Van Halen members and tasting of sperm

[Dr. Penis]

We KNOW that Gary did.

But, what other members of VH could have partaken in the gloriousness of the tasting of bleach tadpoles.

Imagine this scenario.

Fresh off the stage at the US festival, a zoinked Michael Anthony and completely sober David Lee Roth make a betover who can consume the most sperm.

Gallons and gallons of fresh, warm spunk is brought over from the tent of 'Til Tuesday, and the chugging contest begins.

or

Edward and Alex play a game in which they jerk off and stand 5 feet away from each other and try to shoot semen into each other's mouths.

I believe both scenarios could happen, or already did.

I will go on record as saying that all members of VH past and present have tasted sperm of one of the other members.

Your pal,
Dr. Penis

[hitch1969©]

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[Dr. Penis]

You forgot my newest one Hitch.

Bubblegum Cock !!!

Dedicated to Flappo.

[Mezro]

You can't argue with a guy named fucking Dr. Penis.

Mezro...scrub out that foreskin skippy and join the party...

[DEMON CUNT]

Downright homo-creepy!

[Diamondjimi]

Downright homo-creepy!

Very!

[Dr. Penis]

It's not homo creepy, it's a fucking question.

So, I'm guessing you think that they haven't tasted sperm?

Haven't you ever hung out with musicians before?

They can be a depraved bunch of fuckers.

Never heard the stories about the guys from the Germs having to give each other head first so that the girls from the Go-Go's would give them head too?

Fuck.

Close minded bunch of fuckers around here, your hero DLR must be proud of your gay-bashing.

Fags,
Dr. Penis

[DEMON CUNT]

It's not homo creepy, it's a fucking question.

Quite possibly the least clever alias ever perpetrated upon the ROTH ARMY. Please try again.

If you are truly looking for stories about men blowing each other you might wanna look elsewhere. VHLinks, for example, might be a great place to start.

Dr. Penis=Homo-creppy 4 eva!

To the Dump with this bullshit already!

[Dr. Penis]

Dear Demon Cunt,
I cut my teeth at the Roth Army and Hitchworld when you were still in your Wolfie "bopping the bologna" stage.

I'm not an alias. Any of the old timers, including the Icon, Hitch, Flappo, SusieQ, etc, can attest to that.

This post was an homage to my first post ever at dlrarmy.com which had me banned in two days after causing an uproar circa 1999.

Your pal,
Dr. Penis

[DEMON CUNT]

Dear Demon Cunt,
I cut my teeth at the Roth Army and Hitchworld when you were still in your Wolfie "bopping the bologna" stage.

I'm not an alias. Any of the old timers, including the Icon, Hitch, Flappo, SusieQ, etc, can attest to that.

This post was an homage to my first post ever at dlrarmy.com which had me banned in two days after causing an uproar circa 1999.

Your pal,
Dr. Penis

Oh, my bad. I didn't realize that your bullshit was such an important part of ROTH ARMY history. Please continue to congratulate yourself for getting banned over such an incredibly stupid idea.

It took you two days to get banned? More like Dr. Pussy.

An "old timer" with 5 posts? That's one every two years. See you in 2010 for another homo-creepy message sure to set the ROTH ARMY ablaze with controversy.

[Dr. Penis]

Oh my fucking God. My posting history was wiped out with the end of ARMY 1.0.

Incredibly stupid idea? Definitely.

Your response to it? Stupider.

Kill yourself,
Dr. Penis

[DEMON CUNT]

Oh my fucking God. My posting history was wiped out with the end of ARMY 1.0.

Incredibly stupid idea? Definitely.

Your response to it? Stupider.

Kill yourself,
Dr. Penis

Ah, shucks. To have such a rich legacy of accomplishment wiped out by a software upgrade must break your little heart.

Here's to a long future of self-congratulatory tribute posts to your obsession with male genitalia and the fluids they secrete. May posts 7,8, and 9 bring you as much joy as the first 6.

Enjoy yourself.

[Dr. Penis]

Yes, my rich legacy, out the window, only to live on at Hitchworld.

What I am enjoying most about this thread is this:

You are the only one stupid enough to bite on a troll so silly that it ended eight/nine years ago. Everyone else knows to stay out of a Dr. Penis thread.

Dance, puppet, dance.

Your pal,
Dr. Penis

[DEMON CUNT]

Yes, my rich legacy, out the window, only to live on at Hitchworld.

What I am enjoying most about this thread is this:

You are the only one stupid enough to bite on a troll so silly that it ended eight/nine years ago. Everyone else knows to stay out of a Dr. Penis thread.

Dance, puppet, dance.

Your pal,
Dr. Penis

Ah, yes. Here comes the inevitable "the tables have turned on you" flap. Nice try.

[Dr. Penis]

No need to try. There is no need for the table to turn. The "table" had a sign on it that read, "Don't touch" and you were attracted to that, as well as the topic of conversation.

You are gay. You are projecting your insecurities about homosexuality toward me.

It's okay, be gay, enjoy the caaaack. It's your right, Prop 8 be damned.

Don't get all choked up, embrace your gayness, don't be sad.

What will be sad, however, is since you can't keep your mouth shut, your beloved Army, and it is your beloved Army, Demon Cunt of 3,089 posts, will be welcomed back with a thread entitled, "Van Halen members and tasting of sperm" with the most responses on the first page of Main.

In Christ,
Dr. Penis