= VH= on Ellen 4/2/15

[Romeo Delight]

I wonder if you guys will still be sucking this bands cocks when Ed finally realizes he can go on Youtube, and find singers that are willing to sing the songs in the correct register, and sound more like Dave, than Dave.

Hell, if Ed was really smart, he'd go find a Clichegar clone, and a Roth clone, and go play his "Greatest hits", until his fingers bled.

Yeah...you and the 5 other guys on this site would be the only ones attending.

[philouze]

He thinks I should have painted the buggy after Liberace Lee Roth.

[vandeleur]

I have to say this is more like it , it's a royal rumble carrot boy vs the army .
But he has tagged a couple in and now it's anybodies title :D

[Von Halen]

Yeah...you and the 5 other guys on this site would be the only ones attending.

I know, right. The concept has failed miserably for Journey.

[Romeo Delight]

dup...

[philouze]

Drop some cash'e euro man go see VH New York...maybe you can get in the box and look around instead of living outside looking away.

I hear ya.. But I won't do that. Could make me wanna drink again...

[Romeo Delight]

Struck me... this dancing girl thing clearly wasn't some live impulse moment. The band most likely had to have rehearsed that shit... and signed off on it.

Probably. What a shocker that any live performing act would actually rehearse parts of their show. What will they think of next? This really is the age of abundance and innovation.

Add to the list of criticisms...

[WARF]

If you could read, you'd see I put "long term". Sorry WARF, but Dave's solo stuff has not stood the test of time.

By the way, my two favorite solo albums are the ones where Dave is trying the least, to be "Diamond Dave". ALAE and the DLR Band album.

FACT!

The DLR Band was on the "long term" end of his career. Am I wrong?

[clarathecarrot]

He thinks I should have painted the buggy after Liberace Lee Roth.

I actually like the buggy pure adoration and worthy. Ed and the striping are both iconic.

But, I was and always have been a DLR fan He wrote everything and more than likely set the tone from every single angle to create the legacy of ED and VH.

Ed is great but he would probably be noodling at some university right now and never would have issued a album if it wasn't for roth.

Eds inability to fit in any other bands or styles of presentation cements that fact.

We will never know but we do know what really happened.

Or I am a cunt and ED also created Roth like some kind of team effort...unreal concept I know.

[vandeleur]

I hear ya.. But I won't do that. Could make me wanna drink again...

Common phil were staying at donnies he is kidnapping ladies as we speak. It's gonna rock :D

[gbranton]

Ha!...they dont brainstorm shit..the get together once every 5 years or so and just throw shit out there and nobody objects...lets do another lp of songs weve already done..lets release Tokyo as a cd...lets use a headset and dance floor..lets play the same setlist every show...lets play the same guitar solo every tour..lets find an opening act that cant challenge us..and whoever came up with the ellen gig should be shot..kimmel..meh..ellen..cmon man...obviously these guys are trying to coexist but damn, it wouldnt kill em to argue just a bit..

Sadly this is what happens when you get too big. You become untouchable and people humor your deluded, dumbassed ideas. Some people figure it out, others become a laughing stock without someone to rein them in. What Van Halen needs is someone to kick the door down and say "Sit the fuck down, shut the fuck up and listen. Wolf, you are going to the gym and on a diet, so that when Tremonti opens for Van Halen you will look like you belong in a rock band and not a video game tournament. Dave, you are going to a vocal coach, I expect you to be at band practice AND soundcheck and put some effort into your craft. I'm putting the slip and slide in the dumpster. Ed, today you are going to call Michael Anthony and apologize. Then ask him to come back to the band. Then, the four of you need to report to a studio NOT in your back yard and actually COLLABORATE on some songs, ect........" Not that ANY of this will happen, I think they would walk away well before they accepted anyone's advice.

[ELVIS]

Eds inability to fit in any other bands or styles of presentation cements that fact.

Dave's inability to fit in Van Halen is what's more troubling...

[philouze]

Common phil were staying at donnies he is kidnapping ladies as we speak. It's gonna rock :D

If there's some granny porn and a pillow, I'm in.

[DONNIEP]

He thinks I should have painted the buggy after Liberace Lee Roth.

I knew I kept this picture for a reason...

[vandeleur]

If there's some granny porn and a pillow, I'm in.

Is there any other kind