EVH: Billboard Mag Cover Story Sneak Peek Via VHND

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  • Vinnie Velvet
    Full Member Status

    • Feb 2004
    • 4663

    Originally posted by fraroc
    http://www.vhnd.com/2015/06/23/sammy...dicts-himself/

    Seems like VHND is finally waking up and realizing that Sammy is ten times a bigger douche than anyone in VH.
    Nice.
    =V V=
    ole No.1 The finest
    EAT US AND SMILE

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    • Roy Munson
      Veteran
      • Feb 2004
      • 1526

      What a bunch of fuckin shit. He sure acts like a cunT.

      And now we know the truth about Dave....he loves dance music. I'm pretty sure he swings both ways anyway. Fuck these guys. No more nostalgia. Time to retire. Let's not pretend anymore and wish it was 1984.
      Originally posted by ELVIS
      I guess you're right...

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      • Va Beach VH Fan
        ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
        • Dec 2003
        • 17913

        Originally posted by fraroc
        http://www.vhnd.com/2015/06/23/sammy...dicts-himself/

        Seems like VHND is finally waking up and realizing that Sammy is ten times a bigger douche than anyone in VH.

        Nah, come on, think about it....

        That article has nothing to do with him all of a sudden realizing that Bette is a douche.... In fact, if you talk to him face-to-face as I have you'd quickly realize that he's without a doubt pro-DLR.....

        But VHND is Jeff's business... Meaning, ALL iterations of Van Halen, including the Bette era....

        Is the topic a valid discussion point? Absolutely, which is why I posted that Tweet with the same excerpt from the book a few days ago....

        And what will be the result of that article? Not only more discussion for the original EVH Billboard article, but a lot of pageviews for the site and potential customers for the VH merchandise....

        It's really as simple as that....
        Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

        "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

        "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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        • ZahZoo
          ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

          • Jan 2004
          • 9173

          VA's correct on steering the marketing aspects... Jeff also addressed the decision to drop Sammy solo news from the VHND at VHLinks yesterday, a couple of years ago when Sam was putting out a lot of negative crap about VH leading up to the release of ADKOT. Hagar's been gone 20 years and has his own web sites... he ain't in Van Halen and most likely never will be again...
          "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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          • DONNIEP
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Mar 2004
            • 13373

            Originally posted by Romeo Delight
            The thing is Sam isn't defending Mikey...he is really hurt by Ed's comment about it being in everyone's DNA that Roth is the voice of VH and lashing out where he can. Its so transparent its laughable. And we have "true VH fans" eating it up. How can you take it seriously at all? Its just pathetic that all these guys are so immature
            Yeah, there's no chance he might really be pissed about what Ed said about Mike. Riiigggghhhhtttt. And dude - this is the 37th century - every idiot with a camera and a computer uploads videos of themselves talking about all sorts of shit, apparently including Sammy. Ever heard of youtube? It's slap full of idiots posting reactions to all kinds of shit: videos, movies, concerts, the latest thing some boneheaded politician or movie star said. It ain't a new concept. It's pretty much the same thing WE all do here, except we post it up in written form as opposed to everybody shooting videos and uploading those.

            Ooh - maybe that's what could bring message boards back! Instead of typing words, we all upload videos and post those! Flamma says blah blah blah, then Donnie posts up his video of him replying and drankin and smokin and ranting about what Flamma said. Then Flamma posts a really angry response, then Donnie posts up a video of his butt and says suck it. Then Flamma and Donnie post a split screen video of them laughing it off and in between we got videos of Sesh blabbering on in whatever language that is he's still trying to master, then Ford posts up himself reviewing some fag band video from like 1977. And about every third response we get videos of Warf wearin' a wrasslin' mask and jumping up and down and screaming about how he built this place. Yeah, this might work...
            American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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            • PETE'S BROTHER
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Feb 2007
              • 12678

              Originally posted by DONNIEP
              Yeah, there's no chance he might really be pissed about what Ed said about Mike. Riiigggghhhhtttt. And dude - this is the 37th century - every idiot with a camera and a computer uploads videos of themselves talking about all sorts of shit, apparently including Sammy. Ever heard of youtube? It's slap full of idiots posting reactions to all kinds of shit: videos, movies, concerts, the latest thing some boneheaded politician or movie star said. It ain't a new concept. It's pretty much the same thing WE all do here, except we post it up in written form as opposed to everybody shooting videos and uploading those.

              Ooh - maybe that's what could bring message boards back! Instead of typing words, we all upload videos and post those! Flamma says blah blah blah, then Donnie posts up his video of him replying and drankin and smokin and ranting about what Flamma said. Then Flamma posts a really angry response, then Donnie posts up a video of his butt and says suck it. Then Flamma and Donnie post a split screen video of them laughing it off and in between we got videos of Sesh blabbering on in whatever language that is he's still trying to master, then Ford posts up himself reviewing some fag band video from like 1977. And about every third response we get videos of Warf wearin' a wrasslin' mask and jumping up and down and screaming about how he built this place. Yeah, this might work...
              i gotta video tape my nutswing
              Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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              • Jetstream
                Foot Soldier
                • Dec 2011
                • 609

                Originally posted by Romeo Delight
                It was referenced in a couple of places as an interview...thought I missed something...a press conference with no press...interesting concept
                What was it? I was an agenda contrived video by Sammy to take advantage of the situation for his own benefit using Anthony as a excuse to not only slam Van Halen (though it was Eddie who said what he did Sam and not 'those guys') but then get great PR points but defending the helpless little pussy Michael Anthony (sick of all this high road label every time he gets slammed, he is a good bass player and for the love of manhood defend yourself already you wanker), you know his adopted little 'brother' Mikey who still has not learned to stand up ("Stand up, the more you do it, the less you fall down") himself be really taking the high road and just say "it is not true", but noooooooooo he cannot because Edward is partially right and for him to deny it he would have to clarify he did not write any of the stuff and did play what Ed told him to even though Ed did not teach him his craft. Michael might be the most sane guy out of the bunch, but he probably is also not the sharpest pencil in the box and a reason he did not contribute any songs

                What did Sam call it? Spammy the good politician looks at the situation and says to himself, "hell, most of these Jimmy Buffet brain dead pot heads believe all the sentimental over the top crap I shovel down to skewed record sales, so...". I will say this was not intentional, yeah right! I will say here I was by chance giving an interview at Michael's Hot Sauce Wonka headquarters and someone all of sudden mentioned what Edward said and that is why I lost my emotions (and 'someone' had to inform me because we all know I do not follow every single little thing Van Halen does haha). I Sam will make sure to tell them it was spontaneous, though for a spontaneous action it makes no sense to then say it was spontaneous in the blurb. If you are reading this Sam or one your red headed step child fans are, make sure to then come up with a bogus interview later where 'all of sudden' you went into reality bad TV acting to put your name in the latest Van Halen headlines by an interview about how Michael's hot sauce goes well with some borrowed recipe in your new money making cookbook so the sheepel will justify that you are just a straight from the lard ass hip guy lol
                Last edited by Jetstream; 06-24-2015, 11:55 AM.
                I got lost in the...

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                • DONNIEP
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Mar 2004
                  • 13373

                  Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
                  i gotta video tape my nutswing
                  Get it ready! And you need a back drop too, not just a plain wall or whatever.
                  American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                  • Jetstream
                    Foot Soldier
                    • Dec 2011
                    • 609

                    Originally posted by DONNIEP
                    Get it ready! And you need a back drop too, not just a plain wall or whatever.
                    I think a Roswell alien image would do great
                    I got lost in the...

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                    • PETE'S BROTHER
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Feb 2007
                      • 12678

                      Originally posted by Jetstream
                      I think a Roswell alien image would do great
                      almost went with this...

                      kermit-lipton-hed-2013.jpg
                      Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                      • PETE'S BROTHER
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Feb 2007
                        • 12678

                        alien-on-a-swing.JPG
                        Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                        • VetteLS5
                          Commando
                          • Mar 2012
                          • 1130

                          Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
                          i gotta video tape my nutswing
                          telephoto lens?
                          Last edited by VetteLS5; 06-24-2015, 01:48 PM. Reason: nutswing

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                          • Jetstream
                            Foot Soldier
                            • Dec 2011
                            • 609

                            SamPlanetOfTheApesA8888.jpg
                            I got lost in the...

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                            • DONNIEP
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 13373

                              I swear to god, if you guys don't learn how to uncheck the little box under where you past the url I'm gonna have Von give you all gay avatars
                              American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                              • DONNIEP
                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • Mar 2004
                                • 13373

                                American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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