Van Halen members and tasting of sperm

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Demon Cunt giving me the best head
After a butt-fucking in bed
With an asshole so wide
I put my foot inside
Of his anus, his butt cheeks he spread

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Lucky me, Demon's back for some fun
He gives head to the shaft of my gun
But instead of a bang
Demon has to explain
Why his face looks like a sticky bun

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Demon Cunt has a thing for old Roth
Attractive like a flame for a moth
Every night in his dreams
Demon drinks all Dave's creams
When they visit the ice planet, Hoth

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Demon cunt's taint smells like a dog
And upon my sweet chest squirts a log
Of the greeniest kind
How his asshole's been slimed
Looks like water he dredged from a bog

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Cherone, Cunt, and Jimi make three
And they are all ass fingering me
I'll exclaim with a shout
As the poop doth come out
"Here's the crap, for your poopy orgy!"

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Now their faces are covered in feces
Smack their tongues, like E.T. for the Pieces.
It's not chocolate, it's shit
But they all lick their lips
For a feast that they find good and greasy

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Demon Cunt lingering in the gym showers
He stares and stares there for hours
He's a dirty old codger
Filthy Shower cock watcher
He thinks he has gay super powers.

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Demon squirts out his cum in a cup
Diamond Jimi will then drink it up
Not cum from his cock
This cum came from the crop
That he keeps for reserves in his butt.

[Dr. Penis]

Demon Cunt had a gay christmas wish
On his cock he would balance a dish
Of a bunch of dildos
That he keeps for his bros
Inside their loose assholes to squish

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Hear a moaning so low in the dark
Demon's cock is inside Panamark
What I see, it's so gay
That I can't look away
Even when they start sniffing their farts

[Dr. Penis]

Flappo now penetrates Sarge
Who has waived off the usual charge
Something 'bout British teeth
Kissing on his butt cheeks
Makes his penis get blood filled and large

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Demon Cunt and the whole football team
Were going to fufill Cunt's sick dream
89 negro penis
To share just between us
And I am so I happy, I could scream !

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Susie Q and I make out like pigs
And we've borrowed all DLR's wigs
Blonde on blonde gay safari
Watching shows like Hatari
I can't believe Susie's cock is that big

[Dr. Penis]

A Haiku

Gay sex can scare the weak minds
As they watch me penetrate the ass
Of all the mods and admins

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DLR and I sniffing our asses
Cuz, we've been expelling green gases
But it is no suprise
With our history of guys
That our farts would mean death for the masses