Van Halen members and tasting of sperm

[Dr. Penis]

Here's conmee, telling the world that he brought the army back for people like me.

http://hitchworld1969.com/CIRCLEofTRUST/topic.cgi?forum=1&topic=1815

Assfucked,
Dr. Penis

[Dr. Penis]

Demon Cunt is my bitch.

Look at how he had to go back and edit all his posts when he tries to respond to me to add little zingers.

I think, nay, I know this deserves to be stickied.

Your pal,
Gay Hagar {You silly gooses!}

[VanHalener]

I got a blowjob from the girl next to me at my first Van Halen concert. Nobody in the band was involved, except for providing the mood music.

[DEMON CUNT]

You are gay. You are projecting your insecurities about homosexuality toward me.

It's okay, be gay, enjoy the caaaack.

Says who? A ROTH ARMY member (ahem!) obsessed with male genitalia and semen. Your keen fetish of man parts is not only reflected by the subject matter of your posts, but by your screen name and signature and location.

It is glorious irony in it's highest form when one, like you, who obviously reaps great joy by posting messages filled with bizarre homosexual imagery; call someone else "gay."

I truly enjoy the fact that you spent over half an hour composing THREE responses to my last post in a desperate scramble to recover from the embarrassment you have suffered within your own thread.

Ha! Ha! I laugh in your face!

[Dan]

Cunt Vs Penis.:D

[hideyoursheep]

Folks, we've just witnessed history.....






...first time ever a penis has beaten itself...



Q: where's the fun in that?

A: there isn't any.

[Dr. Penis]

Ah yes, the bizarre irony of it all. I think you may be finally figuring it out.

:drpenis:

Know that inside, people are laughing at you, not with you.

We all know what a penis doctor is, but what exactly is a demon cunt?

Have a seat on my couch, and we can talk about your issues.


Your pal,
Dr. Penis

[DEMON CUNT]

Know that inside, people are laughing at you, not with you.

Hardly. But if that helps you avoid feelings of complete humiliation, what the hell. Enjoy.

We all know what a penis doctor is, but...

Maybe not, allow me to help clear the air on this one.

Dr. Penis: An adult male ROTH ARMY member who resorts to accusing others of homosexuality due to his limited arsenal of come backs and insults. His own feelings of sexual frustration and denial cause him to lash out with unusual graphic male sexual imagery. Proud long time author of gay themed Van Halen fan fiction. Male genitalia and semen are common themes in every aspect of his vast and historic body of work.

what exactly is a demon cunt?

Thank you for asking.

Demon Cunt: The ROTH ARMY legend who dissected your silly sperm encrusted self tribute thread to expose the pain and shame that obviously lingers deep in your soul. The one who has caused you to foolishly flail about in many desperate attempts to take back your thread.

Have a seat on my couch, and we can talk about your issues.

Um, yeah. I think I'll pass on your offer, Jeffrey Dahmer. I do not wish to participate in any of your homo-creepy fantasies. Like I said before, you might be able to find others who share your fetishes over at VHLinks.

[Dr. Penis]

I am now your signature.

Fuckin' Awesome

Thanks, cunt.

Your pal,
Dr. Penis

[DEMON CUNT]

I am now your signature.

Fuckin' Awesome

Thanks, cunt.

Your pal,
Dr. Penis

Yes, my signature space is reserved as a special place to display only the most foolish and stupid of statements made by ROTH ARMY members like you.

The extremely sophomoric and ironic nature of your statement made this addition to my sig undeniably appropriate. You share this honor with previous inductees such as sadaist, 4moreyears, scamper, Lqskdiver, and BigBadBrian.

Congratulations.

[Diamondjimi]

Hardly. But if that helps you avoid feelings of complete humiliation, what the hell. Enjoy.



Maybe not, allow me to help clear the air on this one.

Dr. Penis: An adult male ROTH ARMY member who resorts to accusing others of homosexuality due to his limited arsenal of come backs and insults. His own feelings of sexual frustration and denial cause him to lash out with unusual graphic male sexual imagery. Proud long time author of gay themed Van Halen fan fiction. Male genitalia and semen are common themes in every aspect of his vast and historic body of work.



Thank you for asking.

Demon Cunt: The ROTH ARMY legend who dissected your silly sperm encrusted self tribute thread to expose the pain and shame that obviously lingers deep in your soul. The one who has caused you to foolishly flail about in many desperate attempts to take back your thread.



Um, yeah. I think I'll pass on your offer, Jeffrey Dahmer. I do not wish to participate in any of your homo-creepy fantasies. Like I said before, you might be able to find others who share your fetishes over at VHLinks.

[Dr. Penis]

Um, you do realize that you are feeding a troll, right?


Your pal,
Dr. Penis

[Dr. Penis]

Flappo, get out your ban hammer.

It just takes my word,
Dr. Penis

[Diamondjimi]

Um, you do realize that you are feeding a troll, right?


Your pal,
Dr. Penis

Who's the troll here?

[Diamondjimi]

It just takes my word,

Which word? Penis ,semen, erection,testicles,anal leakage!?!?!

Do tell!