Eat Us And Smile: EVOLUTION

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  • Nickdfresh
    SUPER MODERATOR

    • Oct 2004
    • 49567

    Originally posted by redblkwht
    Warf werent you more into the diamond mafia?
    you were a late EUAS member the council said.
    There seem to be a few coattail riding "passengers" a-hoppin' on the ol' bandwagon...

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    • WARF
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jan 2004
      • 15347

      Yeah red, but I am apart of the original 25.
      The Diamond Mafia was started after the EUAS hiatus.
      Thus forming the basement.
      Now it's the sheep pen.

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      • Anonymous
        Banned
        • May 2004
        • 12749

        Originally posted by POJO_Risin
        Yo pus licker...

        didn't you have fucking Orton as your avatar as well...lmfao...

        people have been murdered by us for less...
        Yes, but I can. Because I'm awesome. A third generation superstar and that damn GOOD!

        And pretty modest, to boot. I'm also unbeliavably good looking. Hello, ladies.

        CheerS! :bottle:

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        • WARF
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jan 2004
          • 15347

          He's wearin' another member of Evolution, if that helps pojo!

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          • Loons The Great

            WELLA...WELLA...WELLA...well alright nah...'Sho 'Nuff Yez Yez Yeah...Ooooh well welll

            In my bes' 75 year ol' blues man voice:

            ...Well, I'm a crowbar, baby, and I'm sho' gonna pry you loose. I'm a crowbar, baby, and I'm sho' gonna pry you loose. You done start your messin' round...an' you know I'm gonna cook your goose...

            Eight blues turnarounds...rule the world...Ize gambled down in Washington...Ize gambled o'er in Spain, I'm on my way to Georgia to knock down my last game...

            I been to the nation
            I been to the territore
            I been to the nation
            I been to the territore
            An' I'm a hard luck child
            Catch the devil everywhere I go


            Ain't got no money, cain't buy no grub
            Back-bone and navel, doin' the belly rub

            AND THE HITS JUST KEEP ON COMIN' BABY!!

            I know...'fo 'sho...one red not blues mama that would make an excellent EUAS'er...sho' 'nuff...she is the most to say the least...
            DIAMONDSGIRL...ALL HELL YEAH...Nothin' but the blues...

            If I remember some of the history of the Eat 'Em and Smile gang...an' lots of my memory IS GONE...but I seem to recollect plenty of ol' time Country and Western spaghetti western bar brawls...an' they could get ugly, poetic, and comical...QUICKLY...an' Pojo Risin' and Conmee would always post the coolest speeches that you only wished you could have thought up on yer own...an' HOP and Redfire would bring some nasty, ornery, and lowdown fight to the scene...an' WARF would learn ya on hows to improve yer Roth scream/whistle...an' Max would always save the day just when you thought the infadels(Sammy fans) were goin' to break down the castle walls...an' Hain23x an' RB&W would show Sambo fans a lowdown thing or two about Van Halen, Chicago style...an' Brownsound would school anyone on some blues rock...yez yez yez...VA would bring a wicked smart argument to the table...

            Well, Loons jumped in the river, tried to get across
            Jumped on an alligator, thought it was a horse
            Loons had to step it up and go


            AN THE JOINT IS JUMPIN' EARLY

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            • Nickdfresh
              SUPER MODERATOR

              • Oct 2004
              • 49567

              For the record, I have nothing but the highest respect and awe for EUAS as an online ROTH/Real VAN HALEN institution...

              EUAS were, and it's key members countinue to be trailblazers that burned a path to show the way...

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              • WARF
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jan 2004
                • 15347

                What it basically comes down to is, there are alot of SHEEP in WOLVES clothing.

                The real Roth fans will stay.
                The phony ones will get kicked in the ass and shown the door.
                EUAS style.
                We take no fucking prisoners.

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                • Fabulous Shadow

                  Originally posted by POJO_Risin
                  Here's the fucking best shit...and this is how it would go...

                  someone would post something fucking stupid...

                  I would go in...followed by Icon with a novel lowdowning how fucking stupid that aforementioned person was...hop, WARF and RBW would follow by threatening to kick the shit out of every fucking member in their family...

                  hain, VA and bs would bring the respectable, concise statements...refocusing...

                  then Loons would post...and fucking confuse the fuck out everyone...

                  lmfao...highly effective shit...

                  most were left weeping...

                  it's about to begin again...and there are quite a few fucking dumbasses at this site...that have been waltzing around without a fucking airbag to long...

                  time to drop the fuckers on their heads a couple of times...

                  time...

                  time will tell...
                  Hmmm??? Is this gonna be like the time Mez was going to ban Rikky then ended up modding him as well a his followers and creating a forum just for him?

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                  • Nickdfresh
                    SUPER MODERATOR

                    • Oct 2004
                    • 49567

                    Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
                    Hmmm??? Is this gonna be like the time Mez was going to ban Rikky then ended up modding him as well a his followers and creating a forum just for him?
                    Ahhh yes, the shit cauldron be a stirrin'...

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                    • ALinChainz
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 12100

                      Originally posted by WARF
                      What it basically comes down to is, there are alot of SHEEP in WOLVES clothing.

                      The real Roth fans will stay.
                      The phony ones will get kicked in the ass and shown the door.
                      EUAS style.
                      We take no fucking prisoners.
                      The REAL Roth fans ...

                      We know one right now ... that ISN'T ...
                      Last edited by ALinChainz; 12-20-2005, 06:34 PM.

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                      • Nickdfresh
                        SUPER MODERATOR

                        • Oct 2004
                        • 49567

                        Originally posted by WARF
                        What it basically comes down to is, there are alot of SHEEP in WOLVES clothing.


                        Really, you mean people were conspiring overthrow the ROTH Army and install HAGAR as our king! Those bastards!

                        The real Roth fans will stay.
                        The phony ones will get kicked in the ass and shown the door.
                        EUAS style.
                        We take no fucking prisoners.
                        What do you mean? That those that secretly like HOWARD STERN will be banned? 'Cause if you're going to change with the times as you keep insinuating you are with the new ROTH radio gig, you'd better keep up.

                        I mean, sorry WARF; but that's pretty stupid. What's the litmus test going to be?

                        A SHEEP is someone that wants SAMMY HAGAR back in VAN HA___, or so completely, delusionally in love with ED, they dis ROTH and could give a shit if it was EDDIE singing...

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                        • Fabulous Shadow

                          LMAO! This is funny!
                          REAL ROTH FANS? Who determines ones fandome? Is the a FAN-O-METER? Or do you just have to agree to suck his dick? Is there a test one must pass? A limit to how many times you must have seen Dave live? I mean everyone here has had the opportunity to see Dave life right? Do you need a permission slip if you missed seeing him when he was in your hometown? Funny but I have seen Dave live several times yet I'm still not viewed as a Roth fan just because I didn't dig some things he did AFTER CVH. Yet there are snot nosed brats running amok round here deciding who the sheep are. Tisk Tisk you webbies... You even modded them.

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                          • Unchainme
                            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                            • Apr 2005
                            • 7746

                            I'm truly cuntfused about the matter, I mean people like the MANWITHNOGAME, and WOLVERQUEEN are a part of EUAS. But WARF one of the coolest Motherfuckers on this board is like their Rikk, And I have a lot of respect for EUAS also. Someone pleae explain this to me
                            Still waiting for a relevant Browns Team

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                            • Va Beach VH Fan
                              ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
                              • Dec 2003
                              • 17913

                              You fuckers are getting me pumped up....
                              Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

                              "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

                              "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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                              • WARF
                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 15347

                                Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
                                Hmmm??? Is this gonna be like the time Mez was going to ban Rikky then ended up modding him as well a his followers and creating a forum just for him?
                                Fab Shadow makes her first appearence in a EUAS thread.
                                Did your DRAMA RADAR go off again?

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