Eat Us And Smile: EVOLUTION

[Loons The Great]

Snowflakes running over my hair

Originally posted by BrownSound1
Don't make Loons go down to Rosedale on your ass!

Well, I'm goin' to Rosedale take my rider by my side
Anybody argue with me, man, well, I keep her satisfied

Well, I'm goin' on down to Brownsville
I'm gwine-a take it-a, take it-a, TAKE IT-A
That right hand road
I ain't gonn' stop walkin'
'Til I get to sweet mama's door

[hain23x]

Originally posted by BrownSound1
Yeah, I thought I'd come out for some fresh air. Plus, I saw my bro hain posting, so I decided to actually say something. LOL

[WARF]

okay hain is past 100 posts... mod the fucker now!

[MAX]

Ok Warf,

Eat your heart out...

I ran this one by Ford and also Loons seemed to like it...

Anyhoo, apparantly The Chedd Rocker has some cruise planned?

To the song "Edmund Fitzgerald" by Gordon Lightfoot. It's about a sinking ship. lol

Can we put this on the next EUAS album?


The legend lives on from the Cabo on down
Of the big joke they call Sammy Hagar
The joke, it is said, never gives up his Chedd
When the sales of Van Hagar turn gloomy.

With a load of blubber ore - 26,000 tons more
Than the Red Rocker weighed in heavy
That Chedd ship and true was some food to be chewed
When the sales of Van Hagar came crashing...

The ship was the pride of the Hagarita side
Coming back from some cheese mill in Wisconsin
As the big singers go it was bigger than most
With a crew and the hot sauce well seasoned.

Filling some capris with a couple of bloated knees
When he left fully loaded for the ocean
And later that night when the ships bell rang
Could it be all the greasy pork chops they'd been eating

Hagar's broken wind in the microphone's wires made a tattletale sound
And a wave broke over the railing
And every man knew, as the Captain did, too,
T'was the witch of Van Halen come stealing.

The dawn came late and up for breakfast had to wait
When the gales of Van Hagar came slashing
When afternoon came it was freezing rain
In the face of a hurricane whistling love walks in...

When supper time came the old hack came on deck
Saying fellows there's not enough food to feed ya
At 7PM a main hatchway caved in
He said fellas it's been good to know ya but this ham is mine all mine.

The Captain wired in he had tequila coming in
And the good ship and crew was in peril
And later that night when his lights went out of sight
Came the wreck of the Samuel Roy Hagar.

Does anyone know where the love of Ed goes
When the lyrics turn the minutes to hours
The fans all say they'd made Van Halen gay
If they'd made any more songs with Hagar.

They might have split up or they might have capsized
They may have broke deep and took water
And all that remains is the faces and the names
Of the ashamed, the ignorant of the followers.

After devouring jelly rolls, Sammy sings
In the ruins of his ice water mansion
Old Hagar he screams a song they call dreams,
For the mindless, the gays and their foreskin...

And farther below Hagar's big bellyio
Takes in what the caterers can send him
And the Red Rocker's boats go as the mariners all know
With the sales of Van Hagar barely remembered.

In a musty old hall in Cabo they prayed
While listening to Eddie's Cathedral
The cow bell chimed, 'til it rang 5150 times
For each man on the Samuel Roy Hagar.

The legend lives on from the Cabo on down
Of the big joke they call Sammy Hagar
Hagar, they say, never gives up his chedd

So the boat it did sink cos they all had to drink way too much mas tequila...

[BrownSound1]

Originally posted by WARF
okay hain is past 100 posts... mod the fucker now!

That's entirely up to him WARF. :D

[WARF]

Originally posted by MAX
Ok Warf,

Eat your heart out...

I ran this one by Ford and also Loons seemed to like it...

Anyhoo, apparantly The Chedd Rocker has some cruise planned?

To the song "Edmund Fitzgerald" by Gordon Lightfoot. It's about a sinking ship. lol

Can we put this on the next EUAS album?


The legend lives on from the Cabo on down
Of the big joke they call Sammy Hagar
The joke, it is said, never gives up his Chedd
When the sales of Van Hagar turn gloomy.

With a load of blubber ore - 26,000 tons more
Than the Red Rocker weighed in heavy
That Chedd ship and true was some food to be chewed
When the sales of Van Hagar came crashing...

The ship was the pride of the Hagarita side
Coming back from some cheese mill in Wisconsin
As the big singers go it was bigger than most
With a crew and the hot sauce well seasoned.

Filling some capris with a couple of bloated knees
When he left fully loaded for the ocean
And later that night when the ships bell rang
Could it be all the greasy pork chops they'd been eating

Hagar's broken wind in the microphone's wires made a tattletale sound
And a wave broke over the railing
And every man knew, as the Captain did, too,
T'was the witch of Van Halen come stealing.

The dawn came late and up for breakfast had to wait
When the gales of Van Hagar came slashing
When afternoon came it was freezing rain
In the face of a hurricane whistling love walks in...

When supper time came the old hack came on deck
Saying fellows there's not enough food to feed ya
At 7PM a main hatchway caved in
He said fellas it's been good to know ya but this ham is mine all mine.

The Captain wired in he had tequila coming in
And the good ship and crew was in peril
And later that night when his lights went out of sight
Came the wreck of the Samuel Roy Hagar.

Does anyone know where the love of Ed goes
When the lyrics turn the minutes to hours
The fans all say they'd made Van Halen gay
If they'd made any more songs with Hagar.

They might have split up or they might have capsized
They may have broke deep and took water
And all that remains is the faces and the names
Of the ashamed, the ignorant of the followers.

After devouring jelly rolls, Sammy sings
In the ruins of his ice water mansion
Old Hagar he screams a song they call dreams,
For the mindless, the gays and their foreskin...

And farther below Hagar's big bellyio
Takes in what the caterers can send him
And the Red Rocker's boats go as the mariners all know
With the sales of Van Hagar barely remembered.

In a musty old hall in Cabo they prayed
While listening to Eddie's Cathedral
The cow bell chimed, 'til it rang 5150 times
For each man on the Samuel Roy Hagar.

The legend lives on from the Cabo on down
Of the big joke they call Sammy Hagar
Hagar, they say, never gives up his chedd

So the boat it did sink cos they all had to drink way too much mas tequila...

lol
dude... we could also add "my heart will go on" from the titanic film.

[Loons The Great]

A Pearl Jam tune from Riot Act one time nah yez yez YEZZER...well well well...

BEFORE LOONS:

Love Boat Captain
Time: 4:36
Vedder, Gossard
Is this just another day? This god forgotten place.
First comes love and then comes pain. Let the games begin.
Questions rise and answers fall insurmountable.

Love boat captain take the reigns and steer us towards the clear. Here.
It's already been sung but it can't be said enough.
All you need is love.

Is this just another phase? Earthquakes making waves.
Trying to shake the cancer off. Stupid human beings.
Once you hold the hand of love it's all surmountable.

Hold me and make it the truth.
That when all is lost there will be you.
Cause to the universe I don't mean a thing.
And there's just one word I still believe.
And it's love.

It's an art to live with pain. Mix the light into grey.
Lost nine friends we'll never know. Two years ago today.
And if our lives became too long would it add to our regret?

And the young they can lose hope cause they can't see beyond today.
The wisdom that the old can't give away.
Hey, constant recoil. Sometimes life don't leave you alone.

Hold me and make it the truth.
That when all is lost there will be you.
Cause to the universe I don't mean a thing.
And there's just one word that I still believe and it's love.
Love. love. love. love.

Love boat captain take the reigns. Steer us towards the clear.
I know it's already been sung. Can't be said enough.
Love is all you need. All you need is love.
Love. Love. Love.
------------------------------------------------------------------------


AFTA LOONS:

Sammy Haggar, Love Boat Captain
Time: 24:36
Loons The Great(Loons The Great appears courtesy of WARF Records)

Is this just another song 'bout love? This god forgotten tequila.
First comes love songs and then comes pain. Let the cruise begin.
Sea trolls rise and hammers fall insurmountable.

Sambo, Love boat captain take the reigns and steer us towards the clear. Here. Grow it long, shave it off. Stay in ship's loft, Laura Croft.
It's already been sung but it can't be good enough.
All you need is love. And Mona.

Is this just another cruise? Earthquakes making waves.
Trying to shake the Red Rocker off. Stupid human beings. And Doin' Time. And Not Enough.
Once you hold the hand of love walks in it's all surmountable.

High hopes and make it last.
One foot on de break and one on de gazz.
Cause to the Wabozos I don't mean a thing.
And there's just one word I still believe. Awww, you know nah...
And it's when it's LOVE.

It's an art to live with pain and McDonald's. Mix the light into grey.
Lost nine friends we'll never know. Two years ago today.
And if our lives became too long would it add to our regret? Capri pants?

And the redheads they can lose hope cause they can't see beyond today. Right here right now, Sammy is kickin' ass on the love boat cruise.
The wisdom that the old can't give away.
Hey, constant recoil. Sometimes life don't leave you alone. Or Sammy. He's always knockin' on the bus door with a bottle of Cabo Wabo in one hand and his dick in the other. Dick in the dirt.

Hold me and make it the truth...until Judgement Day
That when all is lost there will be you. And Inside.
Cause to the universe I don't mean a thing. Arackawhat??
And there's just one way to rock that I still believe and it's love.
Love. love. love. love. kama. love. shockadoobie.

Sammy Hagar, Love boat captain take the reigns. Steer us towards the clear and over the top.
I know it's already been screeched. Can't be said enough.
Can't Stop Lovin' You is all you need. All you need is marching to mars.
Love. Love. Love.

[Sarge's Little Helper]

BEFORE LOONS:

Love Boat Captain
Time: 4:36
Vedder, Gossard
Is this just another day? This god forgotten place.
First comes love and then comes pain. Let the games begin.
Questions rise and answers fall insurmountable.

Love boat captain take the reigns and steer us towards the clear. Here.
It's already been sung but it can't be said enough.
All you need is love.

Is this just another phase? Earthquakes making waves.
Trying to shake the cancer off. Stupid human beings.
Once you hold the hand of love it's all surmountable.

Hold me and make it the truth.
That when all is lost there will be you.
Cause to the universe I don't mean a thing.
And there's just one word I still believe.
And it's love.

It's an art to live with pain. Mix the light into grey.
Lost nine friends we'll never know. Two years ago today.
And if our lives became too long would it add to our regret?

And the young they can lose hope cause they can't see beyond today.
The wisdom that the old can't give away.
Hey, constant recoil. Sometimes life don't leave you alone.

Hold me and make it the truth.
That when all is lost there will be you.
Cause to the universe I don't mean a thing.
And there's just one word that I still believe and it's love.
Love. love. love. love.

Love boat captain take the reigns. Steer us towards the clear.
I know it's already been sung. Can't be said enough.
Love is all you need. All you need is love.
Love. Love. Love.
------------------------------------------------------------------------


Afta Loons:

Sammy Haggar, Love Boat Captain
Time: 4:36
Vedder, Gossard

Is this just another song 'bout love? This god forgotten tequila.
First comes love songs and then comes pain. Let the cruise begin.
Sea trolls rise and hammers fall insurmountable.

Sambo, Love boat captain take the reigns and steer us towards the clear. Here. Grow it long, shave it off. Stay in ship's loft, Laura Croft.
It's already been sung but it can't be good enough.
All you need is love. And Mona.

Is this just another cruise? Earthquakes making waves.
Trying to shake the Red Rocker off. Stupid human beings. And Doin' Time. And Not Enough.
Once you hold the hand of love walks in it's all surmountable.

High hopes and make it last.
One foot on de break and one on de gazz.
Cause to the Wabozos I don't mean a thing.
And there's just one word I still believe. Awww, you know nah...
And it's when it's LOVE.

It's an art to live with pain and McDonald's. Mix the light into grey.
Lost nine friends we'll never know. Two years ago today.
And if our lives became too long would it add to our regret? Capri pants?

And the redheads they can lose hope cause they can't see beyond today. Right here right now, Sammy is kickin' ass on the love boat cruise.
The wisdom that the old can't give away.
Hey, constant recoil. Sometimes life don't leave you alone. Or Sammy. He's always knockin' on the bus door with a bottle of Cabo Wabo in one hand and his dick in the other. Dick in the dirt.

Hold me and make it the truth...until Judgement Day
That when all is lost there will be you. And Inside.
Cause to the universe I don't mean a thing. Arackawhat??
And there's just one way to rock that I still believe and it's love.
Love. love. love. love. kama. love. shockadoobie.

Sammy Hagar, Love boat captain take the reigns. Steer us towards the clear and over the top.
I know it's already been screeched. Can't be said enough.
Can't Stop Lovin' You is all you need. All you need is marching to mars.
Love. Love. Love.

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

[hain23x]

Mod huh?

no thanks

nothing personal but the whole idea of "modding" a rock n roll forum and moving threads around and telling people to play nice, and threatening to ban someone for spamming the board and everything else that comes with that sounds pretty gay



here's a novel concept.. why not have NO MODS?

it works fine over at the Black Crowes website and they have more smart asses over there than they know what to do with.

now this website is waaaaaaaaaaay more colorful than that one place down the street where they close threads and shit.. but it would be a little more HAIN if ya'll just quit being mods and just acted like lunatics

[POJO_Risin]

Jesus Christ hain...

we all know the mods here don't do shit anyways...

the most worthless sacks of crap I've ever seen...

and the crying...

oh lawd...the crying...

[hain23x]

I'm just shittin' around..

in all seriousness, I'm gettin' ready to have a kid.

I just like to post around and stir up some shit from time to time.

I don't need a key to the executive washroom in order to be happy!

[LoungeMachine]

WTF???

There's a washroom.??

I don't have to sit in these Depends all night?


Thanks for telling us, Pojo....

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin


we all know the mods here don't do shit anyways...
the most worthless sacks of crap I've ever seen...

And the race is on to see how many of us use this in our sig.

LMMFAO

[POJO_Risin]

A fucking kid?

No shit hain...

outfuckingstanding...

jesus christ how times have changed...

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by hain23x
now this website is waaaaaaaaaaay more colorful than that one place down the street where they close threads and shit.. but it would be a little more HAIN if ya'll just quit being mods and just acted like lunatics

I'll try and turn it up a notch.