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  • Soul Reaper
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Jan 2005
    • 8343
    #106
    Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
    sammy hagar, the red rocker himself, made van halen so much BETTER than they ever were
    Hagar would be nothing without Roth.

    Without Roth there wouldn't have been Van Halen. Without songs like Jump, Hot For Teacher and Dance The Night Away (which are Classic Van Halen songs) no-one would have known who Van Halen was and Spammy Hagar would have been nowhere.

    And by the looks of the quote I've taken, you were jerking off Spammy when you posted this thread.

    And don't come back with that stupid 'you jerk off Roth' answer becuase that's just boring.
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      • Soul Reaper
        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
        • Jan 2005
        • 8343
        #107
        Anyway, TLC, Dave Lee Roth had more solo success than Spammy.
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          • Soul Reaper
            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
            • Jan 2005
            • 8343
            #108
            ...
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              • FORD
                ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                • Jan 2004
                • 59946
                #109
                Hey!

                Eddie was lookin' for someone'
                Somethin' to fill the huge hole
                We think we rock but don't sound like Van Halen
                Our egos are out of control, ohhh!

                How do I know when it's cheese?
                I can't tell you but it smells like cheddar
                Ohhhhhh!
                How does it sound when it's cheese?
                It's just making you puke forever
                When it's cheese

                You look at every fan in a crowd
                Some spit and some keep on guessin'
                Waiting for that banner to come into focus
                "VAN HAGAR SUCKS" is the lesson
                Ooh!

                How do I know when it's cheese?
                I can't tell you but it smells like cheddar
                Ohhhhhh!
                How does it sound when it's cheese?
                It's just making you puke forever
                When it's cheese

                (Oh oh oh oh) Oh, when it's cheese
                (Oh oh oh oh) You can smell it, yeah!
                (Oh oh oh oh) Cause Dave is missin', yeah!

                (Synth Solo)

                (Oh oh oh oh) Yeah, you can hear it
                (Oh oh oh oh) Oh, when it's cheese
                (Oh oh oh oh) Van Halen's missing, ow!

                How do I know when it's cheese?
                I can't tell you but it smells like cheddar
                Ohhhhhh!
                How does it sound when it's cheese?
                It's just making you puke forever
                When it's cheese

                We won't last forever

                (Baa baa baa-ah baa baa)
                When it's cheese
                (Baa baa baa-ah baa baa)
                (Baa baa baa-ah baa baa)
                (Baa baa baa-ah baa baa)
                You and I, we're gonna fuck this band together
                (Baa baa baa-ah baa baa) (repeat to end)
                When it's cheese, ooh
                When it's cheese, baby
                You can smell it, yeah!
                We can't last forever
                Ooh-ooh, it's cheeeeese
                Eat Us And Smile

                Cenk For America 2024!!

                Justice Democrats


                "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                  • Soul Reaper
                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                    • Jan 2005
                    • 8343
                    #110
                    Three Lock Rock...
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                      • Three Lock Rock
                        Sniper
                        • Apr 2005
                        • 905
                        #111
                        Originally posted by Soul Reaper
                        And don't come back with that stupid 'you jerk off Roth' answer becuase that's just boring.
                        no more boring than your tired rebuttals that are, conveniently enough, all opinion and never proof...all you do is attack sammys voice (which is better than daves bar none, and half of you will admit to that), attack his dress style (to which id suggest you look at davids sense of dress before speaking) and attack the music (which has sold pretty damn well over the years WITHOUT any help from david).

                        you guys really need to get a grip on reality.


                        three lock rock

                        david who?
                        Van Halen 1986-1996, 2004: 80 Million sold and counting!!!

                        Van Who Again? 2007 : UNDERSOLD, OVERRATED FAILURES!!!

                        Owned bitches:

                        Bueno Boob
                        Prikk
                        Billl Limpburgh
                        Dickdfresh
                        Matt Wite
                        Shaun Ponsonby
                        Wawazass
                        Sole Reeper
                        and any other Rothtard faggit that tries to deny that REAL Van Halen is SAMMY HAGAR!

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                          • ASDF125250
                            Groupie
                            • Mar 2005
                            • 76
                            #112
                            Ford had just written better lyrics on this forum then anything Hagar ever wrote. Again, Three cocks up your ass rocks, you hide once intelligent people (vanzilla) produce facts, because you cannot back your shit up. I have a grip on reality, you have a grip on Hagars two inch cock.

                            I say this, with the best intentions, really,

                            Go find a tall building and jump off of it.

                            May I quote one of the greatest songs ever made:
                            "Jump! Go ahead and JUMP!, get it and JUMP, go ahead and JUMP" "one of the last good EVH guitar solos" "warm sounding synth solo" "JUMP!""JUMP!""JUMP!""JUMP!". If I could get roth to redo Jump, I would have him sing on the outro, "Jump fuckin sheep Jump!" "Jump (thats right kill yourself you worthless cunt) Jump!"

                            Oh, and three cocks rock, the song 1984 is better then every Hagar song ever made.

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                              • Nickdfresh
                                SUPER MODERATOR

                                • Oct 2004
                                • 49646
                                #113
                                THREE SUCKED COCKS! You are fucking OWNED as of tomorrow! I see you have broken over 137 posts per day! Nobody, but nobody posts more stupid shit than Nickdfresh at the ROTH ARMY! You are fucking dead (metaphorically speaking of course) on Sunday! Prepare for an owning unparalleled in the history of the ROTH ARMY you SAMMY felching pussy!

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                                  • bueno bob
                                    DIAMOND STATUS
                                    • Jul 2004
                                    • 22951
                                    #114
                                    He's doomed! He's dooooooomed!
                                    Twistin' by the pool.

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                                      • Soul Reaper
                                        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                        • Jan 2005
                                        • 8343
                                        #115
                                        Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
                                        no more boring than your tired rebuttals that are, conveniently enough, all opinion and never proof...all you do is attack sammys voice (which is better than daves bar none, and half of you will admit to that), attack his dress style (to which id suggest you look at davids sense of dress before speaking) and attack the music (which has sold pretty damn well over the years WITHOUT any help from david).

                                        you guys really need to get a grip on reality.


                                        three lock rock

                                        david who?
                                        van hagar was mostly mediocre songs with unimaginative lyrics. most of the songs mention the word 'love' in the song title and lyrics. Chessey and boring!

                                        did hagar ever get the likes of Steve Vai, Jason Becker or Billy Sheehan during his solo career?

                                        no, I didn't think so. If you asked anyone to name any of DLRs or Hagars solo albums, I'm sure most people would say Eat Em' And Smile or Skyscraper and they won't know any of Hagar's albums.

                                        ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
                                        Anyway, I haven't taken the piss out of Hagar's voice or appearance during my time at RothArmy (yet).

                                        And you own nothing.

                                        Three Lock who?
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                                          • Soul Reaper
                                            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                            • Jan 2005
                                            • 8343
                                            #116
                                            Most (sane) people would identify Van Halen with Eruption, Jump or Runnin' With The Devil.

                                            And how uninmaginative is a title name like Can't Stop Lovin' You and When It's Love!
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                                              • katie
                                                Crazy Ass Mofo
                                                • Nov 2004
                                                • 3072
                                                #117
                                                Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
                                                loser. how many albums has david sold lately?

                                                want me to tell you how many van halen with sammy has sold?

                                                that's what i thought.

                                                don't be a hater, just accept the truth.


                                                signed,

                                                three lock rock


                                                sammy 4 eva!!
                                                david who?
                                                Fucking Hell!
                                                This guy really *is* having a bad day

                                                Well he makes me laugh

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                                                  • bueno bob
                                                    DIAMOND STATUS
                                                    • Jul 2004
                                                    • 22951
                                                    #118
                                                    Originally posted by katie
                                                    Fucking Hell!
                                                    This guy really *is* having a bad day

                                                    Well he makes me laugh
                                                    Not to fear, he's been "addressed" in the Sheep Pen.
                                                    Twistin' by the pool.

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                                                      • matt19
                                                        Sniper
                                                        • Mar 2005
                                                        • 875
                                                        #119
                                                        so were losers for wasting all our time on this site... yet i see that you are posting 48 times a day
                                                        Long Live Classic VH

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                                                          • fryingdutchman
                                                            Full Member Status

                                                            • Feb 2005
                                                            • 4133
                                                            #120
                                                            Please....this thread went a blessed three days without activity.

                                                            Three cock blocks is an idiot who seems to have vaporized...let him go away, and let this thread go with him.
                                                            Originally posted by perilouspete
                                                            fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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