The Batman Psyop thread

[Satan]

So the CIA drew some stick figures and mailed them to a professor...

Another clue...

I'm surprised you haven't started a new thread titled "Barry Dunham Williams Sotero Bonds Gibb Manilow can't draw!!"

[Nickdfresh]

Why would the CIA--an organization largely banned from operating domestically and focused externally--give a fuck about American firearms ownership? Although a terrorist did once stand in front of their parking entrance in Virgina with an AK-47 and murder several analysts and agents in the early 1990's...

[jhale667]

Why would the CIA--an organization largely banned from operating domestically and focused externally--give a fuck about American firearms ownership? Although a terrorist did once stand in front of their parking entrance in Virgina with an AK-47 and murder several analysts and agents in the early 1990's...

So "Dey kin take R guns!!"

[jhale667]

Larry Pratt's smoking the same crack ELBOW's on...


Right-Wing Gun Group: Was Aurora an Inside Job?

http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2012/07/right-wing-gun-group-aurora-was-inside-job

Here's the first right-wing conspiracy theory about the shootings that killed 12 people and injured dozens more at a midnight screening of the latest Batman movie in Aurora, Colorado, over the weekend.

All indications from the Aurora Police Department are that Batman gunman James Holmes acted alone, for reasons that have yet to be established. But Larry Pratt—the president of Gun Owners of America, a far-right Second Amendment group that's backed by prominent people like Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.)—has a different theory. Pratt believes the timing of Holmes' rampage, which left 12 people dead and 58 wounded, seemed designed to coincide with the upcoming negotiation of the United Nations Small Arms Treaty. A press release sent out to radio bookers on Tuesday advertising Pratt's availability noted that, "In an article posted at The New American…one expert even outlined a theory that Holmes didn't act alone, but was possibly 'enlisted' to carry out his violent act." Pratt, the publicist stated, was free for interviews on Holmes' "impeccable" timing.

The email sources the claim to a blog post by a writer for the New American, the official publication of the John Birch Society—which, in turn, directs readers further down the rabbit hole to a website called Natural News, which breaks it down:

All this looks like James Holmes completed a "mission" and then calmly ended that mission by surrendering to police and admitting everything. The mission, as we are now learning, was to cause as much terror and mayhem as possible, then to have that multiplied by the national media at exactly the right time leading up the UN vote next week on a global small arms treaty that could result in gun confiscation across America.

…In other words, this has all the signs of Fast & Furious, Episode II. I wouldn't be surprised to discover someone in Washington was behind it all. After all, there's no quicker way to disarm a nation and take total control over the population than to stage violence, blame it on firearms, then call for leaders to "do something!" Such calls inevitably end up resulting in gun confiscation, and it's never too long after that before government genocide really kicks in like we saw with Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot, Mao and other tyrants.

(Emphasis theirs.) This is total baloney, both because Holmes acted alone according to every report we have, and because the United Nations Small Arms Treaty that Pratt and Co. are so concerned about doesn't exist. The treaty is still in the drafting stage, it's not supposed to focus solely on small arms, and, as I reported last summer, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has actually taken steps to ensure that any version of the treaty wouldn't infringe on American interests. Besides, even if President Obama did sign off on a massive United Nations power grab, there's still the Senate.

Gun Owners of America is a fringe group. More mainstream groups like the National Rifle Association tend to stick to more mainstream conspiracy theories—like that Obama is secretly pushing lax gun laws as part of a "massive Obama conspiracy" to ban guns altogether.

[ELVIS]

LMAO!!!

[Satan]

The one thing Mother Jones forgot to mention in that article is who founded the John Birch Society in the first place.

And that would be Frederich Koch, the Stalin-funded billionaire whose douchebag sons are destroying America to this day.

[ELVIS]

I thought it was the BCE ??

[Satan]

Actually, in those days, the BCE were pretending to be "moderate" Republicans. They only did the evil shit behind the scenes.

(I.e. Eisenhower creating the Interstate Highway System, or Nixon creating the EPA.)

[chefcraig]

In a plot that is less convincing than The Da Vinci Code.

I found a copy of Holy Blood, Holy Grail at a book sale recently. This is the same work that Dan Brown borrowed for The Da Vinci Code, and I must say that at roughly 40 pages in, I am somewhat nonplussed one way or another. I had the exact same feeling while recently reading William Dear's O.J. is Innocent and I Can Prove It.

[vandeleur]

Didn't the writers unsuccessfully take dan brown to court over him lifting bits of their book I think they lost .

[chefcraig]

Didn't the writers unsuccessfully take dan brown to court over him lifting bits of their book I think they lost .

Yeah, they got hosed. The ruling turned out to be based on the idea that while McDonalds can sell hamburgers, Burger King has the same right to do so as well, even if neither invented the damned thing. The problem with that thinking is it ruled out that the authors of Holy Grail... indeed did come up with the idea in the first place.

[ELVIS]

Dave Mustaine on the Alex Jones show right now if anyone cares...

[jhale667]

Mustaine goes from endorsing Frothy to appearing on Alex Jones' show....how the mighty have fallen.

[Seshmeister]

Dave Mustaine on the Alex Jones show right now if anyone cares...

Hahahahahahahahahahah

The two of them so close together could cause some sort of fuckwit critical mass of idiot cuntedness.

[Seshmeister]

Yeah, they got hosed. The ruling turned out to be based on the idea that while McDonalds can sell hamburgers, Burger King has the same right to do so as well, even if neither invented the damned thing. The problem with that thinking is it ruled out that the authors of Holy Grail... indeed did come up with the idea in the first place.

From the opening page it's just full of complete fiction, which is fine since it is.

I was pretty shocked though when my Aunt took me aside a few years back after reading it and asked me if I thought it was all true like she seemed to.

She has been a church elder for 40 years and involved in the Christian superstitions her whole life and yet a single badly written thriller had completely changed her life outlook.

Then I thought about it and remembered that it was single badly written bit of fiction that had done that in the first placed so why not.