The Sammy Hagar Insult Generator!

[classicdude]

Think this Davism says it all: "Seriously, I don't have any rivals. You can't have me and a second-rate impersonation of me and tell me that here's my rival. No contest! There is such a thing as being original. Without it, no matter how good the impersonation, you're nothing."

[BlimpyCHIMP™]

DEAR SAMMY PLEASE PLAY THE OLD STUFF TOO

OR YOU STINK HAHAHAAA

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by marchin2mars
Yea, Sammy. Someone does like you somewhere you fat bastard. Your songs all suck and you are a washed up crypt keeper looking Weight-Watcher consulting cum releasing tequila pitching fucking Hobbit. Shit bag. Douche bottle. Scrotum hair. Poopie breath!
But Dave is going to reunite with Van Halen and will then be leading the Biggest Tour of the Year........and Spammy won't

[glb01]

Fagar, you are and will always be the RED RECTUM.

[Davidsgrl]

:D :p This is the highlight of my day! I love this thing! Keep up those zingers.

[JCOOK]

Dear Roy:You are a fat bag of shit since you come from fontana im' surprised that you are so fat, most of your kind from the inbred empire are so strung out on meth,they make ethiopians look obese.Having said that, your sing... shrilling sounds worse than rats fucking, you watch the food channel like most people watch porno.flies wont' even land on your filthy carcass. Your father should have done us all a favor and jacked off into a tissue.

[Vai7]

Dear sammy Hagar:you have less value than a mixture of ass chewed lima beans and Bill Clintons pubic hairs!HAHA

[Hooger]

Sammy Rocks Fuck all of you fucking David Lee Roth Gay Fucking Loving Queers

[Hooger]

Anyone who Likes David Lee Roth Has To e A Fucking Queer Put A Guitar In His Hands And See What He Can Do With It.

[sammysupporter]

Dear Sammy, Thanks for being such an original breath of fresh air, when every other frontman was too busy relishing their own stench, you were working hard to make sure that rock would never die. And the fact that you chose not to wear the same outfit that wore the night before at an S&M joint shows your class and dedication to the music. Unlike all those leather clad ladies.

[Matt White]

Dear Spam:

Fuck you and the SHEEP you ride to Cabo!

[DlocRoth]

Dear Sammy,

Will ya quit buying up ALL the capris?

Summer's comin and my old lady cant find any.

Hey thanks, you cocktard.

-D

[Viking]

Dear Sammy Hagar: Stop singing like a witless Eunuch while rubbing Rogaine on your swollen manboobs in the hope of growing some chest hair and come away from that window you are wiggling your ass out thinking some passing stranger will grope it for the first sexual experience of your worthless life, and get over here so I can force-feed you a generous helping of Shut The Fuck Up.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by sammysupporter
Dear Sammy, Thanks for being such an original breath of fresh air, when every other frontman was too busy being heterosexual, you were busy servicing your gay fans! And the fact that you chose not to wear the same Ronald McDonald outfit that wore the night before at an S&M joint shows your class and dedication to the music and to fisting men. Unlike all those leather clad ladies. God I hate women!

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Hooger
Anyone who Likes David Lee Roth, please be really gay! I am A Fucking Queer Put A Penis In My Hands And See What I Can Do With It.