Van Halen members and tasting of sperm

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  • Dr. Penis
    Roadie
    • Jan 2005
    • 103

    #31
    Diamond Jimi licked shit off the spoon
    Over hard black cocks Jimi would swoon
    He did protest too much
    About gayness and such
    We all hope that he's coming out soon
    The Penis man with the evil penis plan!

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    • Dr. Penis
      Roadie
      • Jan 2005
      • 103

      #32
      Demon Cunt spent some time in the clink
      You can tell cuz he's sporting bad ink
      Tattooed men, hairy bears
      Popped his cherry in there
      The egg nog from their cocks he would drink
      The Penis man with the evil penis plan!

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      • Dr. Penis
        Roadie
        • Jan 2005
        • 103

        #33
        I am that prison's physician
        Fucking demon cunt's ass with precision
        How he screams and he squirms
        His ass swallows my worm
        As I look at his taint with derision
        The Penis man with the evil penis plan!

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        • Dr. Penis
          Roadie
          • Jan 2005
          • 103

          #34
          Lost the bet, but will Demon cunt welch?
          20 truckdriver asses he'll felch
          Demon cunt, he don't care
          How that cum got in there
          When he's done he'll let out a jizz belch
          The Penis man with the evil penis plan!

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          • DEMON CUNT
            Crazy Ass Mofo
            • Nov 2004
            • 3242

            #35
            Dr. Penis obsessed with the gay
            Has little much else to say
            Of balls and cocks
            Is all that he talks
            From such subject unable to sway

            Dr. Penis with theory quite narrow
            Had visions of gay bordello
            Thought only of sperm
            This went on long term
            Til came the love o' the right fellow

            Dr. Penis with IQ quite low
            Longed for all the cocks he could blow
            He couldn't stop dreamin'
            Of balls full of semen
            And wanted us all to know
            Last edited by DEMON CUNT; 12-23-2008, 03:04 AM.
            Banned 01/09/09 | Avatar | Aiken | Spammy | Extreme | Pump | Regular | The View | Toot

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            • Dr. Penis
              Roadie
              • Jan 2005
              • 103

              #36
              Demon Cunt tried to butt fuck the young
              It was gross how he wanted their bung
              And he loves how it tastes
              Drinking semen milk shakes
              While he cradles their balls with his tongue
              The Penis man with the evil penis plan!

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              • Dr. Penis
                Roadie
                • Jan 2005
                • 103

                #37
                He says that I act really creepy
                But then tries to act just like me
                It's sad, but okay
                Now we know cunt is gay
                Imitation is my flattery
                The Penis man with the evil penis plan!

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                • Dr. Penis
                  Roadie
                  • Jan 2005
                  • 103

                  #38
                  Demon cunt with a hunger for gash
                  Plunged his dick into homo shit grass
                  Now he has H.I.V.
                  Shouldn't have drank all that pee
                  Expelling gallons of cum from his ass
                  The Penis man with the evil penis plan!

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                  • Dr. Penis
                    Roadie
                    • Jan 2005
                    • 103

                    #39
                    Demon Cunt with a cock swizzle stick
                    Punctures the foreskin on my dick
                    He chews and he gnaws
                    All the shit off my balls
                    Round the head of my johnson he licks
                    The Penis man with the evil penis plan!

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                    • Dr. Penis
                      Roadie
                      • Jan 2005
                      • 103

                      #40
                      Demon cunt likes his gay sex so rough
                      So one foot long is never enough
                      He gets down on his knees
                      Sucking one...two..no, three !!!
                      He's in heaven when he's fingercuffs
                      The Penis man with the evil penis plan!

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                      • Dr. Penis
                        Roadie
                        • Jan 2005
                        • 103

                        #41
                        I wondered where'd Demon Cunt go?
                        Is he off at gay bars, that homo?
                        In the back room with Roth
                        He asks David to cough
                        While he massages his testicles slow
                        Last edited by Dr. Penis; 12-23-2008, 03:20 AM. Reason: to make it gayer for Demon Cunt
                        The Penis man with the evil penis plan!

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                        • Dr. Penis
                          Roadie
                          • Jan 2005
                          • 103

                          #42
                          Demon Cunt dreams of time in the navy
                          Taking mouthfuls of young sailor gravy
                          On the poopdeck he calls
                          For inspections of balls
                          While he gargles up those semen babies
                          The Penis man with the evil penis plan!

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                          • Dr. Penis
                            Roadie
                            • Jan 2005
                            • 103

                            #43
                            How many cocks can Cunt fit in his mouth?
                            Is the game for the negroes down south
                            Dipping darkness in cream
                            Demon Cunt's mouth they will ream
                            Thirteen 10 inchers is the winning amount
                            The Penis man with the evil penis plan!

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                            • Dr. Penis
                              Roadie
                              • Jan 2005
                              • 103

                              #44
                              Demon Cunt's dander is up
                              While he drinks X-mas cum from a cup
                              What a gay treat for moi
                              He'll be calling me Pa
                              While I stick my Doc dick up his butt
                              The Penis man with the evil penis plan!

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                              • Dr. Penis
                                Roadie
                                • Jan 2005
                                • 103

                                #45
                                Originally posted by VanHalener
                                I got a blowjob from the girl next to me at my first Van Halen concert. Nobody in the band was involved, except for providing the mood music.
                                Thanks for staying on topic, VanHalener.

                                Great post.

                                Your pal,
                                Dr. Penis
                                The Penis man with the evil penis plan!

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