Van Halen members and tasting of sperm

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  • Dr. Penis
    Roadie
    • Jan 2005
    • 103

    #16
    Here's conmee, telling the world that he brought the army back for people like me.




    Assfucked,
    Dr. Penis
    The Penis man with the evil penis plan!

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    • Dr. Penis
      Roadie
      • Jan 2005
      • 103

      #17
      Demon Cunt is my bitch.

      Look at how he had to go back and edit all his posts when he tries to respond to me to add little zingers.

      I think, nay, I know this deserves to be stickied.

      Your pal,
      Gay Hagar {You silly gooses!}
      The Penis man with the evil penis plan!

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      • VanHalener
        ROCKSTAR

        • Nov 2006
        • 5451

        #18
        I got a blowjob from the girl next to me at my first Van Halen concert. Nobody in the band was involved, except for providing the mood music.
        ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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        • DEMON CUNT
          Crazy Ass Mofo
          • Nov 2004
          • 3242

          #19
          Originally posted by Dr. Penis
          You are gay. You are projecting your insecurities about homosexuality toward me.

          It's okay, be gay, enjoy the caaaack.
          Says who? A ROTH ARMY member (ahem!) obsessed with male genitalia and semen. Your keen fetish of man parts is not only reflected by the subject matter of your posts, but by your screen name and signature and location.

          It is glorious irony in it's highest form when one, like you, who obviously reaps great joy by posting messages filled with bizarre homosexual imagery; call someone else "gay."

          I truly enjoy the fact that you spent over half an hour composing THREE responses to my last post in a desperate scramble to recover from the embarrassment you have suffered within your own thread.

          Ha! Ha! I laugh in your face!
          Last edited by DEMON CUNT; 12-22-2008, 01:38 PM.
          Banned 01/09/09 | Avatar | Aiken | Spammy | Extreme | Pump | Regular | The View | Toot

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          • Dan
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jan 2004
            • 12194

            #20
            Cunt Vs Penis.:D
            First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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            • hideyoursheep
              ROTH ARMY ELITE
              • Jan 2007
              • 6351

              #21
              Folks, we've just witnessed history.....






              ...first time ever a penis has beaten itself...



              Q: where's the fun in that?

              A: there isn't any.

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              • Dr. Penis
                Roadie
                • Jan 2005
                • 103

                #22
                Ah yes, the bizarre irony of it all. I think you may be finally figuring it out.

                :drpenis:

                Know that inside, people are laughing at you, not with you.

                We all know what a penis doctor is, but what exactly is a demon cunt?

                Have a seat on my couch, and we can talk about your issues.


                Your pal,
                Dr. Penis
                The Penis man with the evil penis plan!

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                • DEMON CUNT
                  Crazy Ass Mofo
                  • Nov 2004
                  • 3242

                  #23
                  Originally posted by Dr. Penis
                  Know that inside, people are laughing at you, not with you.
                  Hardly. But if that helps you avoid feelings of complete humiliation, what the hell. Enjoy.

                  We all know what a penis doctor is, but...
                  Maybe not, allow me to help clear the air on this one.

                  Dr. Penis: An adult male ROTH ARMY member who resorts to accusing others of homosexuality due to his limited arsenal of come backs and insults. His own feelings of sexual frustration and denial cause him to lash out with unusual graphic male sexual imagery. Proud long time author of gay themed Van Halen fan fiction. Male genitalia and semen are common themes in every aspect of his vast and historic body of work.

                  what exactly is a demon cunt?
                  Thank you for asking.

                  Demon Cunt: The ROTH ARMY legend who dissected your silly sperm encrusted self tribute thread to expose the pain and shame that obviously lingers deep in your soul. The one who has caused you to foolishly flail about in many desperate attempts to take back your thread.

                  Have a seat on my couch, and we can talk about your issues.
                  Um, yeah. I think I'll pass on your offer, Jeffrey Dahmer. I do not wish to participate in any of your homo-creepy fantasies. Like I said before, you might be able to find others who share your fetishes over at VHLinks.
                  Banned 01/09/09 | Avatar | Aiken | Spammy | Extreme | Pump | Regular | The View | Toot

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                  • Dr. Penis
                    Roadie
                    • Jan 2005
                    • 103

                    #24
                    I am now your signature.

                    Fuckin' Awesome

                    Thanks, cunt.

                    Your pal,
                    Dr. Penis
                    The Penis man with the evil penis plan!

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                    • DEMON CUNT
                      Crazy Ass Mofo
                      • Nov 2004
                      • 3242

                      #25
                      Originally posted by Dr. Penis
                      I am now your signature.

                      Fuckin' Awesome

                      Thanks, cunt.

                      Your pal,
                      Dr. Penis
                      Yes, my signature space is reserved as a special place to display only the most foolish and stupid of statements made by ROTH ARMY members like you.

                      The extremely sophomoric and ironic nature of your statement made this addition to my sig undeniably appropriate. You share this honor with previous inductees such as sadaist, 4moreyears, scamper, Lqskdiver, and BigBadBrian.

                      Congratulations.
                      Last edited by DEMON CUNT; 12-22-2008, 08:33 PM.
                      Banned 01/09/09 | Avatar | Aiken | Spammy | Extreme | Pump | Regular | The View | Toot

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                      • Diamondjimi
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • May 2004
                        • 12086

                        #26
                        Originally posted by DEMON CUNT
                        Hardly. But if that helps you avoid feelings of complete humiliation, what the hell. Enjoy.



                        Maybe not, allow me to help clear the air on this one.

                        Dr. Penis: An adult male ROTH ARMY member who resorts to accusing others of homosexuality due to his limited arsenal of come backs and insults. His own feelings of sexual frustration and denial cause him to lash out with unusual graphic male sexual imagery. Proud long time author of gay themed Van Halen fan fiction. Male genitalia and semen are common themes in every aspect of his vast and historic body of work.



                        Thank you for asking.

                        Demon Cunt: The ROTH ARMY legend who dissected your silly sperm encrusted self tribute thread to expose the pain and shame that obviously lingers deep in your soul. The one who has caused you to foolishly flail about in many desperate attempts to take back your thread.



                        Um, yeah. I think I'll pass on your offer, Jeffrey Dahmer. I do not wish to participate in any of your homo-creepy fantasies. Like I said before, you might be able to find others who share your fetishes over at VHLinks.



                        Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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                        • Dr. Penis
                          Roadie
                          • Jan 2005
                          • 103

                          #27
                          Um, you do realize that you are feeding a troll, right?


                          Your pal,
                          Dr. Penis
                          The Penis man with the evil penis plan!

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                          • Dr. Penis
                            Roadie
                            • Jan 2005
                            • 103

                            #28
                            Flappo, get out your ban hammer.

                            It just takes my word,
                            Dr. Penis
                            The Penis man with the evil penis plan!

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                            • Diamondjimi
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • May 2004
                              • 12086

                              #29
                              Originally posted by Dr. Penis
                              Um, you do realize that you are feeding a troll, right?


                              Your pal,
                              Dr. Penis
                              Who's the troll here?
                              Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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                              • Diamondjimi
                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • May 2004
                                • 12086

                                #30
                                Originally posted by Dr. Penis

                                It just takes my word,
                                Which word? Penis ,semen, erection,testicles,anal leakage!?!?!

                                Do tell!
                                Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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