It's About Time!!!

[ThrillsNSpills]

Hitch cybered with Chelle and Sweet Irony.

It was a 3-some and a keyboard or two had to be replaced afterwards.
Some of the keys were stuck.

We need Roth and Ed together to take the music to where the potential for magic is intact instead of it almost sounding ok and then here comes sam.

[Dave's PA Rental]

Didnt Brett say his mom died when he was four?

[DaveIsKing]

RIGHT ON...BROTHER!!!!!

"It's About Time"...alright....TO CLEANSE THE ARMY OF TRAITORS.

[Angel]

BT, check your PM's!

[Angel]

Originally posted by DaveIsKing
RIGHT ON...BROTHER!!!!!

"It's About Time"...alright....TO CLEANSE THE ARMY OF TRAITORS.

Don't send them to DDLR either! Spammers over there too! Why doesn't hitch make a site for all of them???

[pete]

Originally posted by DaveIsKing
BT and thefive were my FIRST Buds here at the Army and they will always be Tops in my Book!

Amen

I think I met BT here in a game of verbal retard football with some spammy fan. I pitched, He hit, and over the fence they went.

[ZOSO]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
Cybering with Hitch? That'll take awhile to cleans out of the old brain. Thanks. You just gave Mr GrumpyAss something to whack off to. Naughty naughty.
And um...*clears throat* He's the "franchise playa"(how cool an a instead of er) because he opened up "DitchWorld" and uses that as his claim to fame. How proud he must be.
I know Hitch. I know...Im banned right? Riiiiiiiiiiggggggghhhhhhhhhttttt!
Ive bought and sold more exciting things than Hitch's exsistance. In fact I find Hitch about as exciting as my next bowel movement. And thats coming on strong. So I'll be thinking of ya Hitch. About 2:05pm eastern time! paper? I'll use 2 ply this time! Its just like Christmas.

TROUBLES FOR PREZ!

[hitch1969©]

Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
Hitch cybered with Chelle and Sweet Irony.

It was a 3-some and a keyboard or two had to be replaced afterwards.
Some of the keys were stuck.

We need Roth and Ed together to take the music to where the potential for magic is intact instead of it almost sounding ok and then here comes sam.

You can say that again, brother, because I likes to CYBER WITH THE SEXY FUCKIN' BITCHES of the internet and they L~O~V~E the small, yet virile hitchCOCK©!!!

And I did cyber with those sexy bitches in question MANY a time. I think that Chelle said that I made her fire crotch hotter than hell, BAYBEEE!!!

Infact, I was cybering with Big Trouble's wife while he was off making his famous "hitch1969©" bowel movement this afternoon. I like this idea that some fuckin' pissed off little heathen is so motivated by the brilliantness that is me that he thinks to name his stool after me while I'm getting his wife off as she waits.

I LIVE for that.

Fuck, take some pictures of little hitch1969© in the bowl and send them on over if you can pry wifey's fat little fingers off the keyboard cybering with me!!!

Take pride in your bowel movements, my friend. Unfortunately they are all you have, and I am touched by Valerie Bertinelli's anal that you would honor me by naming them after yours truly.

You know man, you really need to straighten up and come on out of the Van Hagar homo closet and play our reindeer games. The team SO wants you to accept yourself for who you are: A Van Hagar fan.

Someday, we'll be standing on top of the world.... for a little while. Cuz we gots STYLE!!!

=h=

[Roth-Halen]

What's up BT

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by Daves PA rental
Didnt Brett say his mom died when he was four?

yes he did. and no we are not the same person.

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by hitch1969©
You can say that again, brother, because I likes to CYBER WITH THE SEXY FUCKIN' BITCHES of the internet and they L~O~V~E the small, yet virile hitchCOCK©!!!

And I did cyber with those sexy bitches in question MANY a time. I think that Chelle said that I made her fire crotch hotter than hell, BAYBEEE!!!

Infact, I was cybering with Big Trouble's wife while he was off making his famous "hitch1969©" bowel movement this afternoon. I like this idea that some fuckin' pissed off little heathen is so motivated by the brilliantness that is me that he thinks to name his stool after me while I'm getting his wife off as she waits.

I LIVE for that.

Fuck, take some pictures of little hitch1969© in the bowl and send them on over if you can pry wifey's fat little fingers off the keyboard cybering with me!!!

Take pride in your bowel movements, my friend. Unfortunately they are all you have, and I am touched by Valerie Bertinelli's anal that you would honor me by naming them after yours truly.

You know man, you really need to straighten up and come on out of the Van Hagar homo closet and play our reindeer games. The team SO wants you to accept yourself for who you are: A Van Hagar fan.

Someday, we'll be standing on top of the world.... for a little while. Cuz we gots STYLE!!!

=h=

Awe shit, I wasn't gonna reply, but then i thought, what else do you do when a dog keeps humping your leg? Shake that fucker off!
Now little doggy. I named my turd after you because you and him have the same stench of uselessness. I flushed him like Im gonna continue to flush you...Chum...
And my wife? yeah you can cyber her. She would like to play your little game of hide the salami. Trouble is, you'll have to borrow someones first. :D Someone told me earlier today that I was defending myself too much and made to look owned. It's funny though you know. The last thing that "owned" me was my amneotic fluid and fetal cord with afterbirth. Thats when it occured to me! We have this similar taste to the disdain. We have this built up, pent up anger/comical routine I can't help but wonder if it really was the afterbirth they tossed aside and not you....my long lost brother! See, all of this...It comes natural. I sit down and become me. I awake with this attitude and I sleep with it. You split yours into different sections of different personalities to deal with the ongoing bullshit that occurs around here. Truth is Hitch. You are the ongoing bullshit. Everyone else may run and hide, but I called you out. I own you. And between you and me and close to 4000 other people who breathe Roth and Roll regularly, Im enjoying it. Thanks for the entertainment.
If your lucky I will send you a picture of my wife so you can see what i enjoy on a nightly basis, while you whack off to distant memories and postcards of what used to be.- DLR
Peace

BT

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by Roth-Halen
What's up BT

hey R-H, what's happening in the army tonight?

[Roth-Halen]

God only knows! Alot of menopautic bitches I guess

[hitch1969©]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
yes he did. and no we are not the same person.

Damn.

If you were him... I am pretty sure that I would bow down and admit defeat. Brett's the bigger star of the internet and he owned the Sammy Roy Hagar Army a september or two ago. I learned to shut the fuck up and show respect to him a WAY long time ago, that fucker is a badass.

So I am SO GLAD that you're not him. whew.

Did I ever tell you about the time last summer when he and I mended the fences? He came out and was in Denver for some convention (cant remember what) but anyway, we hooked up and had some beers in Lo-Do and caught a Rockies game. He's a pretty nice guy when you get to know him so I get a little sensitive when I hear people badmouthing him or using his name in vein such as you are.

You should be so lucky to have a friend in Brett like I do.

Yet another reason that I am superior.

Are you ready to get past the denial and admit that you love Van Hagar as much as the next David Lee or the Grave it Be-er?

beer.

uh uh uh uh hu hhuhu h uh uhuhuh

ya nard!


=h=

[Roth-Halen]

What the fuck was that? Get a life woman!