The Gun Control Thread

[ELVIS]

That's silly...

[FORD]

Well, at least the NRA assholes aren't holding their press conference in the town where the gun nut rampage occured... like they did after the Columbine gun nut rampage.

[jhale667]

[The NRA is prepared to offer meaningful contributions to help make sure this never happens again.

Their solution: Arm 5 year olds.

[FORD]

Their solution: Arm 5 year olds.

Yep. What 5 year old little girl wouldn't want this.......

[jhale667]

When can we get the matching Hello Kitty body armor?

[FORD]

When can we get the matching Hello Kitty body armor?

Don't seem to make that yet... But praise Charlton Heston's cold dead hands!! The Care Bears will save the day!!!

[FORD]

[Nitro Express]

Yep. What 5 year old little girl wouldn't want this.......

The AK has to be the ugliest looking weapon ever. This is proof no matter what you do to one you still can't make it look good.

[ELVIS]

[BigBadBrian]

When can we get the matching Hello Kitty body armor?

You'd like that, wouldn't you Buttercup? It'll go well with your Easy-Bake Oven!

[ELVIS]

Keep your day job...

[FORD]

You'd like that, wouldn't you Buttercup? It'll go well with your Easy-Bake Oven!

actually, the gun nuts have an answer for that too......


It's never to early to learn demolition. Hard targets are no longer a challenge with the Glambo Signature Series EZ-Boom Oven. Locked out of the clubhouse? Fight back! Includes enough of her patented, quick-setting mix to make one pound of plastique and will provide your child with hours of fun. (Safety armor not included.)

[Nitro Express]

I put one into her oven but nine months later a surprise I didn't want came out.

[ELVIS]

Gun nuts, gun nuts, blah blah blah...

That's a made-up liberal stereotype designed to tug on the heart strings of the followers...

[Nickdfresh]

Piers Morgan is a British Butt Plug!

You're not going to get much of an argument on that from most people here regardless of politics...

I didn't watch and probably agree with 90% of what he says, but he's still an opportunist cunt cashing in on his accent after being all but exiled from the UK...