The OFFICIAL ROTH ARMY "Roth on Leno" Thread

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by RAY4583
Let me start off with a positive. I thought Dave looked good, and sounded quite good, as well.

You're right. Now quit posting here.

However...that's where it ends.

Oooops....

I'm not sure which adjective is more accurate- pathetic, or embarrassing.

You'll be both, I'm sure.

There's the once mighty David Lee Roth,

That's STILL mighty to you, fella.

on The Tonight Show, with that silly grin on his face,

I rather like that grin, personally.

doing that ridiculous version of "Jump".

As opposed to the traditional version? I'm sorry, I thought Dave was out promoting Strummin with the Devil, not 1984...

At least he wasn't interviewed, as was the case last night on Craig Ferguson.

That's a moronic statement.

David Lee Roth's musical talent cannot be denied.

True.

In assessing Dave personally, however, he is the definitive example of an "acquired taste".

Or wit, a sense of humor and some degree of intelligence.

I mean, can he carry on a reasonable conversation?

Absolutely.

He's like Robin Williams.

He's not THAT hairy...

You never feel like you're listening to him converse. He never can be said, then, to have engaged in a conversation. Rather, he is interviewed, and then just rambles.

Well, to people who aren't interested in taking the time to listen to him, I'm sure it appears that way.

And, what have we to look forward to? An appearance on "The View", of all things, next Wednesday. God help him..and me!!

How shameful to actually go out and promote your album! How dare he!

I didn't know whether to laugh (at him), or cry. How the mighty have fallen.

Oh what the fuck ever. You actually bothered to register here just to say that?

Pathetic.

Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out, pal.

As a great Canadian writer once said, "Sadder still to watch it die, than never to have known it..."

I wasn't aware ANYTHING about Canadians was great...?

[Romeo Delight]

"I wasn't aware ANYTHING about Canadians was great...?"






Bob...careful now, just step away from the keyboard...very carefully...

[Romeo Delight]

"I wasn't aware ANYTHING about Canadians was great...?"






Gold, up until that point

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by DavidFlamma
"I wasn't aware ANYTHING about Canadians was great...?"






Gold, up until that point

That's it, you're out of the Pen...

:p

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by RAY4583
Let me start off with a positive. I thought Dave looked good, and sounded quite good, as well. However...that's where it ends. I'm not sure which adjective is more accurate- pathetic, or embarrassing. There's the once mighty David Lee Roth, on The Tonight Show, with that silly grin on his face, doing that ridiculous version of "Jump". At least he wasn't interviewed, as was the case last night on Craig Ferguson.
David Lee Roth's musical talent cannot be denied. In assessing Dave personally, however, he is the definitive example of an "acquired taste". I mean, can he carry on a reasonable conversation? He's like Robin Williams. You never feel like you're listening to him converse. He never can be said, then, to have engaged in a conversation. Rather, he is interviewed, and then just rambles. And, what have we to look forward to? An appearance on "The View", of all things, next Wednesday. God help him..and me!!
I didn't know whether to laugh (at him), or cry. How the mighty have fallen. As a great Canadian writer once said, "Sadder still to watch it die, than never to have known it..."

C'mon brett, you can do better than that

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
C'mon brett, you can do better than that

Ker-POW!

[Panamark]

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
C'mon brett, you can do better than that

Brett, get off that physcological fence sit. Your ass much be hurting
more than a morning crap session after Mikeys sauce and Sammys
sub-par tequila.... You have to put an ass cheek on one side
of the fence to be comfortable.

Funny thing is all along you have blamed Dave.
Watching the 2004 tour and Dave on mainstream TV recently.
EVH is undoubtably the problem. Sammy was quite happy to
take it up the poop shute. For a fee. Sammy and Ed hated each
other for this final tour. Theres your legacy. Relish it. love it.
You saw the end of Van Hagar.

Are you going to finally acknowledge that EVH is the problem
(and the answer)

Did you hear Dave sing Jump on Leno, I hate bluegrass, but
fuck me, there is nobody on earth that can use the argument
that "Dave cant sing" anymore..

Sammy is whoring the press with his waboritas being better
than Van Halen... He obviously believes he alone and the
bassplayer are better than Van Halen. (Do you want the
official quotes) ????

We tried to tell you...

There is only one thing left that this group of musicians can do.
Look each other in the eyes and say "you were there"
Pause for the moment in the glory of what they had....

But best of all, Dave and Eddie hanging out again,
Dave isnt the dememented fucked up mental
case you dickwads portray him as over at your Sammyland.....

His recent Daily Radio work and recent TV appearances
put an end to that one... Dave has his head in the right place.
The greatest frontman on earth only needs to record 2-3 more
songs and they have the new album...

Reunion

This will happen. I cant wait to compare the final Van Halen album
against "up for breakfast..."

Me wise Magic....

Fuckers !!!

[ThrillsNSpills]

There's a good front page rant if I ever saw one.

lmao @ Sammyland

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Panamark
Brett, get off that physcological fence sit. Your ass much be hurting
more than a morning crap session after Mikeys sauce and Sammys
sub-par tequila.... You have to put an ass cheek on one side
of the fence to be comfortable.

Funny thing is all along you have blamed Dave.
Watching the 2004 tour and Dave on mainstream TV recently.
EVH is undoubtably the problem. Sammy was quite happy to
take it up the poop shute. For a fee. Sammy and Ed hated each
other for this final tour. Theres your legacy. Relish it. love it.
You saw the end of Van Hagar.

Are you going to finally acknowledge that EVH is the problem
(and the answer)

Did you hear Dave sing Jump on Leno, I hate bluegrass, but
fuck me, there is nobody on earth that can use the argument
that "Dave cant sing" anymore..

Sammy is whoring the press with his waboritas being better
than Van Halen... He obviously believes he alone and the
bassplayer are better than Van Halen. (Do you want the
official quotes) ????

We tried to tell you...

There is only one thing left that this group of musicians can do.
Look each other in the eyes and say "you were there"
Pause for the moment in the glory of what they had....

But best of all, Dave and Eddie hanging out again,
Dave isnt the dememented fucked up mental
case you dickwads portray him as over at your Sammyland.....

His recent Daily Radio work and recent TV appearances
put an end to that one... Dave has his head in the right place.
The greatest frontman on earth only needs to record 2-3 more
songs and they have the new album...

Reunion

This will happen. I cant wait to compare the final Van Halen album
against "up for breakfast..."

Me wise Magic....

Fuckers !!!

TRIPLE KER-POW!!!

[Matt White]

Panamark...rockin' the sure shot.


That kiddies, is how it's done..............................

[DavidLeeNatra]

good to see you back in circulation, p-mark!!!

[RAY4583]

Bueno Boob- first of all, "Pal"? You wish. Secondly, anyone who posts 28 times a day (or, in the case of "Elvis", 13 times a day), needs to consider doing what most normal people do. That being, get a job, or, on a much simpler scale...a life!! You showed your ignorance when you replied to my post emotionally, instead of constructively. Does the fact that that was my first post make it any less substantial? (I mean, everyone's gotta start somewhere!) C'mon, you really don't find Dave's career circa 2006 embarrassing? Heck, on Wednesday, he'll be playing to a sold-out studio audience of blue-hairs on "The View", while Sammy is playing to thousands at an amphithreatre. Dave's career is going down the toilet, and the fact that we have to watch him do it publicly is hard to stomach. Again, "Sadder still to watch it die, than never to have known it..."

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by RAY4583
Bueno Boob- first of all, "Pal"? You wish.

Not really.

Secondly, anyone who posts 28 times a day (or, in the case of "Elvis", 13 times a day), needs to consider doing what most normal people do. That being, get a job, or, on a much simpler scale...a life!!

Oh, dear - here comes that bullshit again...

Fuck-O, you have no clue...

You showed your ignorance when you replied to my post emotionally, instead of constructively.

Look who's talking about constructive...HAHAHAHA...

INTO THE PEN, FUCKER!

Does the fact that that was my first post make it any less substantial?

If you get an intelligent thought someday, will it die of loneliness?

(I mean, everyone's gotta start somewhere!)

Please, don't get the idea to continue.

C'mon, you really don't find Dave's career circa 2006 embarrassing?

No. I do find you pretty ridiculous, though.

Heck, on Wednesday, he'll be playing to a sold-out studio audience of blue-hairs on "The View", while Sammy is playing to thousands at an amphithreatre.

BAAA!!!! BAAAA!!!!

INTO THE PEN, FUCKER!

Dave's career is going down the toilet,

Oh please....

and the fact that we have to watch him do it publicly is hard to stomach.

What's hard to stomach is how any rational adult can endorse Spambo...

Again, "Sadder still to watch it die, than never to have known it..."

Sadder to have posted it in the first place.

Tool.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by RAY4583
I consider myself a "working man". That means, I live in a trailer, beat my wife, drive a '79 Trans Am, drink the cheapest beer I can find and really think songs like "I Can't Drive 55" have a lot to offer the world of rock and roll in general.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[bueno bob]

NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP, SHEEP!