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  • Three Lock Rock
    Sniper
    • Apr 2005
    • 905

    #31
    speaking of which, what is this whole sheep thing? i noticed you've got an enormous thread in one of your other catagories...some sick dlr fascination with sheep?

    considering you all worship dave like some sort of sex god, it wouldnt surprise me at all...
    Van Halen 1986-1996, 2004: 80 Million sold and counting!!!

    Van Who Again? 2007 : UNDERSOLD, OVERRATED FAILURES!!!

    Owned bitches:

    Bueno Boob
    Prikk
    Billl Limpburgh
    Dickdfresh
    Matt Wite
    Shaun Ponsonby
    Wawazass
    Sole Reeper
    and any other Rothtard faggit that tries to deny that REAL Van Halen is SAMMY HAGAR!

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    • Bill Lumbergh
      ROCKSTAR

      • Mar 2004
      • 5472

      #32
      "Hmmmmm.......should I lube it up with shampoo or windex tonight?!"

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      • Bill Lumbergh
        ROCKSTAR

        • Mar 2004
        • 5472

        #33
        Originally posted by Three Inch Cock
        speaking of which, what is this whole heterosexual sex thing? i noticed you've got a bunch of threads filled with tits and pussy...some sick dlr fascination with TnA?

        considering I play with myself to the Long Road to Cabo dvd.....as ALL true Hagar fans do........

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        • Three Lock Rock
          Sniper
          • Apr 2005
          • 905

          #34
          hey, bill, i dont know how youre changing my posts, but that shouldnt be allowed. i dont understand why you havent been kicked off of here yet, that kind of crap is not cool and doesnt represent me.

          but at least sammy still HAS a head of hair, unlike hairclub for mens favorite client, your hero.
          Van Halen 1986-1996, 2004: 80 Million sold and counting!!!

          Van Who Again? 2007 : UNDERSOLD, OVERRATED FAILURES!!!

          Owned bitches:

          Bueno Boob
          Prikk
          Billl Limpburgh
          Dickdfresh
          Matt Wite
          Shaun Ponsonby
          Wawazass
          Sole Reeper
          and any other Rothtard faggit that tries to deny that REAL Van Halen is SAMMY HAGAR!

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          • Bill Lumbergh
            ROCKSTAR

            • Mar 2004
            • 5472

            #35
            Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
            hey, bill, i dont know how youre changing my posts, but that shouldnt be allowed. i dont understand why you havent been kicked off of here yet, that kind of crap is not cool and doesnt represent me.

            but at least sammy still HAS a head of hair, unlike hairclub for mens favorite client, your hero.

            I'm a rock star myself, so I have free reign here. Ever heard of Autograph?! Yeah, I thought so bitch..........

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            • WOAHYEAH
              Head Fluffer
              • Jan 2004
              • 485

              #36
              Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
              hey, bill, i dont know how youre using the interweb to malfunction my posts, but it needs to stop. Stop it before I call Dell and ask them to fix my router and XP edition. Are you scrambling my wordperfect too? I'm going to have to go into "Minesweeper" to figure out this virus.interweb! Wave of the future they say!
              Served hot, right from the rhythm kitchen.

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              • Three Lock Rock
                Sniper
                • Apr 2005
                • 905

                #37
                Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
                I'm a rock star myself, so I have free reign here. Ever heard of Autograph?! Yeah, I thought so bitch..........
                i think i remember autograph, they had that one song called turn up the radio, right?
                Van Halen 1986-1996, 2004: 80 Million sold and counting!!!

                Van Who Again? 2007 : UNDERSOLD, OVERRATED FAILURES!!!

                Owned bitches:

                Bueno Boob
                Prikk
                Billl Limpburgh
                Dickdfresh
                Matt Wite
                Shaun Ponsonby
                Wawazass
                Sole Reeper
                and any other Rothtard faggit that tries to deny that REAL Van Halen is SAMMY HAGAR!

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                • WOAHYEAH
                  Head Fluffer
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 485

                  #38
                  Yer fucking right they did.

                  Served hot, right from the rhythm kitchen.

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                  • Three Lock Rock
                    Sniper
                    • Apr 2005
                    • 905

                    #39
                    and they're STILL TO THIS DAY MORE RELEVANT THAN DAVID LEE WHATSHISNAME...

                    signed,

                    three lock rock

                    sammy 4eva!!
                    david who?
                    Van Halen 1986-1996, 2004: 80 Million sold and counting!!!

                    Van Who Again? 2007 : UNDERSOLD, OVERRATED FAILURES!!!

                    Owned bitches:

                    Bueno Boob
                    Prikk
                    Billl Limpburgh
                    Dickdfresh
                    Matt Wite
                    Shaun Ponsonby
                    Wawazass
                    Sole Reeper
                    and any other Rothtard faggit that tries to deny that REAL Van Halen is SAMMY HAGAR!

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                    • MAX
                      Rotharmy Gladiator

                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 13001

                      #40
                      Hey Three Lock Cocks,

                      Wanna hold hands puddin? Are you feelin' dangerous? Come and take a walk with me cupcake. Tis cool, I can already see that your knees are trembling. C'mon, let's dance? Put on your red shoes and dance with me to the blues Miss Rock Candy. I'll own you like a Candy-Assed bitch if you so desire......................

                      *pitter* AND *pat* says my heart.
                      EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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                      • Three Lock Rock
                        Sniper
                        • Apr 2005
                        • 905

                        #41
                        Originally posted by MAX
                        Hey Three Lock Cocks,

                        Wanna hold hands puddin? Are you feelin' dangerous? Come and take a walk with me cupcake. Tis cool, I can already see that your knees are trembling. C'mon, let's dance? Put on your red shoes and dance with me to the blues Miss Rock Candy. I'll own you like a Candy-Assed bitch if you so desire......................

                        *pitter* AND *pat* says my heart.
                        finding fags on a roth message board/sexual worship site. what were the odds?

                        signed,

                        three lock rock

                        sammy 4eva!!
                        david who?
                        Van Halen 1986-1996, 2004: 80 Million sold and counting!!!

                        Van Who Again? 2007 : UNDERSOLD, OVERRATED FAILURES!!!

                        Owned bitches:

                        Bueno Boob
                        Prikk
                        Billl Limpburgh
                        Dickdfresh
                        Matt Wite
                        Shaun Ponsonby
                        Wawazass
                        Sole Reeper
                        and any other Rothtard faggit that tries to deny that REAL Van Halen is SAMMY HAGAR!

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                        • Panamark
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 17161

                          #42
                          What the fuck is the three locks for anyway ?

                          Is that what Sammy puts over his mouth, mangina and anus
                          when he doesnt want sex with the aliens or Mikey ??
                          BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                          Love ya Mary Frances!

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                          • Three Lock Rock
                            Sniper
                            • Apr 2005
                            • 905

                            #43
                            Originally posted by Panamark
                            What the fuck is the three locks for anyway ?

                            Is that what Sammy puts over his mouth, mangina and anus
                            when he doesnt want sex with the aliens or Mikey ??
                            three locks are about the only thing on earth strong enough to keep roths big mouth shut.

                            OWNED!

                            signed,

                            three lock rock

                            sammy 4eva!!
                            david who?
                            Van Halen 1986-1996, 2004: 80 Million sold and counting!!!

                            Van Who Again? 2007 : UNDERSOLD, OVERRATED FAILURES!!!

                            Owned bitches:

                            Bueno Boob
                            Prikk
                            Billl Limpburgh
                            Dickdfresh
                            Matt Wite
                            Shaun Ponsonby
                            Wawazass
                            Sole Reeper
                            and any other Rothtard faggit that tries to deny that REAL Van Halen is SAMMY HAGAR!

                            Comment

                            • MAX
                              Rotharmy Gladiator

                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 13001

                              #44
                              Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
                              finding fags on a roth message board/sexual worship site. what were the odds?

                              signed,

                              three lock rock

                              sammy 4eva!!
                              david who?
                              LMAO!!!

                              Easier done than said. You're just as predictable and as easy to control like a farmer dangling an apple on a rope in front of his mule to plow the field. Please, do enlighten us some more with your lack of caliber wit?

                              Pretty please with a cherry on top or did Spam eat that too?

                              Just wonderin' .........
                              EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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                              • Nickdfresh
                                SUPER MODERATOR

                                • Oct 2004
                                • 49646

                                #45
                                Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
                                [B]three locks are about the only thing on earth strong enough to keep roths big mouth shut.

                                OWNED!


                                Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
                                finding fags on a roth message board/sexual worship site. what were the odds?

                                signed,

                                three lock rock

                                sammy 4eva!!
                                david who?
                                Do we give you a magical lump in your pants? That's called projection:

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