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ME WISE MAGIC AND DLR'S CAREER AFTER "EAT EM AND SMILE" WERE ABORTIONS. IMO EDDIE, ALEX AND MIKEY MADE THAT SONG WORTH IT. FACE IT FOLKS DLR IS A JOKE. SAMMY HAGAR IS THE REAL DEAL.
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YAWN!!
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WATCH SAMMY'S "LONG ROAD TO CABO" AND YOU WILL TRULLY SEE WHO DOES IT ALL FOR THE FANS.
TURN YOUR CLOCKS BACK ITS 5150 TIMEComment
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LONG ROAD TO CRAPO!! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZWATCH SAMMY'S "LONG ROAD TO CABO" AND YOU WILL TRULLY SEE WHO DOES IT ALL FOR THE FANS.
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So how many nicknames do you have on here sheep???Originally posted by VANHALEN2004
ME WISE MAGIC AND DLR'S CAREER AFTER "EAT EM AND SMILE" WERE ABORTIONS. IMO EDDIE, ALEX AND MIKEY MADE THAT SONG WORTH IT. FACE IT FOLKS DLR IS A JOKE. SAMMY HAGAR IS THE REAL DEAL.
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Scat games with a cow, a bird and a cat..sounds a lot like San Francisco:DOriginally posted by lms
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird
froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the Story
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth
shut!:D
Mezro..shitting on myself to keep warmGot me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!Comment
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That Mezro, was the funniest tag lines you've left so far! I laughed at that.Originally posted by Mezro
Scat games with a cow, a bird and a cat..sounds a lot like San Francisco:D
Mezro..shitting on myself to keep warm"FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"Comment
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hello member #5,150. Why do you feel the need to shout in the room? You dont get it do you? Your reading this and scratching your head. Your looking around the room trying to think to yourself, what is this man talking about? You read it again "Why do you feel the need to shout in the room? You dont get it do you?" and you still think "What the fuck is this guy talking about" in a Dallas texas type drawl, and then it hits. Bam! Oooof, he's talking about the CAPS BUTTON! Holy CapMan Batman. STOP FUCKING YELLING MORON!Originally posted by VANHALEN2004
ME WISE MAGIC AND DLR'S CAREER AFTER "EAT EM AND SMILE" WERE ABORTIONS. IMO EDDIE, ALEX AND MIKEY MADE THAT SONG WORTH IT. FACE IT FOLKS DLR IS A JOKE. SAMMY HAGAR IS THE REAL DEAL.
There.....Now go back to your V.o.A album and masturbation cycle. It is after 10pm my time you know that? And do you realise that some other fagar fan is doing the exact same thing as you? Creepy eh? Or is that a turn on?
If you haven't guessed yet. I dont like you. I dont not like you because you are a closet homosexual with suicidal tendencies that coincide with your favorite Sammy Hagar song...No that's not it at all.
It's not even because your member # coincides with the crappiest year of my life. Nope. That's not it either.I just don't like anybody with an avatar with a guy pointing at me. :D
Now go die. We're cheering you on.Last edited by Big Troubles; 05-28-2004, 10:20 PM."FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"Comment
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Originally posted by Big Troubles
hello member #5,150. Why do you feel the need to shout in the room? You dont get it do you? Your reading this and scratching your head. Your looking around the room trying to think to yourself, what is this man talking about? You read it again "Why do you feel the need to shout in the room? You dont get it do you?" and you still think "What the fuck is this guy talking about" in a Dallas texas type drawl, and then it hits. Bam! Oooof, he's talking about the CAPS BUTTON! Holy CapMan Batman. STOP FUCKING YELLING MORON!
There.....Now go back to your V.o.A album and masturbation cycle. It is after 10pm my time you know that? And do you realise that some other fagar fan is doing the exact same thing as you? Creepy eh? Or is that a turn on?
If you haven't guessed yet. I dont like you. I dont not like you because you are a closet homosexual with suicidal tendencies that coincide with your favorite Sammy Hagar song...No that's not it at all.
It's not even because your member # coincides with the crappiest year of my life. Nope. That's not it either.I just don't like anybody with an avatar with a guy pointing at me. :D
Now go die. We're cheering you on.
WHO THE FUCK LET MIKE B BACK ON THIS SITE?
I know it's you FATBOY®
Did I tell you about the time I fucked your mother's CANCER RIDDLED CORPSE™
I have to leave now...gonna go cruise some CHOCKY© (underaged colored girls). I love CHOCKY©. When I get back you better be gone!
YOUGOTTHAT™Comment
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LOL Look everyone, it's Andrew Dice Clay! Yay!.....*making the crowd noise with my hands*Originally posted by Tony Clifton
WHO THE FUCK LET MIKE B BACK ON THIS SITE?
I know it's you FATBOY®
Did I tell you about the time I fucked your mother's CANCER RIDDLED CORPSE™
I have to leave now...gonna go cruise some CHOCKY© (underaged colored girls). I love CHOCKY©. When I get back you better be gone!
YOUGOTTHAT™
FatBoy? MikeB...Hmmm....Keep trying...You'd be surprised at who I am. But regardless of whomever I might be, guarantee your sorry ass this. Im looking down at you. I always will be. You scratch and claw yourself closer up to me, but always out of reach. Course it never helps if I keep posting like I do, and you keep doing...whatever the fuck you call what you do....LOL
Take a deep breath. No no...Like a really good deep breath. Feels good eh? You're Welcome. Thats right. You are welcome.
All those breaths....Dont miss a single solitary one. Not one. If you fall asleep and reach deep r.e.m its very scientific that your brain will choose at random to skip breaths. Its not as rare as you might think. It's called Sleep Apnea. People have actually died from this. Its treatable with various tests and drugs. But you know what actually causes this sleep "death" apnea? paranoia. Sleep tight tonight.
"FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"Comment
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1st thing SORRY ABOUT THE CAPSOriginally posted by Big Troubles
hello member #5,150. Why do you feel the need to shout in the room? You dont get it do you? Your reading this and scratching your head. Your looking around the room trying to think to yourself, what is this man talking about? You read it again "Why do you feel the need to shout in the room? You dont get it do you?" and you still think "What the fuck is this guy talking about" in a Dallas texas type drawl, and then it hits. Bam! Oooof, he's talking about the CAPS BUTTON! Holy CapMan Batman. STOP FUCKING YELLING MORON!
There.....Now go back to your V.o.A album and masturbation cycle. It is after 10pm my time you know that? And do you realise that some other fagar fan is doing the exact same thing as you? Creepy eh? Or is that a turn on?
If you haven't guessed yet. I dont like you. I dont not like you because you are a closet homosexual with suicidal tendencies that coincide with your favorite Sammy Hagar song...No that's not it at all.
It's not even because your member # coincides with the crappiest year of my life. Nope. That's not it either.I just don't like anybody with an avatar with a guy pointing at me. :D
Now go die. We're cheering you on.
2nd jealolus that sammy is now the singer and not dave?????
if dave wasn't so stupid he would be the singer nowComment
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Not that I really value where your opinion derives from, but it just calls to me, being the curious cat that i am... Why is Dave being stupid? And why, even if he is, does that change the fact that VH suck without him? And thirdly, why do you think it's in Ed's opinion (or anyone for that matter) that Dave is stupid and thats why he's not in the band?
Please indulge me. Think hard before you type. Im not easily impressed."FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"Comment
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Again I say how many nicknames do you have on this site sheep?????Originally posted by Tony Clifton
WHO THE FUCK LET MIKE B BACK ON THIS SITE?
I know it's you FATBOY®
Did I tell you about the time I fucked your mother's CANCER RIDDLED CORPSE™
I have to leave now...gonna go cruise some CHOCKY© (underaged colored girls). I love CHOCKY©. When I get back you better be gone!
YOUGOTTHAT™
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Originally posted by VANHALEN2004
1st thing SORRY ABOUT THE CAPS
2nd jealolus that sammy is now the singer and not dave?????
if dave wasn't so stupid he would be the singer now
:D :D :D
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these van hagar fans are stupidComment
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