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WELLA...WELLA...WELLA...well alright nah...'Sho 'Nuff Yez Yez Yeah...Ooooh well welll
In my bes' 75 year ol' blues man voice:
...Well, I'm a crowbar, baby, and I'm sho' gonna pry you loose. I'm a crowbar, baby, and I'm sho' gonna pry you loose. You done start your messin' round...an' you know I'm gonna cook your goose...
Eight blues turnarounds...rule the world...Ize gambled down in Washington...Ize gambled o'er in Spain, I'm on my way to Georgia to knock down my last game...
I been to the nation
I been to the territore
I been to the nation
I been to the territore
An' I'm a hard luck child
Catch the devil everywhere I go
Ain't got no money, cain't buy no grub
Back-bone and navel, doin' the belly rub
AND THE HITS JUST KEEP ON COMIN' BABY!!
I know...'fo 'sho...one red not blues mama that would make an excellent EUAS'er...sho' 'nuff...she is the most to say the least...
DIAMONDSGIRL...ALL HELL YEAH...Nothin' but the blues...
If I remember some of the history of the Eat 'Em and Smile gang...an' lots of my memory IS GONE...but I seem to recollect plenty of ol' time Country and Western spaghetti western bar brawls...an' they could get ugly, poetic, and comical...QUICKLY...an' Pojo Risin' and Conmee would always post the coolest speeches that you only wished you could have thought up on yer own...an' HOP and Redfire would bring some nasty, ornery, and lowdown fight to the scene...an' WARF would learn ya on hows to improve yer Roth scream/whistle...an' Max would always save the day just when you thought the infadels(Sammy fans) were goin' to break down the castle walls...an' Hain23x an' RB&W would show Sambo fans a lowdown thing or two about Van Halen, Chicago style...an' Brownsound would school anyone on some blues rock...yez yez yez...VA would bring a wicked smart argument to the table...
Well, Loons jumped in the river, tried to get across
Jumped on an alligator, thought it was a horse
Loons had to step it up and go
Originally posted by POJO_Risin Here's the fucking best shit...and this is how it would go...
someone would post something fucking stupid...
I would go in...followed by Icon with a novel lowdowning how fucking stupid that aforementioned person was...hop, WARF and RBW would follow by threatening to kick the shit out of every fucking member in their family...
hain, VA and bs would bring the respectable, concise statements...refocusing...
then Loons would post...and fucking confuse the fuck out everyone...
lmfao...highly effective shit...
most were left weeping...
it's about to begin again...and there are quite a few fucking dumbasses at this site...that have been waltzing around without a fucking airbag to long...
time to drop the fuckers on their heads a couple of times...
time...
time will tell...
Hmmm??? Is this gonna be like the time Mez was going to ban Rikky then ended up modding him as well a his followers and creating a forum just for him?
Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow Hmmm??? Is this gonna be like the time Mez was going to ban Rikky then ended up modding him as well a his followers and creating a forum just for him?
Originally posted by WARF What it basically comes down to is, there are alot of SHEEP in WOLVES clothing.
Really, you mean people were conspiring overthrow the ROTH Army and install HAGAR as our king! Those bastards!
The real Roth fans will stay.
The phony ones will get kicked in the ass and shown the door.
EUAS style.
We take no fucking prisoners.
What do you mean? That those that secretly like HOWARD STERN will be banned? 'Cause if you're going to change with the times as you keep insinuating you are with the new ROTH radio gig, you'd better keep up.
I mean, sorry WARF; but that's pretty stupid. What's the litmus test going to be?
A SHEEP is someone that wants SAMMY HAGAR back in VAN HA___, or so completely, delusionally in love with ED, they dis ROTH and could give a shit if it was EDDIE singing...
LMAO! This is funny!
REAL ROTH FANS? Who determines ones fandome? Is the a FAN-O-METER? Or do you just have to agree to suck his dick? Is there a test one must pass? A limit to how many times you must have seen Dave live? I mean everyone here has had the opportunity to see Dave life right? Do you need a permission slip if you missed seeing him when he was in your hometown? Funny but I have seen Dave live several times yet I'm still not viewed as a Roth fan just because I didn't dig some things he did AFTER CVH. Yet there are snot nosed brats running amok round here deciding who the sheep are. Tisk Tisk you webbies... You even modded them.
I'm truly cuntfused about the matter, I mean people like the MANWITHNOGAME, and WOLVERQUEEN are a part of EUAS. But WARF one of the coolest Motherfuckers on this board is like their Rikk, And I have a lot of respect for EUAS also. Someone pleae explain this to me
Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow Hmmm??? Is this gonna be like the time Mez was going to ban Rikky then ended up modding him as well a his followers and creating a forum just for him?
Fab Shadow makes her first appearence in a EUAS thread.
Did your DRAMA RADAR go off again?
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