All-Encompassing Van Halen New Album / Interscope Thread

[Dan]

I Will Be Wearing My 2012 Van Halen T-Shirt,SOON.:D

[Molly Blue]

Maybe they are waiting on a sign?

[Unchainme]

Maybe they are waiting on a sign?

hows guwapo?

[Nickdfresh]

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME...Ed will not release an album with the vocals that are recorded to date. If any of you have a magic bullet or opiate delivery device that will make Ed think Dave's vocals are good enough, please send them to Starwood. He'll make sure Ed's maid gets it.

The bottom line? Why don't you think you've heard a live DVD of the last tour? DAVES VOCALS SUCK. Starwood is aware of studio time that Dave did to re-do the vocal tracks (a la KISS Alive, etc.). Even those tracks were considered an abortion. Hear anything from Starks lately? No....he's under a non-disclosure (just like Starwood's source, but Starwood gets to fuck her).

This "album" may be good enough for you...but it ain't good enough for Ed and Al. And - until Dave gets a time machine or a witch doctor's voodoo cure - you will never hear Dave on another VH album. Ed's vision of new music is polished pop with obscure hooks and rythms. He wants Rob Thomas, Adam Levine, or Chris Martin.

Ed is too insecure, and even Al can't push him anymore. Plus - Janie has him by the balls and there is NO ONE on the planet that hates DAVE more than her.

Carry on Soldiers,

STARWOOOD

What about the rumored February 2012 release date?

[Satan]

Stardouche doesn't have a fucking clue what he's talking about, as usual. And while Eddie has certainly had his moments of cluelessness ever since 1986, comparing him to the likes of Rob Thomas or that faggot who tries to look like Hugh Laurie and sing like Bono, now that's just fucking uncalled for.

Even for a Raiders fan, that's below the belt.

[JACKEDUP]

VH in 2012? Don't hold your breath

These guys are NOT getting along, and as much as I despise Hagar he's probably right. This album will never see the light of day. There's no way they would scrap Soundwave in Australia and then cancel booked venues in Europe,if everything was groovy. The tension is so thick in that camp, you can't even get a bad rumour to leak out.

[DlocRoth]

These guys are NOT getting along, and as much as I despise Hagar he's probably right. This album will never see the light of day. There's no way they would scrap Soundwave in Australia and then cancel booked venues in Europe,if everything was groovy. The tension is so thick in that camp, you can't even get a bad rumour to leak out.

Not EVEN trying to sound like Mr. Optimism here, but I dont even know where to begin bitch slapping this comment.

Dude.... have you done any homework before commenting?

[Nitro Express]

I have one question. Is David Lee Roth still alive or are the remains buried behind Eddie's pool shed?

[Starwood]

Stardouche doesn't have a fucking clue what he's talking about, as usual. And while Eddie has certainly had his moments of cluelessness ever since 1986, comparing him to the likes of Rob Thomas or that faggot who tries to look like Hugh Laurie and sing like Bono, now that's just fucking uncalled for.

Even for a Raiders fan, that's below the belt.

Starwood hasn't been wrong yet. The Dark Lord bites on every rumor that comes out and it's been amusing to watch him keep his candle lit at night, over and over again. Every 3 months - another UPDATE!!! and poor Satan gets all fired-up, then waits and waits...*nothing* until it's time to start talking bootlegs, sports, or visiting The Doctor's soft-porn. Poor Little Man. Nice Post Count though - and that's the measure of a True God.

[Starwood]

I wouldn't take any of this as 'news'. He just has a false sense of superiority over the rest of us because he landed a gig as a crumb-chaser, waiting underneath the table for whatever scraps may fall from his old ladys plate. He doesn't know any more about it than you or I do.

His posts are nothing more than a display of his 'unique' sense of humor.

It's a toss.

There's a reason Starwood has such a high post count. About every 6 months or so, he comes in to see what the old droogies are up to. Usually on a 2 day coke bender, but hey - that's besides the point. He would come in more if he had something to say - BUT THERE IS NOTHING.

YES. They have a record completed. You all know that.
YES. It is stellar. None of us know that for sure.
NO. Ed is NOT SATISFIED with the vocals.
NO. You will not hear this album until he is.

Willl he ever be? You'll know when you hear the record. If you never do - he never was.
It's that dirt simple.

Don't worry Boner. There will be another new rumor about a release date soon. That should be enough for you to keep the faith.

Starwood hopes he's wrong. Every day he hopes he's wrong...

[Unchainme]

Jesus Christ.

one of three things.

either post your source/proof.

contact a guy like with va. with whom the source/proof would be safe with in the case of you not wanting to reveal it.

orrr...

shut. the. fuck. up.

[clarathecarrot]

Maybe they are waiting on a sign?

it's tiny, so tiny, just,... like this .......................................................jingo

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......... .........................jingo

[Starwood]

Jesus Christ.

one of three things.

either post your source/proof.

contact a guy like with va. with whom the source/proof would be safe with in the case of you not wanting to reveal it.

orrr...

shut. the. fuck. up.

All the old-timers know Starwood's source. But - you win. My sources are dry and this is pure speculation. Starwood will shut the fuck up.

[Southpaw]

forget about the album... it would suck anyway... i will settle for a tour next spring... hopefully they will go to Moehegan Sun again so I can have a 3 day 2 night mini getaway from the rugrats with the mrs. and a couple of dimes worth to relive my youth for a few hours... if VH can give me that I'm happy :

[adena dodds]

Better late than never.