rock

sammy 4eva!!
david who?