OFFICIAL? GUITAR WORLDS EVH interview

[PlexiBrown]

Looks like that idiot Van Squalen from the links recently started posting his crap here using a different name. See if you can guess who it is. Here is a hint.....he is always full of sarcasm and he is pro Sammy and Mike and anti Dave.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by PlexiBrown
Looks like that idiot Van Squalen from the links recently started posting his crap here using a different name. See if you can guess who it is. Here is a hint.....he is always full of sarcasm and he is pro Sammy and Mike and anti Dave.

Well that could be any number of dolts from the Links, honestly...

OOOH!!! Does this mean we get to start feuding with the Links again??

:D

[MAX]

Originally posted by PlexiBrown
Looks like that idiot Van Squalen from the links recently started posting his crap here using a different name. See if you can guess who it is. Here is a hint.....he is always full of sarcasm and he is pro Sammy and Mike and anti Dave.

Not standing up for the guy cos I'd love to battle him in MY house and on my own turf. :D We could see how "badass" he is when on a visiting field. lol :p

However, the dude's ALWAYS ripping on aliases or people having them. I don't have one at the links (no need for it) but have used a couple here for pm's, jokes and what have you. So, I'd really like to know if he has one here and we'll do an IP check.

[PlexiBrown]

However, the dude's ALWAYS ripping on aliases or people having them

Yeah, that fool thinks that all of the people who don't agree with him are all really the same person using different names. He finds it impossible to believe that more than one person could possibly disagree with him or challenge him on his endless bullshit. He is by far the asshole of the world. His whole life is the VH links forums. He is fun to fuck with. If you say anything bad about Hagar and especially Michael Anthony he goes off. He thinks because he has a lot of posts over there that he knows everything and he belittles anybody with a different opinion than his.

[vh rides again]

dave said this in an interview



POP:I think people were really excited about a Van Halen/Diamond Dave reunion, and really wanted to see it come in with a bang and develop into an album and tour...

DLR: And why not? Live it and breathe it because it fuels what you do as an artist. If you hate where you are and you're sitting around on the Island Of Mosquito, 'Awe the fuckin' French. I hate the French.' Great! That comes out in your playing.

POP: If Van Halen were to approach you about getting back together...

DLR: Not without a lawyer and a valium!

POP: If they were to come back to you, tails between their legs and say, 'Okay, we fucked up, we've alienated all of our fans, and chose this loser from Extreme. C'mon Dave, let's do a reunion for real.'

DLR: Stop! I don't accept 'tails between the legs.' S'cuse me, my knuckles are draggin'. I still read the printed word, especially books. I eat red meat. I drink a strong drink without the ice in it. And I do not come from a smoke free environment. Should anyone approach me with, 'Baaaaa baaaaa' and a tail between their legs, not interested. Somebody comes back to me and goes, 'You heel-rockin', change-fumbling, puss-nutted, no-dick, cock-breath, throwaway fuck up, let's go hunting!' What's happening over there on Howdy Doody Mountain is that there's an ego problem. They don't have one. What kind of animal makes the most angry faces and loudest sound out in the bush? The one that's the most frightened. I have an ego the size of Texas and then some. You need me to sit down and start over again-I don't care how many times-you want me to reconvene and be with and break bread with you. Can do! I'm very settled in who I am.

POP: So it would depend on how they came back to you?

DLR: Oh Jesus, this band has been at each others throats since before the beginning. Once upon a time, no even before that. And out of this conflict comes marvelous, competitive, flame throwing, hallelujah, dump truck size, Bubba's hot barbecue, Watusi couple number two to the dance floor please. When classic Van Halen is together it's like one person. When I say 'I' in this respect, I mean my whole cadre that I am part of. I'm the tear boss, and I'm a fuckin' lifer.

i guess ed called him out the way he asked to be called out, called him a bitch,LOL.

[Loons The Great]

LET ME IN I'M DRUNK--CHAMPION JACK DUPREE

What you say woman? Yeees, I've been drinking!
And I am... drunk again. And open the door and let me in!
I said, let me in!
Yes, I've been drinking gin, yeah, what the hell you gotta do with that, huh?
Woman! Open that damn door and let me in. If you don't open that
door, I'm gonna have to knock it down. But I'm comin' in.
Yes, I've been drinkin' again, yeah, none of your business.
Yeah. Open the door, I'm comin' in
Drunk again
Yes I'm drunk again
Yeas I'm drunk
Woman I'm drunk again
I been out all night long
Baby I been drinkin' gin
Yeah.. wha... what do I care about what the people say next door!
You tell all of 'em over there to do or shake this thing. Or all of them
to go to hell. Go to hell! I'm drunk! That's what I mean! Damn, damn, I'm drunk.
What the people gonna say?
What the people gonna say?
Yeah they talk and they talk every day
Yeah when I get drunk
Woman I wanna have my way
All right now...
Yeess I'm drunk again. And I'm gonna keep on drinkin'.
I ain't gon' never stop. Yes open that door woman, open the door!
Yeah... yeah...
Come home in the mornin', just about half past ten
Come home in the mornin', just about half past ten
You'll be hospital bound woman, if you ax me where I've been
Drunk again
Drunk again
Drunk again
Ooooh I'm drunk again
Yes and I'm good 'n drunk this time woman, open that damn door or
I'll break it in. For I Am Coming In.
Drunk again
Drunk again
Yeah drunk again
Ooh drunk again
Yeah I been out all night long, woman, drinkin' gin
Drunk again!

[pflo]

Originally posted by Plexi Head
To raise a ruckuss over at the links aint hard to do. They are a complete bunch of bitches to the highest degree. You won't miss much I'm telling ya.

Absolute truth.That site solely exists for Berette Nortons vanity and Squalen (Smithers) ass kissing tendencies. Goofs.....Disagree with them and get banned. Insecure babies. This place has more freedom and BALLZ.

[PlexiBrown]

Absolute truth.That site solely exists for Berette Nortons vanity and Squalen (Smithers) ass kissing tendencies. Goofs.....Disagree with them and get banned. Insecure babies. This place has more freedom and BALLZ.

That about sums up the links.

Every monday night we should have "fuck with Van Squalen" night when as many people from here as possible go ver there and hand him his ass.

[vistadelrey]

Originally posted by PlexiBrown
That about sums up the links.

Every monday night we should have "fuck with Van Squalen" night when as many people from here as possible go ver there and hand him his ass.

LOL. that fucker is a tool. posting at the links is like walkin the tight rope of opinion.

[PlexiBrown]

LOL. that fucker is a tool. posting at the links is like walkin the tight rope of opinion.

That is because they are lovers of Van Hagar and The Other Half over there. People who try to post about Dave or Eddie over there get a hard time. If you don't conform to their beliefs then you may be banned. Van Squalen is the leader of the douche bags. He has the biggest God complex out of anyone you will ever come across. His followers actuallly use parts of his posts in their signatures. It is really sad over there and they make sure the REAL Van Halen fans don't hang around for long. You usually get a comment from Brett or Van Squalen like "go take your bullshit over to the Army". They are especially uptight now because Dave is back in the mix and Sammy and Mike are out.

[killerredwings]

If the band is to be reunited, how long before Ed would be able to handle a whole tour physically anyways? You only have to go back to '04 tour and see how bad it was eh.

[Redballjets88]

in all truth i dont care if wolfgang is on stage i can tune out the fat kid, but to see dave and eddie on stage is worth gold to me and if that is what it is ill take it with a smile and ill pay to see the tour

[Isaac R.]

Good news.
Is this stuff about Eddie`s kid playing bass in the band really true?

[Plexi Head]

Thanks for the post. Never read that interview before. Dave fucking rules.

[Plexi Head]

Originally posted by PlexiBrown
Yeah, that fool thinks that all of the people who don't agree with him are all really the same person using different names. He finds it impossible to believe that more than one person could possibly disagree with him or challenge him on his endless bullshit. He is by far the asshole of the world. His whole life is the VH links forums. He is fun to fuck with. If you say anything bad about Hagar and especially Michael Anthony he goes off. He thinks because he has a lot of posts over there that he knows everything and he belittles anybody with a different opinion than his.

Aint that the truth, cracks me up by how he is always reminding people that he is a "published" writer. Too funny. I still thinkl he has always had a handle on CVH, I never picked him for a Hagarnite.

Still, now this is going WAY back, does anyone remember Mully from the VH lists? Man was he a fucking asshole to deal with.