All-Encompassing Van Halen New Album / Interscope Thread

[VAiN]

I find an announcement in November about a performance in February to be semi-lame... Get ready, only 100 more days!

[chefcraig]

Yeah it only takes a day or two for the Tasmanian Information Hotline to ring.

Yep, the nitwit has a dartboard labeled with possible scenarios for VH, but whenever he gets around to throwing an actual dart at the thing, he misses completely, hits the ceiling fan and winds up skewering something in the fish tank across the room. Besides, this gets in the way of the more important things he needs to focus on, such as the keyboard player from Survivor or the vocalist from some obscure band from Holland putting out solo albums that no one will ever hear, let alone care about.

[Nitro Express]

I remember those.

Problem was the temptation to pick at the foam and make a mess.

I could not leave the foam alone. I always peeled it off and then after the bottle was empty I tucked all the foam back into the bottle.

[Nitro Express]

Now that you mention it, yeah - doesn't look like a beer.

Dude, it's New York Seltzer. Remember THOSE?

You are right. I loved New York Seltzer. I forgot about that too.



These are the big bottles but they had smaller ones.

[Blaze]

That would defeat the point.

Not really. Better taste and better for you. That should always be the point.

I remember those.

Problem was the temptation to pick at the foam and make a mess.

I could not leave the foam alone. I always peeled it off and then after the bottle was empty I tucked all the foam back into the bottle.

I did the very same! I would attempt to keep the foam in one piece; one long circular curly cue suitable for any Christmas tree once painted, but usually I just stuck it back into the bottle...

You are right. I loved New York Seltzer. I forgot about that too.



These are the big bottles but they had smaller ones.

New York Seltzer was awesome! I don't get why seltzer is so difficult to find. It should just be SOP on fountain drink machines and sold in the soda isle.

[DaveTheScott]

I find an announcement in November about a performance in February to be semi-lame... Get ready, only 100 more days!

As long as there's no GOT MILK or Pepsi Clear commercials, I'm fucking golden.

[FORD]

New York Seltzer was great stuff. Wish they still made it. Even worse is that someone other than the original company apparently owned the name and is now putting out a crap inferior product. REAL New York Seltzer was always clear, sweetened with actual sugar and in glass bottles. The new fake shit is artificially colored, sweetened with corn poison, and in plastic bottles.




In other words, they totally Van Hagared that shit!

[clarathecarrot]

NEW YORK CITY >>>GIT A ROPE!

Water..?

The natiural occuring soda ...spring..?? in NEW YORK CITY,... FUCK THAT!!!!

Give me some ice cold rain and a cigarette, Bon Jovie ain't no fucking cowboy, shoulders covered with rags keeping off the ice that forms in my boots!!! Jovie is worried about the caking product in his hair.

Seltzer water in NEW YORK!!!!

Tilt your heads down fuckers so the rain runs off onto the ground!

Don't look up chicken little.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

impossible not to

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[sonrisa salvaje]

Why do I keep coming back to this web site expecting to see anything different?

Same reason Charlie Brown keeps trying to kick that football Lucy is holding.

[sonrisa salvaje]

NEW YORK CITY >>>GIT A ROPE!

Water..?

The natiural occuring soda ...spring..?? in NEW YORK CITY,... FUCK THAT!!!!

Give me some ice cold rain and a cigarette, Bon Jovie ain't no fucking cowboy, shoulders covered with rags keeping off the ice that forms in my boots!!! Jovie is worried about the caking product in his hair.

Seltzer water in NEW YORK!!!!

Tilt your heads down fuckers so the rain runs off onto the ground!

Don't look up chicken little.

Can someone translate this for me? I am all out of heroine.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Can someone translate this for me? I am all out of heroine.

tar and bug remover will do the same thing for ya

[Blaze]

I like my seltzer water plain or with a splash of this, that, or the other. I have thought quite some time about getting one of those machines and getting the co2 cartridges at the seed and feed or hunting supply store.

Amazing look what I found Cool, very interesting...

http://www.truetex.com/carbonation.htm

http://www.instructables.com/id/DIY-Soda-Water-%26-Home-Carbonation---Pays-For-Itsel/

[Nitro Express]

New York Seltzer was great stuff. Wish they still made it. Even worse is that someone other than the original company apparently owned the name and is now putting out a crap inferior product. REAL New York Seltzer was always clear, sweetened with actual sugar and in glass bottles. The new fake shit is artificially colored, sweetened with corn poison, and in plastic bottles.




In other words, they totally Van Hagared that shit!

That's a damn shame. Someone should be taken out and shot for doing that.

[sonrisa salvaje]

I love Seltzer myself. Especially Brian Seltzer. The Stray Cats rock.