= VH= on Ellen 4/2/15

[ELVIS]

Uhh huhuhu uhu hu hu hu hu huhuh u huh

[DONNIEP]

He was just trying to activate his glutes.

Activate?? What, is Dave one of the Wonder Twins now? Hahahaha!

"Wonder Twins powers...activate!! Shape of Judy Garland....form of Liberace!!"

[DavidLeeNatra]

Uhh huhuhu uhu hu hu hu hu huhuh u huh

I missed that

[clarathecarrot]

Really? Dave left Van Halen in 1985, and Dave was allowed to be Dave. He failed miserably, long term. Why isn't Dave out doing the Dave being Dave stuff, when Van Halen is idle? Why is he spending more time trying to be a Jap, or a EMT, or a dog wrangler, than he is doing his Dave being Dave act? Why isn't he out performing all those solo songs, when VH is idle? Why isn't he throwing a couple of Dave being Dave solo songs into the setlist, like VH did with Clichegar when he was in the band?

Dave tried to be Dave outside of VH. It didn't work. He needs to concentrate on being the singer of Van Halen, as opposed to being Dave being Dave.

I left with DLR and have never owned or seen a Vhcliche concert or song I have never listened all the way thru a single trac VHmade after DLR left.

But I bet you have all the VHaggis tracs and went to shows with Hagar.... you will say because of Ed.

You should be at the Links that is their mindset.

I have no use for any band DLR stands infront of if DLR isn't there .

and I care not who his back up band is right now. I am there for the show DLR always makes for a good night out.

DLR without VH is in myop better music that most of the original 6 it is timely and without eds singular playing style that hasn't changed in 40 years.

Perhaps you aren't a Roth Army member at all I guess the paint on your buggy sais who you are all about Guitars 101 may be a better fit for you.

[DONNIEP]

Don't say that , sesh was fessing up he couldn't pull in night clubs. He wanted sympathy and you threw it in his face. :D

It's really not my fault. Even when he writes in complete sentences and uses actual words - half the time I can't understand him.

[philouze]

[Seshmeister]

Don't say that , sesh was fessing up he couldn't pull in night clubs. He wanted sympathy and you threw it in his face. :D

I would have gone for the 'do you still do that cleaning job?' angle - this is better.

[vandeleur]

I have no use for any band DLR stands infront of if DLR isn't there

They sound like spammy lyrics tho :D

[Seshmeister]

I left with DLR and have never owned or seen a Vhcliche concert or song I have never listened all the way thru a single trac VHmade after DLR left.

But I bet you have all the VHaggis tracs and went to shows with Hagar.... you will say because of Ed.

You should be at the Links that is their mindset.

I have no use for any band DLR stands infront of if DLR isn't there .

and I care not who his back up band is right now. I am there for the show DLR always makes for a good night out.

DLR without VH is in myop better music that most of the original 6 it is timely and without eds singular playing style that hasn't changed in 40 years.

Perhaps you aren't a Roth Army member at all I guess the paint on your buggy sais who you are all about Guitars 101 may be a better fit for you.

The words and sentences are starting to break up, I give it another hour before it goes back to full vegetable mode.

[Von Halen]

I left with DLR and have never owned or seen a Vhcliche concert or song I have never listened all the way thru a single trac VHmade after DLR left.

But I bet you have all the VHaggis tracs and went to shows with Hagar.... you will say because of Ed.

You should be at the Links that is their mindset.

I have no use for any band DLR stands infront of if DLR isn't there .

and I care not who his back up band is right now. I am there for the show DLR always makes for a good night out.

DLR without VH is in myop better music that most of the original 6 it is timely and without eds singular playing style that hasn't changed in 40 years.

Perhaps you aren't a Roth Army member at all I guess the paint on your buggy sais who you are all about Guitars 101 may be a better fit for you.

Well, if that act and material was so great, why has the creator of it, chosen to forget it?

Yeah boy, Dave's solo stuff has really stood the test of time!

Keep sucking Dave's cock. I'm sure he'll show you his appreciation of your loyalty, by continuing to ignore what you love most about him.

[gbranton]

Activate?? What, is Dave one of the Wonder Twins now? Hahahaha!

"Wonder Twins powers...activate!! Shape of Judy Garland....form of Liberace!!"

It can be a disaster if you can't activate them apparently.

[clarathecarrot]

The words and sentences are starting to break up, I give it another hour before it goes back to full vegetable mode.

I walked when Dave walked .

I found joy and great times while you all languished in a VHaggis haze for 22 years. Chasing Eds Tone...lol....

No wonder you don't get it.

[ELVIS]

I left with DLR and have never owned or seen a Vhcliche concert or song I have never listened all the way thru a single trac VHmade after DLR left.

And Sesh tells ME to grow up...

But I bet you have all the VHaggis tracs and went to shows with Hagar.... you will say because of Ed.

I have OU812, 5150, Right here Right Now and one other one I can't remember...

And I went to two shows to see EDWARD VAN HALEN AND MICHAEL ANTHONY, and the second time, in the early 90s when Ed was sober, he was better than today, yesterday or ever, IMHO...

You should be at the Links that is their mindset.

And some of them have a point...

I have no use for any band DLR stands infront of if DLR isn't there .

He wasn't there on Kimmel...

and I care not who his back up band is right now. I am there for the show DLR always makes for a good night out.

Not when it's embarrassing to witness...

DLR without VH is in myop better music that most of the original 6 it is timely and without eds singular playing style that hasn't changed in 40 years.

Did you pass English class in the third grade ??

if you're saying solo Dave is better than the original Van Halen, you're not worthy...

Perhaps you aren't a Roth Army member at all I guess the paint on your buggy sais who you are all about Guitars 101 may be a better fit for you.

Von's gonna kick your ass...

uhh h hu huhu huhu hu hu hu huhuhuhu...

[private parts]

I don't know... Given how creepy he's become, he probably couldn't find one to do it freely once.

Call in Cortney Cox. She's a professional "girl from audience dancer"

[binnie]

It appears that Dave and Ellen now share the same stylist...........