Van Halen members and tasting of sperm

[bueno bob]

I would try to find the deeper meaning in all of this, but I think the Sheep Pen is easier to decipher anymore...

I must say, however, that when speaking of Van Halen, using terms like "sucks dick", "cunts" and "fags" seems to be pretty run of the mill fare these days, and therefore this thread is probably the most accurate Main thread I've seen in quite some time.

Which is sadly unfortunate...

[Dr. Penis]

Bueno Bob and I making sweet love
He force clutches my dick with black glove
Strokes my dick with his mind
What sith-y good time
I get showered with piss from above.

[DEMON CUNT]

Dr. Penis back for more
Scars are deep when raised as Daddy's whore
As son he played a wife's role
With Father's pee pee filling his hole

Dr. P of a childhood wrought with pain
Raised with a taste of Daddy's main vein
With nightmares of Father's juice so sour
Turns to internet aliases for feelings of power

[Diamondjimi]

[Golden AWe]

Yes I've drank US beers too

[Coyote]

Yes I've drank US beers too

How'd it taste?

[Dr. Penis]

I wish my dad would have fucked me.

Your pal,
Dr. Penis

[Dr. Penis]

Dr. Penis stroked DLR's cock
It was pointed up, hard as a rock
So I bounced up and down
Till his cock tip was brown
And he begged me, "Doc Penis, don't stop!"

[Dr. Penis]

James Lomenzo and I getting gay
Our proverbial roll in the hay
He was not even tryin'
Till out burst his white lion
Fuck my ass till the night turned to day

[Dr. Penis]

Flappo, J-star, and GayHitch
Had a plan to make Doc Cock their bitch
They porked my hairy man ass
Full of poopy main gash
From the ass to the mouth they will switch

[Dr. Penis]

I drank jizz till my stomach was sore
I believed that I could drink no more
When walked in Brian Young
I licked balls with my tongue
"Deeper, down my throat!", I did implore

[Dr. Penis]

Packing fudge in my ass is the FORD
And he makes me call him "Asshole Lord"
Big fat men, hairy bears
Put big cocks up in there
As I gallantly take in his sword

[Dr. Penis]

Wolf and Dave in an ex-per-iment
To see who could now pitch the most tents
Wolfie could jerk alot
But Dave's boner looked hot
Even if it leaned to the right and was bent

[Dr. Penis]

Fingercuffed now by Eddie and Alex
How I love Dutch-Fillipino-y phallus
Afterwards in the stains
How Edward would complain
How he had done all the work, blah, blah, blah!

[Dr. Penis]

Demon cunt has a penis so small
That it's hard to see his cock at all
But it really don't matter
I'll drink down his batter
When we fuck at the airport shit stall.