It's About Time!!!

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by 5150Clown
So you're suggesting there was no reunion with Sammy? This is all cut & paste stuff from old songs never used?

read my whole post (or get someone to read and explain it for you)...the music sounds like cut & paste-stuff and the "singing" like a not fitting overdubbing...

[5150Clown]

Just bust'n your chops. But still....I kinda like the theory.

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by 5150Clown
Just bust'n your chops. But still....I kinda like the theory.

:D

[Panamark]

Re: It's About Time!!!

Originally posted by hitch1969©
VIVA VAN HAGAR©!!!

tasty.

=h69=

Everything that ever inspires passion within the Hitchman results in a well written, always interesting, concise novel.

I think the absence of such a review, says it all...

[Dr. Love]

The music may sound chopped because it probably is a radio edit.

Therefore, they chopped out parts to make it shorter. You should thank them.

[DavidLeeNatra]

gosh this whole reunion-shit goes down the toilet faster than ed's first heineken...

[freak]

Originally posted by General Hina
That's better than "Bozzy Bozzy Bop Ditty Bop!"

General Hina

I dunno, they make equal amounts of sense...

Am I the only one waiting for Sammy Hagar's testicles to finally drop?

The man has sounded pre-pubescent for, what, 30 years?

[classicdude]

"It's about crap."

I only heard the teaser and that was enough. Blech.

I thought from another post that Hitch was just pimping Hagar to try to sink the Van Hagar ship (since hoping for a DLR/VH reunion for 6+ years has resulted in spam....)?

...or is that just the booze talking?

[livingproof]

I think "back to the red and black" is referring to him coming back to Van Halen. He is the "Red Rocker" and his shirts and shit had "RED" written in big letters on the back.

My take.

[DavidLeeNatra]

you pay too much credit to the crap if you really believe that there is something to INTERPRETATE something hidden in sammy's "lyrics"...he is lucky enough to get them in a simple rhyme...and well..."time...shine" close enough for sam...

[Dr. Love]

I thought he said "paint it red on black?"

[General Hina]

Originally posted by Brownsound1
Those were Louis Prima's lyrics, not Dave's.

No they weren't. Dave added those!!

[General Hina]

Originally posted by livingproof
I think "back to the red and black" is referring to him coming back to Van Halen. He is the "Red Rocker" and his shirts and shit had "RED" written in big letters on the back.

My take.

The lyric is "paint it red on black"

[hitch1969©]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
Well hello my mentally challenged friend! First off, if Im lost, because I dont like this song...Then I dont want to be found. No doubt, in the same desert your located. Light headed and hot in the daytime and cold, lonely and scared at night. Good place to be. Stay there.
And you are correct sir. This song is the shit. And if all of us each had a colander the holes still wouldn't be small enough to strain out the peas, corn and peanut skins from this masterpiece. And one person saying AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME 8 times in a post and cumming on their keyboard is still not enough of an incentive for a clubbed foot retarded boy, with a lazy eye to buy this cd. But keep trying. Apparently you do have fans around here somewhere. *crickets*
As I was saying. Viva fuck you and your anti moderating ways. Keeping Dave alive by chopping off the heads of the snakes that tend to poison the Army is my mission. Hello Mr Snake! Please to meet you. :D

Originally posted by Big Troubles
and p.s, stop hiding. Even Sarge ( the busy bastard that he is) has time to reply to me. I am challenging you to defend yourself in a mature battle of wits. (so you may want to bring along a few friends)
Your opinion on Van Hagar vs EVERYONE elses opinion on Roth, here in the Army. Id do it on PPV, but the costs in running a live show nowadays is fucking rediculous. :D And quite frankly it will be another Tyson fight from the early 90's. Bam! Down in the first round-Roth takes it all.

Does someone want to tell this poor jerkoff motherfucker just who he is fucking with?

Every time that I think that I am out... They keep pulling me BACK IN!!!!

Well pal, let me school ya. Look up where it says hitch1969©... now below where it says "Roth Army™ FranchisePLAYA", because I am the fucking Diamond David Lee Roth Army... do you see "Member Number"? Number FUCKING 2, as in Sarge is Member motherfucking Uno and I am the fucking VICE PREZ of this motherfucker. And truth be told that dude is so knee deep in fucking poontang that he's way too busy for the internet so you need to understand that I could make this the "Sammy Roy Hagar Army" if I fucking wanted to!!! I have that kind of clout around this motherfucker. This site would not be here if not for me, you fucking worthless dickhead, and this is straight from the Sarge himself : "Special thanks goes out to the brilliant hitchBRAIN who was the person who finally convinced me to reopen this David Lee Roth Megasite. - Sarge, Webmaster, ROTHARMY.COM"

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=9243#post9243

You heard that right, Sally. "THIS DAVID LEE ROTH MEGASITE". But what for the fucking thanks I get? Noooooo. You whine like a whore with a diseased pussy wondering how you got so fucked up, and blaming everyone for your disease. That is negativity. We check our negativity at the door here. We don't "do" negativity and you can walk the FUCK OUT OF HERE with yours. I am banning your sorry ass. You're fucking done!!! I am so fucking pissed off that YOU ARE BANNED FROM THE MOTHERFUCKING INTERNET, YOU FUCKING COCKAROACH!!! Keep paying AOL, I could give a shit less.. but you're fucking OFFLINE FOREVER, FUCKFACE!!!!

Do you know that the Sarge and I partied with Roth in Vegas on July 4th 2000 and fucking David Lee goes, "You're that hitch guy from the Army site... nice to fucking meet you"? FUCKING ROTH KNOWS WHO I AM, YOU FUCKER!!! He fucking cares less about my Hagarism than you do!!! And speaking of Van Hagar, did you know that I fucking partied with VAN HAGAR in Denver in '92 after the Fiddler's show and shared Heinekens and smokes with Eddie himself (this was pre-cancer mind you and I certainly wouldn't encourage his addictions these days but I digress) Sammy and I did Tequila shots. Mike and Al were off being fuckers but I am on a first name basis with Sam and Ed YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER. It's been years but it's about fucking time again and when they come to Denver in August I am going to party with them again and get fucking stoned with them and FUCK YOU DUMMY YOU'RE NOT COOL SO NO PARTY WITH HALEN FOR YOU!!!!

You know... this VAN HAGAR negativity at the DIAMOND MOTHERFUCKING DAVID LEE ROTH ARMY™ powered by hitch1969© ENDS TODAY. I am sick of it.

Speak ILL of Sammy, Van Hagar, or Eddie... and you're fucking BANNED. We don't want you here. GO over to LINKS or Vonnies where negative energy is welcomed and rewarded. We focus on THE POSITIVE here and if you don't like it, you're gone. I have that power. I WILL TURN THIS SITE INTO THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING SAMMY ROY HAGAR ARMY IF I HAVE TO!!!!

Be on heightened alert because I am declaring Jihad™ on Van Hagar negativism....

I am NOT going to FUCK your girlfriend, pal.... I already DID FUCK HER.

...and she's PREGNANT.

You're going to like SLOPPY SECONDS as much as Sammy did in '85!
you douchebag motherfucker

BREASTS!!

=h69=

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by hitch1969©
Does someone want to tell this poor jerkoff motherfucker just who he is fucking with?

Every time that I think that I am out... They keep pulling me BACK IN!!!!

Well pal, let me school ya. Look up where it says hitch1969©... now below where it says "Roth Army™ FranchisePLAYA", because I am the fucking Diamond David Lee Roth Army... do you see "Member Number"? Number FUCKING 2, as in Sarge is Member motherfucking Uno and I am the fucking VICE PREZ of this motherfucker. And truth be told that dude is so knee deep in fucking poontang that he's way too busy for the internet so you need to understand that I could make this the "Sammy Roy Hagar Army" if I fucking wanted to!!! I have that kind of clout around this motherfucker. This site would not be here if not for me, you fucking worthless dickhead, and this is straight from the Sarge himself : "Special thanks goes out to the brilliant hitchBRAIN who was the person who finally convinced me to reopen this David Lee Roth Megasite. - Sarge, Webmaster, ROTHARMY.COM"

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=9243#post9243

You heard that right, Sally. "THIS DAVID LEE ROTH MEGASITE". But what for the fucking thanks I get? Noooooo. You whine like a whore with a diseased pussy wondering how you got so fucked up, and blaming everyone for your disease. That is negativity. We check our negativity at the door here. We don't "do" negativity and you can walk the FUCK OUT OF HERE with yours. I am banning your sorry ass. You're fucking done!!! I am so fucking pissed off that YOU ARE BANNED FROM THE MOTHERFUCKING INTERNET, YOU FUCKING COCKAROACH!!! Keep paying AOL, I could give a shit less.. but you're fucking OFFLINE FOREVER, FUCKFACE!!!!

Do you know that the Sarge and I partied with Roth in Vegas on July 4th 2000 and fucking David Lee goes, "You're that hitch guy from the Army site... nice to fucking meet you"? FUCKING ROTH KNOWS WHO I AM, YOU FUCKER!!! He fucking cares less about my Hagarism than you do!!! And speaking of Van Hagar, did you know that I fucking partied with VAN HAGAR in Denver in '92 after the Fiddler's show and shared Heinekens and smokes with Eddie himself (this was pre-cancer mind you and I certainly wouldn't encourage his addictions these days but I digress) Sammy and I did Tequila shots. Mike and Al were off being fuckers but I am on a first name basis with Sam and Ed YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER. It's been years but it's about fucking time again and when they come to Denver in August I am going to party with them again and get fucking stoned with them and FUCK YOU DUMMY YOU'RE NOT COOL SO NO PARTY WITH HALEN FOR YOU!!!!

You know... this VAN HAGAR negativity at the DIAMOND MOTHERFUCKING DAVID LEE ROTH ARMY™ powered by hitch1969© ENDS TODAY. I am sick of it.

Speak ILL of Sammy, Van Hagar, or Eddie... and you're fucking BANNED. We don't want you here. GO over to LINKS or Vonnies where negative energy is welcomed and rewarded. We focus on THE POSITIVE here and if you don't like it, you're gone. I have that power. I WILL TURN THIS SITE INTO THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING SAMMY ROY HAGAR ARMY IF I HAVE TO!!!!

Be on heightened alert because I am declaring Jihad™ on Van Hagar negativism....

I am NOT going to FUCK your girlfriend, pal.... I already DID FUCK HER.

...and she's PREGNANT.

You're going to like SLOPPY SECONDS as much as Sammy did in '85!
you douchebag motherfucker

BREASTS!!

=h69=

Now I know why you have so many Hagar fan friends. It's all in the size of that fantastic font of yours. Ooooooooh. Now I know why you are #2. Uncreative in detail but yet you choose the biggest words to describe the most simplistic of convo. Hey pal, someone has clued me in to who you are. A few people have. This is why Im calling you out to debate. But obviously you have no real clue as to what a debate is. First off, I mention "mature and wit". Something you failed at immediately. I thought we could, at the very least, discuss why you think it's so cool to show off your passion for your fav singer on the Roth Army Forums. Its a fantastic curve in your life, Im sure, to "play and pretend", because you think your life is more important than mine because you or someone else might be getting "poontang" while we are here. But pretend if you will, that possibly we're getting the poontang while your talking about Sammy Hagar's latest attempt at living vicariously through David Lee Roths life. Hey man. It's a debate. If I tugged on the wrong, tangled dirty dread lock to get your attention, I apologize. But now I still want to debate. Or are you still going to insist that your so much more important than me, because umm, what was it again? Oh yeah...#2.
Also I wanted to apologize for making you feel like you had to write a novel to me to explain your verbal diarrhea situation. See, I read the first line or two. skipped way down, where it said I was banned. (LOL) Then I read the last line. Hope it taken take you all night to write that. :D