give me a break!

[WOAHYEAH]

Awesome. Halfway through the concert he slows the pace with a shitty balad. He reminds me more and more of Styx everyday.

If I HAD to pick a Roth ballad, I'd go with Secrets. If I HAD to pick one Roth song that rocks the most, I'd be here for 20 years debating with myself.

You slow dance with your girlfriend in highschool to Eagles Fly.

You go to a strip club and watch a chick shake her fun bags to hot for teacher.

Door number 2, please.

[WOAHYEAH]

And no, three cocks rock, not THAT door #2.

[WOAHYEAH]

Originally posted by Three Lock Rock

even if it is about sex, it's actually intelligent,

Yeah, "berries on my banana" REALLY made me stop and ponder on how the world works.

sammy 4eva!! [/B]

Go clean your grandmothers douche.

[Three Lock Rock]

Originally posted by WOAHYEAH
Awesome. Halfway through the concert he slows the pace with a shitty balad. He reminds me more and more of Styx everyday.

If I HAD to pick a Roth ballad, I'd go with Secrets. If I HAD to pick one Roth song that rocks the most, I'd be here for 20 years debating with myself.

You slow dance with your girlfriend in highschool to Eagles Fly.

You go to a strip club and watch a chick shake her fun bags to hot for teacher.

Door number 2, please.

I don't have to go to any strip clubs because I actually HAVE a woman. apparently thats not a very common thing for rothtards to know anything about, but its true. try not to be too envious of me. if you move out of your parents house and try to develop a little sense you might be able to get one yourself someday.

signed,

three lock rock

sammy 4eva!!
david who?

[WOAHYEAH]

Busting out the "you have no woman" lines already? I thought you'd have more steam than this.



Sweet motherfucker!

If there IS only "one way to rock" I pray to God this isnt it.

Capris aint cool.

[Three Lock Rock]

and spandex IS?

you rothtards REALLY need a wakeup call. smell the coffee, reality's brewing right on your doorstep.

fact of the matter is, david's sense of dress isn't exactly anything to write home about. i'd worry a little less about sam's clothes and maybe try listening to some of his music. he's a brilliant artist and has more talent in his left toe than david will ever have in his entire life.

signed,

three lock rock

[WOAHYEAH]

Brilliant?
Three cocks in my ass rock, I give to you the lyrics of "Source of Infection"

Hey!
Alright!
Whoo! How 'bout 'cha now,
Come on
Oh yeah!
Dig it!
That's right.
Is everybody ready?
Let's go!
Up and down, around and 'round
In and out
Crank it, blow out
Ouch
Help me
Flip on over
Oh baby, you know what I like
She choked the chain, she got the hook
Can't get away
Fever starts to climb, reaching 105 (degrees)
I think I need a shot of your love
Love, love is the source
Love, love is the source of infection
Hey Eddie
Say what
That's what I'm talkin' about
Wax it down now
Ready, set, go!
Love, love is the source
Love, love is the source
Love, love, love, love is the source
Love, love is the source

[WOAHYEAH]

Come on!
Dig it!
HUUH!
LOOOOOVE!

[Panamark]

Re: give me a break!

Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
oh my god you guys are so freaking hilarious. all of you brownosers have your heads so far up davids ass its sickening. you guys are all stuck so far back in 1984 its pathetic. sammy hagar, the red rocker himself, made van halen so much BETTER than they ever were with that spandex wearing fool doing karate kicks and swordfights with himself and god knows all. what an idiot - i mean, seriously, when was the last time ANYBODY understood anything roth had to say in an interview? the guys such a pompous ass he takes over the interviews and nobody can get a question in! thats why davids such a joke when it comes to rock and roll and will be remembered for nothing else other than being a total buffoon that makes an ass out of himself on any given occasion. at least with sammy van halen grew musically beyond the whole sex and girls things.

you guys are totally stupid. go crank up the loverboy and knock yourselfs out because 1984 aint coming back!

signed,

three lock rock


sammy 4 eva!!
david who?

So how does this change the fact that Sammy is Fat, sings like shit, has alien delusions, lies about albums sales and has no penis ???

[Three Lock Rock]

so what? compare it up to the lyrics of feels so good and you'll see that sammy knows how to write awesome lyrics. humans being? great lyrics. judgement day? great. dreams? awesome!

i'd imagine sammy probably felt badly that van halen wasn't a dumbed down any more, so he probably threw the rothtards a bone with that one. you should be thankful to him.

three lock rock

sammy 4eva!!
david who?

[Three Lock Rock]

Re: Re: give me a break!

Originally posted by Panamark
So how does this change the fact that Sammy is Fat, sings like shit, has alien delusions, lies about albums sales and has no penis ???

sammy was a bit hefty a while back, granted, but he's in great shape now. his voice is as strong as it ever was, in fact, its better. his talking about aliens isnt any worse than trying to comprehend a dlr interview which he thankfully gives very few of, since nobodys interested in trying to decipher his nonsense anymore.

where has sammy lied about album sales? i haven't seen it.

and i'm sure he has a penis, there was a thread not too long back where somebody posted a picture of him grabbing it and made a stupid joke out of it (i think it was called caption this or something).

three lock rock

sammy 4eva!!
david who?

[WOAHYEAH]

Oh fuck, I forgot all about how he was abducted by aliens.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Sammy solo has had trouble selling out 500 seaters here in the Bay Area(ONE OF HIS STRONGHOLDS!) the past decade.........so shut the fuck up. If VH attempts to tour with Sham again, say hello to theaters bitch.

[Panamark]

Re: Re: Re: give me a break!

Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
and i'm sure he has a penis, there was a thread not too long back where somebody posted a picture of him grabbing it and made a stupid joke out of it (i think it was called caption this or something).

three lock rock

sammy 4eva!!
david who?

Well I dont know how you grade penises in your part of the world. But I saw that pic, and Mate, that aint a penis !

Sexxxy ? Is that you ?? That might explain things.

[WOAHYEAH]

On another note, I believe this is my first tangle with a Sheep.