Van Halen Anecdotes

[WARF]

CHEERS!

[WARF]

Does anyone else want another WARFYDOTE while i'm fucking wasted???

[Redballjets88]

well thats sad, but funny and awesome at the same time. im out man dont pass out on your back haha

[WARF]

No..no... I got more WARFYDOTES!!!
As I drink myself into oblivion...

[WARF]

Yo Bob,
Tell us about your threesome with Rikk and Alan the panther...

[Redballjets88]

Originally posted by WARF
No..no... I got more WARFYDOTES!!!
As I drink myself into oblivion...

does that mean i should stick around?

[WARF]

Don't stay on my behalf... i'm gonna roll up this joint and pass the fuck out...

[Redballjets88]

oh well commence... a women is forcing me to stay on anyway

[WARF]

Take these words of wisdom...
Never tell a bitch you love her...
Cuz it will only be ammunition for her... to fuck with your head... over and over...

And remember we are the ones with the COCK...
The cock goes into the pussy...
the pussy doesn't go into the cock...
We are the fucking controllers..
WE CONTROL THE PUSSY!!!

[Redballjets88]

yeah like ice cube said "life aint nothin but bitches and money"

[WARF]

Last but not least.... give your dick a cool nickname!!!

For example.... I call my dick Johnny...
I wake up... and talk to my dick...
He likes that shit in the morning...
Worship your own cock..
And control the pussy!!!!

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by WARF
Take these words of wisdom...
Never tell a bitch you love her...
Cuz it will only be ammunition for her... to fuck with your head... over and over...

And remember we are the ones with the COCK...
The cock goes into the pussy...
the pussy doesn't go into the cock...
We are the fucking controllers..
WE CONTROL THE PUSSY!!!

Heheheheh....

Wishful thinking, but it's certainly a nice thought...

[WARF]

Originally posted by Redballjets88
yeah like ice cube said "life aint nothin but bitches and money"

Or even better.... Dr Dre 'Bitches ain't shit, but hoes and tricks... lick on these nuts anc suck the dick..."

uh u hh uhuhuhuhu

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by WARF
Yo Bob,
Tell us about your threesome with Rikk and Alan the panther...

Rikk said "Grab it!"

I said "Larg!!!"

Alan roared.

Then we all did a sing-a-long to Billy Joel's "Uptown Girl" and went sailing afterwards.

It was quite an illustrious experience!

:D

[WARF]

I forgot what hitch said... but it was something like "pyramid success"

Bubble your bath....

Take a bubble bath... and let the bubbles overflow... and let your dick stand up... and be a LIGHT TOWER in a sea of bubbles!!!