Van Halen members and tasting of sperm

[Dr. Penis]

Diamond Jimi licked shit off the spoon
Over hard black cocks Jimi would swoon
He did protest too much
About gayness and such
We all hope that he's coming out soon

[Dr. Penis]

Demon Cunt spent some time in the clink
You can tell cuz he's sporting bad ink
Tattooed men, hairy bears
Popped his cherry in there
The egg nog from their cocks he would drink

[Dr. Penis]

I am that prison's physician
Fucking demon cunt's ass with precision
How he screams and he squirms
His ass swallows my worm
As I look at his taint with derision

[Dr. Penis]

Lost the bet, but will Demon cunt welch?
20 truckdriver asses he'll felch
Demon cunt, he don't care
How that cum got in there
When he's done he'll let out a jizz belch

[DEMON CUNT]

Dr. Penis obsessed with the gay
Has little much else to say
Of balls and cocks
Is all that he talks
From such subject unable to sway

Dr. Penis with theory quite narrow
Had visions of gay bordello
Thought only of sperm
This went on long term
Til came the love o' the right fellow

Dr. Penis with IQ quite low
Longed for all the cocks he could blow
He couldn't stop dreamin'
Of balls full of semen
And wanted us all to know

[Dr. Penis]

Demon Cunt tried to butt fuck the young
It was gross how he wanted their bung
And he loves how it tastes
Drinking semen milk shakes
While he cradles their balls with his tongue

[Dr. Penis]

He says that I act really creepy
But then tries to act just like me
It's sad, but okay
Now we know cunt is gay
Imitation is my flattery

[Dr. Penis]

Demon cunt with a hunger for gash
Plunged his dick into homo shit grass
Now he has H.I.V.
Shouldn't have drank all that pee
Expelling gallons of cum from his ass

[Dr. Penis]

Demon Cunt with a cock swizzle stick
Punctures the foreskin on my dick
He chews and he gnaws
All the shit off my balls
Round the head of my johnson he licks

[Dr. Penis]

Demon cunt likes his gay sex so rough
So one foot long is never enough
He gets down on his knees
Sucking one...two..no, three !!!
He's in heaven when he's fingercuffs

[Dr. Penis]

I wondered where'd Demon Cunt go?
Is he off at gay bars, that homo?
In the back room with Roth
He asks David to cough
While he massages his testicles slow

[Dr. Penis]

Demon Cunt dreams of time in the navy
Taking mouthfuls of young sailor gravy
On the poopdeck he calls
For inspections of balls
While he gargles up those semen babies

[Dr. Penis]

How many cocks can Cunt fit in his mouth?
Is the game for the negroes down south
Dipping darkness in cream
Demon Cunt's mouth they will ream
Thirteen 10 inchers is the winning amount

[Dr. Penis]

Demon Cunt's dander is up
While he drinks X-mas cum from a cup
What a gay treat for moi
He'll be calling me Pa
While I stick my Doc dick up his butt

[Dr. Penis]

I got a blowjob from the girl next to me at my first Van Halen concert. Nobody in the band was involved, except for providing the mood music.

Thanks for staying on topic, VanHalener.

Great post.

Your pal,
Dr. Penis