The Sammy Hagar Insult Generator!

[ROTH ARMY STAFF]

http://www.rotharmy.com/insult.shtml

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Hurl a few of these when you see Sir Slappy at the local buffet

Breasts,
ROTH ARMY STAFF

[ROTH ARMY STAFF]

just a sample

Dear Sammy Hagar: You have less value than the contents of a slop bucket in an enema clinic. Do yourself and everyone else a favor: give yourself a lobotomy with a hammer and chisel, you pussy-whipped panty fetishist.

[FORD]

Dear Sammy Hagar: You have less value than a fart from a flea's ass. Do everyone misfortunate enough to know you a favor: dress up as a KKK member at a Black Panther meeting, you bucktoothed bubble-brained butthead.

Classic shit! :D

[Sarge]

Dear Sammy Hagar: Do everyone misfortunate enough to know you a favor become a suicide bomber, you Riverdancing Shirley Temple impersonator.

[flappo]

..for more grate put downs , please see my spat with 'david lee roth' in main

[Viking]

Dear Sammy Hagar: You're worth less than the words used to dismiss you. Do everyone misfortunate enough to know you a favor: tie a large rock around your ankle and go swimming in some white water rapids, you unintelligible poppycock-peddler. :D

[Viking]

Dear Sammy Hagar: Do yourself and everyone else a favor: jump into a snake pit and play Twister with the rattlesnakes, you rimmer of skunk anus. :D :D

[Viking]

Dear Sammy Hagar: If I want the advice of a retard, I'll slap you on the back of the head and wake up that little peg legged hamster that operates the drool-powered waterwheel of thought in there. Until then, sit in the corner and wait until I either speak to you or spit at you, got it fucko? :D :D :D

[Viking]

Dear Sammy Hagar: Shut up before I come over there and kick your nuts so hard they dislodge your tonsils into where your eyeballs used to be right before I grabbed your mother's dildo out of your father's ass and used it to poke your brain out through the back of your gimp cranium. :D :D :D :D

[Viking]

Dear Sammy Hagar: Your total worth amounts to less than the Down Syndrome result of the escaped lunatic's sperm that fertilized your sister's rectum, Clown. If life was fair, you would die a slow and painful death in some godforsaken wilderness, you rectal rim-polishing runt with a patented Twist N' Tuck tongue technique. :D :D :D :D :D

[Viking]

Oh, Christ, this is fuckin' comical..... :p

[rustoffa]

Dear Sammy Hagar: [Thou art] already dead. stabbed with a white wench's black eye, run through the ear with a love song, the very pin of [thy] heart cleft with the blind bow-boy's butt shaft. :D :D :D

[madraoul]

Dear Sammy Hagar: Here's hoping that your sypillis ridden vaginal lips get caught in a wood chipper while Dave is giving your wife her first taste of manhood. You mama is...oh shit. Sorry, you're so old that bitch must either be pushing up daisies or giving head on her deathbed. Get your wrinkled ass and new teeth honed by years of blowing Mexican border guards over to the Old Country Buffet before the four o'clock special ends you fucking senior citizen tequila soliciting pig fucker.


Damn, this is fun.

[Roth & Roll]

Dear Sammy Hagar,

You're so dirty, when you jump in the ocean, you leave a ring around the shore.

You're so dirty, you did the splits and stuck to the floor.

You're so dirty, you made Speed Stick slow down.

You're so dirty, you threw a boomerang and it wouldn't even come back.

You're so dirty, you use your dirty clothes as a weapon.

You're so dirty, you have to creep up on bath water.

You're so dirty, the government uses your bath water for chemical weapons.

You're so dirty, I talked to you over the computer, and you gave me a virus.

You're so dirty, while you were being delivered, the doctor was wearing an oxygen mask.

You're so dirty, every time you open your mouth, you're literally talking shit.

You're so dirty, you bring crabs to the beach.

You're so dirty, you made Right Guard call for backup.

You're so dirty, even the fishery paid you to leave.

You're so dirty, Ozzy Osbourne refused to bite your head off.

You're so dirty, the Nat'l Weather Agency has to assign names to your farts.

You're so dirty, skunks run from you.

You're so dirty, a skunk smelled your ass and passed out.

You're so dirty, tramps shake their heads when you walk by.

You're so dirty, you went swimming, and now we have the Dead Sea.

You're so dirty, you joined the four horseman: war, death, famine, you.

You're so dirty, you're like Shaq - you don't fake the funk.

You're so dirty, flies land on your picture.

You're so dirty, you have to use Black Flag for a deodorant.

You're so dirty, lice visit you on their vacations.

You're so dirty, not even flies would go near you.

[GAR]

You're just a scrub, Cunto.

The Generator is XLNT