Van Hagar Not In Top 10 Tours Of 2004

[Halen High]

Originally posted by Brett
Can I ask a question, who is paying to see Bette Midler? No jokes, I'm fucking serious. How the hell is she #6 on this list? She must charge $10,000 a ticket.

Her original fan base!

Thanks to Sammy's complete disregard and contempt for Classic Van Halen there are few original fans left who would support anything to do with this version of the band.

For years these guys relied on the sympathy vote because 'Dave quit and it was all Dave's fault blah, blah, blah', as well as the Van Halen brand name to maintain their position. But apart from a few remaining sheep, nobodys buying the party-line anymore.

[Brett]

She has an original fan base? Who knew.

Makes sense Train, thanks.

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by Brett
Can I ask a question, who is paying to see Bette Midler? No jokes, I'm fucking serious. How the hell is she #6 on this list? She must charge $10,000 a ticket.

buddy...you run a message board full of people like this !!!

[rustoffa]

Recently overheard in a CC boardroom:

VP of Finance: Hmmm...ok, who signed off on the VH thing?

Some dipshit: (raising hand) Right here. While not completely satisfied with demographic-based feelers, our team went with....I'm sorry, go ahead....

VP of Finance: To put it mildly, I'm not "completely satisfied" with your shit-for brains decision making.
You're fired.

[Matt White]

Originally posted by Halen High
But apart from a few remaining sheep, nobodys buying the party-line anymore.

There's still a few SHEEP out there, willing to support ANYTHING with the Bros last name on it. UNBELIEVABLE.

[Halen High]

Originally posted by Brett
She has an original fan base? Who knew.

Makes sense Train, thanks.

Yes I know. It's hard to believe. Perhaps she has treated her fans with a little more respect over the years. Don't know but she kicked Van Hagar's ass!

[Brett]

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
buddy...you run a message board full of people like this !!!

Whatever.

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by Matt White
There's still a few SHEEP out there, willing to support ANYTHING with the Bros last name on it. UNBELIEVABLE.

I'll support anything ED does. I could give a rats ass about ALEX...

[Matt White]

No Kiddin'

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
I'll support anything ED does.

And I refuse to even acknowledge EVH without DAVID LEE ROTH involved. "A SHITTY HUMAN BEING without a guitar in his hand".....

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by Brett
Whatever.

you asked...

[ULTRAMAN VH]

I am really surprised that the sheep or anybody thought this Bore Tour would make the top ten. It was a disaster the minute Hagar called the sisters to reunite. Well one positive came from the list. There wasn't any Rap acts on it.

[Panamark]

To me, that whole tour was merely a poorly rehashed Van Hagar show.
No respect at all to the to the original band. What songs did Spammy sing that he didnt previously ?? Unchained ?? WOW !!!! (Sarcasm mode on 11)
The sisters saw the cash grab and took it.
The legacy died.

Good luck to all you no good fuckers that endorsed this shit.


-To those Sheep that can read-
I hope you enjoyed the farce, or did you really think Van Hagar
was a fully functioning, "lets sell less than each prior album" band
again ?? (Just like the glory days)

You guys deserved those three new songs. I mean it.. They are
what you deserved. And yes, you stood on a soapbox and said
they rocked.. God Bless you.

Are you still clinging to a new Van Hagar album ??
I am... I really want to see a new Van Hagar album, no Dave involved.
To settle this argument forever.

Bring it on...

If it fails more than any other Van Halen album has, will you fuckers
finally admit these idiots have to reform the band ???

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Panamark
Are you still clinging to a new Van Hagar album ??
I am... I really want to see a new Van Hagar album, no Dave involved.
To settle this argument forever.

Bring it on...

If it fails more than any other Van Halen album has, will you fuckers
finally admit these idiots have to reform the band ???

I agree with you Mark...but, if they put out another Hagar led album,(and I dont think they will) it just prolongs "Real Halen" that much longer. We have waited 20 years(less MWM and CGTSNM) for the Real Deal! Enough already... the next stop for Van Hagar is playin church carnivals!

[rustoffa]

They're out there.......
Running around in their "Big Dogs" t-shirts and mandals.....
They still get all inspired and choked up by the piano in "right now"....
Easily amused....
Challenges are scary.....
Pork rinds and scrambled eggs.....
The macarena lives.....
Never cuntsidered bein' a "hard-rockin' fucker"....

The albatross and the whales, they are their brothers.

People that don't like Dogs and van hagar enthusiasts?

File under "Something's fucking wrong".

[Matt White]

Originally posted by rustoffa
They're out there.......
Running around in their "Big Dogs" t-shirts and mandals.....
They still get all inspired and choked up by the piano in "right now"....
Easily amused....
Challenges are scary.....
Pork rinds and scrambled eggs.....
The macarena lives.....
Never cuntsidered bein' a "hard-rockin' fucker"....

The albatross and the whales, they are their brothers.

People that don't like Dogs and van hagar enthusiasts?

File under "Something's fucking wrong".

Scary thoughts.