Van Halen members and tasting of sperm

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  • bueno bob
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 22951

    #76
    I would try to find the deeper meaning in all of this, but I think the Sheep Pen is easier to decipher anymore...

    I must say, however, that when speaking of Van Halen, using terms like "sucks dick", "cunts" and "fags" seems to be pretty run of the mill fare these days, and therefore this thread is probably the most accurate Main thread I've seen in quite some time.

    Which is sadly unfortunate...
    Twistin' by the pool.

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    • Dr. Penis
      Roadie
      • Jan 2005
      • 103

      #77
      Bueno Bob and I making sweet love
      He force clutches my dick with black glove
      Strokes my dick with his mind
      What sith-y good time
      I get showered with piss from above.
      The Penis man with the evil penis plan!

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      • DEMON CUNT
        Crazy Ass Mofo
        • Nov 2004
        • 3242

        #78
        Dr. Penis back for more
        Scars are deep when raised as Daddy's whore
        As son he played a wife's role
        With Father's pee pee filling his hole

        Dr. P of a childhood wrought with pain
        Raised with a taste of Daddy's main vein
        With nightmares of Father's juice so sour
        Turns to internet aliases for feelings of power
        Banned 01/09/09 | Avatar | Aiken | Spammy | Extreme | Pump | Regular | The View | Toot

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        • Diamondjimi
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • May 2004
          • 12086

          #79
          Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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          • Golden AWe
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jan 2004
            • 34245

            #80
            Yes I've drank US beers too
            Originally posted by Cato
            Golden, why are you FAT?
            Originally posted by lesfunk
            Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
            http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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            • Coyote
              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
              • Jan 2004
              • 8185

              #81
              Originally posted by Golden AWe
              Yes I've drank US beers too
              How'd it taste?
              Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

              Originally posted by Seshmeister
              It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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              • Dr. Penis
                Roadie
                • Jan 2005
                • 103

                #82
                I wish my dad would have fucked me.

                Your pal,
                Dr. Penis
                The Penis man with the evil penis plan!

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                • Dr. Penis
                  Roadie
                  • Jan 2005
                  • 103

                  #83
                  Dr. Penis stroked DLR's cock
                  It was pointed up, hard as a rock
                  So I bounced up and down
                  Till his cock tip was brown
                  And he begged me, "Doc Penis, don't stop!"
                  The Penis man with the evil penis plan!

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                  • Dr. Penis
                    Roadie
                    • Jan 2005
                    • 103

                    #84
                    James Lomenzo and I getting gay
                    Our proverbial roll in the hay
                    He was not even tryin'
                    Till out burst his white lion
                    Fuck my ass till the night turned to day
                    The Penis man with the evil penis plan!

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                    • Dr. Penis
                      Roadie
                      • Jan 2005
                      • 103

                      #85
                      Flappo, J-star, and GayHitch
                      Had a plan to make Doc Cock their bitch
                      They porked my hairy man ass
                      Full of poopy main gash
                      From the ass to the mouth they will switch
                      The Penis man with the evil penis plan!

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                      • Dr. Penis
                        Roadie
                        • Jan 2005
                        • 103

                        #86
                        I drank jizz till my stomach was sore
                        I believed that I could drink no more
                        When walked in Brian Young
                        I licked balls with my tongue
                        "Deeper, down my throat!", I did implore
                        The Penis man with the evil penis plan!

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                        • Dr. Penis
                          Roadie
                          • Jan 2005
                          • 103

                          #87
                          Packing fudge in my ass is the FORD
                          And he makes me call him "Asshole Lord"
                          Big fat men, hairy bears
                          Put big cocks up in there
                          As I gallantly take in his sword
                          The Penis man with the evil penis plan!

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                          • Dr. Penis
                            Roadie
                            • Jan 2005
                            • 103

                            #88
                            Wolf and Dave in an ex-per-iment
                            To see who could now pitch the most tents
                            Wolfie could jerk alot
                            But Dave's boner looked hot
                            Even if it leaned to the right and was bent
                            The Penis man with the evil penis plan!

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                            • Dr. Penis
                              Roadie
                              • Jan 2005
                              • 103

                              #89
                              Fingercuffed now by Eddie and Alex
                              How I love Dutch-Fillipino-y phallus
                              Afterwards in the stains
                              How Edward would complain
                              How he had done all the work, blah, blah, blah!
                              The Penis man with the evil penis plan!

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                              • Dr. Penis
                                Roadie
                                • Jan 2005
                                • 103

                                #90
                                Demon cunt has a penis so small
                                That it's hard to see his cock at all
                                But it really don't matter
                                I'll drink down his batter
                                When we fuck at the airport shit stall.
                                The Penis man with the evil penis plan!

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