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  • ace diamond
    Full Member Status

    • Sep 2004
    • 3863

    until i hold the proof in my hands and the album is cranking out of my speakers and pissing off the entire neighborhood,
    I'm gonna have to call BULLSHIT on this one.
    Originally posted by hideyoursheep
    When Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.
    "It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond

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    • PETE'S BROTHER
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Feb 2007
      • 12678

      ace calls bulshit, close this fucker.
      Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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      • VAiN
        Use my hand, I won't look
        ROCKSTAR

        • Nov 2006
        • 5056

        Originally posted by VanHalener
        Let's all just have a Roth Army party somewhere. THAT would be some Van Halen news worth talking about right there one time one time.

        We could dig up Laura Branigan and use her body as a tabletop on a couple of sawhorses to have a place to put drinks and food.

        We could jam some CVH and toast the dead band that once owned the planet.

        Then we could pour gas on Laura and have a nice fire at sunset.

        The S.Florida chapter can meet at my place... I'll get some s'mores goin ASAP for the Branigan roast...
        Originally posted by wiseguy
        That shit will welcome you in the morning and pour the milk in your count chocula for ya.

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        • chefcraig
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Apr 2004
          • 12172

          Originally posted by ace diamond
          until i hold the proof in my hands and the album is cranking out of my speakers and pissing off the entire neighborhood,
          I'm gonna have to call BULLSHIT on this one.
          Considering the torment your neighbors are already subjected to by being forced to listen to your own music, they'd more than likely welcome the VH disc as a delightful diversion. That is of course, if they haven't moved or hung themselves by the time this album is finally released.









          “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
          ― Stephen Hawking

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          • PETE'S BROTHER
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Feb 2007
            • 12678

            Originally posted by chefcraig
            Considering the torment your neighbors are already subjected to by being forced to listen to your own music, they'd more than likely welcome the VH disc as a delightful diversion. That is of course, if they haven't moved or hung themselves by the time this album is finally released.
            i'm sure his mobile home will have rolled down the road to new neighbors in san diego by then.
            Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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            • chefcraig
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Apr 2004
              • 12172

              Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
              i'm sure his mobile home will have rolled down the road to new neighbors in san diego by then.
              He should try the Salton Sea area. I've heard it's pretty quiet and peaceful there.









              “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
              ― Stephen Hawking

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              • PETE'S BROTHER
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Feb 2007
                • 12678

                the wildlife there does not deserve his presence.
                Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                • chefcraig
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 12172

                  Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
                  the wildlife there does not deserve his presence.
                  But it would go along way toward explaining all of those bird deaths.









                  “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
                  ― Stephen Hawking

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                  • Diamondjimi
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • May 2004
                    • 12086

                    Originally posted by VanHalener
                    Let's all just have a Roth Army party somewhere. THAT would be some Van Halen news worth talking about right there one time one time.

                    We could dig up Laura Branigan and use her body as a tabletop on a couple of sawhorses to have a place to put drinks and food.

                    We could jam some CVH and toast the dead band that once owned the planet.

                    Then we could pour gas on Laura and have a nice fire at sunset.
                    Hahahaaa, but first you'd have to tazer Savicki off of her...
                    Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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                    • PETE'S BROTHER
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Feb 2007
                      • 12678

                      Originally posted by Diamondjimi
                      Hahahaaa, but first you'd have to tazer Savicki off of her...
                      leave him on her during the ............BLAZE
                      Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                      • ace diamond
                        Full Member Status

                        • Sep 2004
                        • 3863

                        Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
                        i'm sure his mobile home will have rolled down the road to new neighbors in san diego by then.
                        that's funny as hell considering i live in an apartment.
                        Originally posted by hideyoursheep
                        When Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.
                        "It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond

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                        • PETE'S BROTHER
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Feb 2007
                          • 12678

                          Originally posted by ace diamond
                          that's funny as hell considering i live in an apartment.
                          ground floor?
                          Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                          • Nickdfresh
                            SUPER MODERATOR

                            • Oct 2004
                            • 49563

                            Originally posted by lesfunk
                            That Van Halen wife sure is a master of the media....
                            She should still be master-bating men on film! Oh wait, she never did that...sorry...

                            Whether she did or not, taking someone out the the porn industry and giving them your PR wagon is sort of a joke whether she was management (as she claims IIRC) or "talent."...

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                            • chefcraig
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Apr 2004
                              • 12172

                              Originally posted by Nickdfresh
                              Whether she did or not, taking someone out the the porn industry and giving them your PR wagon is sort of a joke whether she was management (as she claims IIRC) or "talent."...
                              I really question her judgement and reasoning capabilities in general. She did after all think it a sound idea to hook up with EVH when he was in the depths of his "homeless meth addict" phase. How in good conscience could anyone with a brain in their head (or even a sense of compassion) stand idly by as the person they claim to love was acting bizarrely and pretty much destroying himself?









                              “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
                              ― Stephen Hawking

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                              • lesfunk
                                Full Member Status

                                • Jan 2004
                                • 3583

                                at least she's good lookin.... :/
                                http://gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=4448212&t=o GIFSoup

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