Van Halen Anecdotes

[bueno bob]

Some people call me the gangster of love.

:D

[Redballjets88]

some people call me maaaaurice

[WARF]

Okay here's the WARF Anecdote as promised....

So up until couple weeks... before the story begins....
I've been fucking her best friend...
And she got jealous... so naturally she started fucking her too...

Then about a couple weeks ago...
We were all fucking drunk and messed up at her best friends place...
And we were dancin' to some techno music...
So I say... let's take our tops off...
Bam...
So now we're all grinding on each other...
So I say... hey... let's take out bottoms off!!!
Then all of a sudden they both run to the other room...
And I hear giggling... i'm standing in the living room..
With my fucking cock in my hand...
They come back with their pinkies...
And make me pinky promise to never say a word about what is going to happen...
Immediately after they start making out...
lol
I don't think i should finish this story...
You won't believe the tension between us 3 up until this point...

[bueno bob]

God damnit.

Now I'm mad.

[Redballjets88]

warf you dog you

finish unless you're not prepared to man up

[WARF]

LOL
Okay.. so they start making out with each other...
Her best friend is like a Tall version of Paris Hilton...
And my girl is well... very short petite... glasses... sexy fucking Librarian type... with the Jennifer Love Hewitt body... total animal in bed... but looks like a goody goody... anyways...

[Redballjets88]

did they bust out the double headed dildo and go ass to ass? haha no continue

[bueno bob]

I'M AT WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's it, this thread is going on ignore! Arrrgghh!

[WARF]

I'm watchin' them make out... and popped like the biggest fucking boner of my entire life... thinking to myself... all this tension and fighting between us... needs to be resolves with a fucking cock in their mouth, pussy and asses... lol

Anyways...

My girlfriend... is going down on her.... while she's layin' on the couch moanin' and shit.... so I get behind my girl... and start fuckin' her doggystyle... while she's eatin' the pussy out.. lol

Dude... I can't finish.... it's crazy...

[Redballjets88]

you must dont be a bitch

you see 18 year old calling you out

man up haha

[WARF]

Originally posted by Redballjets88
you must dont be a bitch

you see 18 year old calling you out

man up haha

Man up?
Have you ever been in a pussy?

[Redballjets88]

haha yes sir you see i man up lol its all good you dont need to finish your story i have seen a porn before i know how this goes

[WARF]

hold on... im pouring some more vodka and oj...

[Redballjets88]

screwdrivin it i see

[WARF]

good cuz it's fucking gross...
Anyway...
While I was fucking her friend....
She said "I love you"... yikes...
It's been weird ever since...
So last weekend... me and my girl we're drunk and stoned...
And i think we fucked like 5 0r 6 times between midnight and 6 am...
AND everything was cool again... but now we've been fighting nonstop..
I'm kinda bummed out...
I think it's safe to say our relationship is over.
There's alot more to the story...
It's just fucked up and i'm drunk...
Now i'm talkin' to some other chick, and still thinkin' of her.
and postin' gay ass fucking threads about DLR....
tryin' to pass the time... or get wasted enough to fall asleep.