give me a break!

[Panamark]

Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
i havent exactly seen david engaged in any long term relationships with women...wonder what THAT means...hmmm....

food for thought.

three lock rock

Why buy a book when you can borrow one from the library ?

[Bill Lumbergh]

"To My biggest fan, Three Lock Rocks.........I never knew a fan could be so loving, so in tune with my manly needs..........oh fuck it......HOLD ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Three Lock Rock]

Yes, i met sam and he's a class act!

unlike david, who wouldn't give a fan the flippin time of day if his life depended on it...oh yeah, thats right, david has no fans other than you losers.

three lock rock

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
Yes, i met sam and he's got a "10" ass!

unlike david, who wouldn't suck me off, even when I offered to buy 300 copies of Diamond Dave!...oh yeah, thats right, david can only get super hot CHICKS who would never even shit on a loser like me(though I'd really enjoy that......mmmm nuts!)

three inch cock

[Three Lock Rock]

ok, well, i'm tired of arguing with you idiots for one night. never fear, though, i'll be back tomorrow, shouting the truth LOUD AND CLEAR!

HAGAR ROCKS!!!

three lock rock

[Bill Lumbergh]

This OWNAGE courtesy of Bill Lumbergh..........kicking the shit out of sheep since 86'........."YYEEAAAAAHHHHHHHH"

[MAX]

Off so soon?

Stellar and don't stop till you get enough.

I cunt wait for your love to cum walkin' in again......

[Panamark]

The Mothership awaits !

[poppadingo]

It never ceases to amaze me when you idiots come onto a ROTH board and try to change peoples minds. Next you'll be sending the Pope Kwanzaa cards. The name says it all. Into the pen you go moron.

[kentuckyklira]

Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
loser. how many albums has david sold lately?

So, that argument has you listening to Britney Spears, idiot!

[kentuckyklira]

Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
please tell me what ballad davids written that can even hold a candle to eagles fly?

Ballads are for pussies. I think it´s time you changed your tampon!

[fryingdutchman]

Look at this fuckin' guy...what a badass rocker!

I think Dennis Miller said it best, when describing the "bad boy" Mark Wahlberg of "NKOTB"....but is is so applicable to Spammy too!

Something about "that nanny-goat facial hair" and the "flip insolence of youth"

But the best line, tailored just for Sammy is....."He's out to show that he's a motorcycle guy.....in a moped band!"

[fryingdutchman]

Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
what made me come here was that i discovered that you can see some porn in the pictures bonanza....and I like to jerk off a lot but I can't since my mom found my National Geographics under the bed. I like to finger my asshole while I look at guys with plates in their lips and loincloths on. finally i got so sick of it i just decided to fill you in on a little truth as a public service.

the truth is I like to troll the local schools for young boys to see if they want to play "Priest and the naughty altar boys".

the truth is I throw my crotchless panties at sammy hagar at all of his shows.

forget common sense. I'll just keep following Sammy around everywhere, and have my name legally changed to Michael Anthony, Jr.

I offered very little penis to my girlfriend, so she left.

sammys a wanna-be musician and can contribute something....like kicking in free t-shirts to the first 25 people through the door at Cabo on Cinco De Mayo. Of course, 25 represents full capacity.

that is the truth.


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[ThrillsNSpills]

I say this three lock stuff is an alias and it's April 1st.


Beware, people

[DlocRoth]

Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
I say this three lock stuff is an alias and it's April 1st.


Beware, people

Whatever, it's fucking hilarious!