France to decree state of emergency, shut borders

[Anonymous]

If the Nazis ever occupy France again they should just call Portugal and have you trick them into leaving with your superior intelligence.

They could, but that's not happening any time soon, and I can't help them with the moozlims. You can't reason with unthinking brutes. You have to be a bigger unthinking brute.

So I guess America should take care of this one.

[jacksmar]

I don't know who "Pedro" is. But I do know that a site with articles about "zionist Jew conspiracies", selling David DuKKKe books doesn't need to be linked here. And I knew that's where the cartoon came from even before I looked it up, because it was the same "artist" that's been drawing hate cartoons for racist publications for years. Don't bring that shit here.

fortunately you have such an even temperament for hate. you can suck dick Cheney sideways......

tard, you're as easy as 15 yo broad prom date at the senior prom..........

don't bring your racist shit my way either................

[FORD]

Enjoy those thoughts while you're burning in hell with him then.

If I go to Hell, I'm sure my good friend in the red suit will have an air conditioned condo waiting for me.

[philouze]

They could, but that's not happening any time soon, and I can't help them with the moozlims. You can't reason with unthinking brutes. You have to be a bigger unthinking brute.

So I guess America should take care of this one.

As much as I love my Dawg, Izzy's right on the money here.

[Anonymous]

Jesus, my last post makes almost as much sense as one of Sesh's posts!

I think you were on to something but then trailed off in the latter half.

[Seshmeister]

You're making even less sense than usual How exactly is the one with the fish head a more practical life partner for anyone that doesn't live in the sea than the one with the human respiratory system?

I'd venture that your mermaid would need to be with her head stuck in water at all times, which I will grant provides for easier accessibility & less inane chatter, but that would necessarily mean that her capability for several menial but necessary tasks would be severely impaired.

You answered your own question! :D

Surely covering for some menial tasks is worth less inane chatter?

Plus even as a new extraordinarily PC 21st century man I have to admit some curiosity about fishface BJ aspect.

And you get the legs, ass and non fish vagina thing.

I'm surprised this is in any way contentious...

[Anonymous]

You should, you sexy devil. I've seen your picture

Yeah, Plip is damn hot.

If I was a homo, I would've sent him my dick pic already.

As it is, I sent him yours. I knew you wouldn't mind.

[philouze]

Yeah, Plip is damn hot.

If I was a homo, I would've sent him my dick pic already.

As it is, I sent him yours. I knew you wouldn't mind.

/end thread.

[jacksmar]

If I go to Hell, I'm sure my good friend in the red suit will have an air conditioned condo waiting for me.

be positive....

all faggot marriage supporters are the happiest people you can meet...........robin williams.................and...........ubama...... ........

anyway.. be just like those boys in the end..............

when you go to hell,................

[DONNIEP]

I honestly don't even know where it is. I googled Bob's Ballsack of Frightened Fucks but nothing came up?

I would sack them all if I ever built up the energy to go look properly...

Seriously the scaredycatness of some people based on nothing 3 years ago...

Seriously, who cares? For better or worse, those of us who keep posting here are stuck with each other. If anything happened to any of us I'd be devastated. Petty arguments aside - and there are plenty of those - this is the Army and we're still standing.

Is it too soon for a Ball Touch?

[Seshmeister]

I should really name this thread 'The Roth Army Response to the Sick Fucking Shit in Paris'

Seriously.

It's obviously a horrific tragedy to anyone directly involved but to the rest of us I think the only fitting fuck you to those cunts that did it is to mock them as it's the only way to reduce the power they seek over us.

[Anonymous]

You answered your own question! :D

Surely covering for some menial tasks is worth less inane chatter?

Plus even as a new extraordinarily PC 21st century man I have to admit some curiosity about fishface BJ aspect.

And you get the legs, ass and non fish vagina thing.

I'm surprised this is in any way contentious...

Suit yourself, then. I can tune out inane chatter, but I can't avoid having to get up to do those menial tasks. Besides, they can't talk with their mouths full, nudge nudge, know what I mean, eh?

Besides, you can have your fish & eat it too, as evidenced here:



Hey presto, fish blowjob.

As for me, give me breasts to play with & a purdy mouth with lovely eyes staring at me & I'm a happy man.

Tell you what, we'll pick a woman, go to the fishmongers to pick a cod & then head on to a proper surgeon who will make both our fantasies come true.

[DONNIEP]

Yeah, Plip is damn hot.

If I was a homo, I would've sent him my dick pic already.

As it is, I sent him yours. I knew you wouldn't mind.

You did choose the "for message boards" large option, right? I wanna make sure my peanus looks really large.

[Seshmeister]

Seriously, who cares? For better or worse, those of us who keep posting here are stuck with each other. If anything happened to any of us I'd be devastated. Petty arguments aside - and there are plenty of those - this is the Army and we're still standing.

Is it too soon for a Ball Touch?

Yes.

Until someone invents a USB Ball Toucher so not long now..

[Anonymous]

I should really name this thread 'The Roth Army Response to the Sick Fucking Shit in Paris'

Seriously.

It's obviously a horrific tragedy to anyone directly involved but to the rest of us I think the only fitting fuck you to those cunts that did it is to mock them as it's the only way to reduce the power they seek over us.

That's pretty much what I do about everything.

And that's why even gods fear funny people. Mark Twain was spot on.