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  • Nitro Express
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 32942

    Originally posted by Vinnie Velvet
    I do.



    :D
    Only Dave can save them. Dave might tell them to fuck off too. LOL!
    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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    • Nitro Express
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Aug 2004
      • 32942

      Eddie had clean hair that day. It had a sheen to it. I can remember the last tour where his hair was a matted rat's next with cigarette ashes in it and he had ink pen drawings all over him. Someone was playing color the drunk that day.
      No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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      • Nitro Express
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Aug 2004
        • 32942

        Eddie seems like the type who would tell the dentist,"Aw fuck it man, just pull all the motherfuckers out!"

        I bet he has a new set of dentures and that is what is messing his speech up. They should get Polydent to sponsor their tour this summer.
        No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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        • Blackflag
          Banned
          • Apr 2006
          • 3406

          Originally posted by Nitro Express
          Eddie had clean hair that day. It had a sheen to it. I can remember the last tour where his hair was a matted rat's next with cigarette ashes in it and he had ink pen drawings all over him. Someone was playing color the drunk that day.
          Seriously - if you hate EVH this much, why are you still following what he does and watching video clips of him?

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          • Blackflag
            Banned
            • Apr 2006
            • 3406

            Originally posted by Mt. Krakalak
            I find it extremely odd that the EVH frankenstrat is no where to be found on the Fender website. No hint of it. Even doing a search on Van Halen turns up nothing.
            Seems like Fender would really want to aggressively promote and market such an expensive and limited product. Instead, we get an article in one guitar publication.
            They're all sold out already. No need to advertise.

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            • svrwthr
              Head Fluffer
              • Oct 2006
              • 271

              He looks and sounds so fucking drunk. At the end one that one video, he reminded me of Ozzy Orbourne stumbling all over the place. The sound was good, playing sucked, but he was just showing off the merchandise not his art. This was a sales pitch for his guitar only so I give him that. What I read in it and wont make anything of it but you all will, he says "This is only the beginning. This is the ice cube, wait until I show you the iceberg." Hmmmm.
              http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...thr2/Roll1.gif

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              • fryingdutchman
                Full Member Status

                • Feb 2005
                • 4133

                Originally posted by Nitro Express
                I bet he has a new set of dentures and that is what is messing his speech up.
                Or maybe it's the whole "half his tongue was removed due to cancer" thing....



                I, for one, am glad to see that he actually has teeth again. Gone are the days of the "Oswald Cobblepot mouth" drooling black shit everywhere.

                This is the most lucid, "put-together" version of Ed we've seen in a couple of years.

                Still not great....but compared to what came before, it's a marked improvement.

                We've seen the "tip of the ice cube." Now let's see the ICEBERG!
                Originally posted by perilouspete
                fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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                • fryingdutchman
                  Full Member Status

                  • Feb 2005
                  • 4133

                  Originally posted by svrwthr
                  He looks and sounds so fucking drunk.
                  No...he doesn't, really.

                  Not compared to 2004 and 2005.
                  Originally posted by perilouspete
                  fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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                  • PlexiBrown
                    Commando
                    • Mar 2006
                    • 1264

                    I bet he has a new set of dentures and that is what is messing his speech up. They should get Polydent to sponsor their tour this summer.
                    I am sure he had his teeth capped and not pulled. Eddie just can't win with some people!!! People have been complaining about his teeth for years now and when he finally gets them fixed people are now bashing him for that. Misery loves company I guess!
                    And God heard the voice of the lad. Then the angel of God called to Hagar out of heaven, and said to her, “What ails you, Hagar? Genesis 21:17

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                    • Pasadena Bunnie
                      Head Fluffer
                      • Jul 2006
                      • 413

                      I think the bottomline is:

                      No matter who is bashing EVH right now, it's done with some affection for the guy. We love EVH or at least, the EVH of yesterday...

                      I'm happy to see him making some efforts to get out of the house and do something other than be a recluse with the bottle - not to say he isn't keeping the bottle as his constant companion....

                      I give EVH an "A" for effort to clean up his act for his finale with DLR.

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                      • Jimmy Jingles
                        Veteran
                        • Mar 2004
                        • 1611

                        Originally posted by fryingdutchman
                        Or maybe it's the whole "half his tongue was removed due to cancer" thing....



                        I, for one, am glad to see that he actually has teeth again. Gone are the days of the "Oswald Cobblepot mouth" drooling black shit everywhere.

                        This is the most lucid, "put-together" version of Ed we've seen in a couple of years.

                        Still not great....but compared to what came before, it's a marked improvement.

                        We've seen the "tip of the ice cube." Now let's see the ICEBERG!


                        Holy shit...thanks for my laugh of the day Dutch!

                        "Oswald Cobblepot mouth" drooling black shit everywhere.



                        BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!



                        And I 100% agree...Ed looks and sounds WAY better than he did just a few short years ago.
                        23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.

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                        • TheArchitect
                          Groupie
                          • Oct 2006
                          • 97

                          Originally posted by Mt. Krakalak
                          I find it extremely odd that the EVH frankenstrat is no where to be found on the Fender website. No hint of it. Even doing a search on Van Halen turns up nothing.
                          Seems like Fender would really want to aggressively promote and market such an expensive and limited product. Instead, we get an article in one guitar publication.
                          From Eddie Van Halen comes the latest musical instrument gear designed by the rock 'n' roll god himself and inspired by years of chasing tone.


                          Its not on fender's site because its not fender branded.Its EVH branded.

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                          • hideyoursheep
                            ROTH ARMY ELITE
                            • Jan 2007
                            • 6351

                            Originally posted by Pasadena Bunnie
                            I think the bottomline is:

                            No matter who is bashing EVH right now, it's done with some affection for the guy. We love EVH or at least, the EVH of yesterday...

                            I'm happy to see him making some efforts to get out of the house and do something other than be a recluse with the bottle - not to say he isn't keeping the bottle as his constant companion....

                            I give EVH an "A" for effort to clean up his act for his finale with DLR.
                            Amen.It could have been alot worse-cancer is a motherfucker.
                            Although he DOES appear as if he has spent the last 5 years talking to "Wilson".

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                            • Diamondjimi
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • May 2004
                              • 12086

                              Originally posted by Blackflag
                              Why don't all you creeps just stop hating on the man? Stop making everything personal. You're like stalkers who pretend they "know" the celebrity.

                              He's a bad guy because he drinks? I drink. He's a bad guy because he doesn't like his previous companies? You should hear what I say about my previous employers.

                              Word: None of you can play like him in your wildest wet dreams. You'll never have a fraction of the money he has. You'll never go all the places he has.

                              And now the Fender CEO is a bad guy for making his company money. Man, you fuckers are clueless.

                              If you don't like his playing, then shut up and stop listening, you bitter little fucks.
                              That's the spirit ! Yawn...
                              Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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                              • Nitro Express
                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • Aug 2004
                                • 32942

                                On a seriouse note, Ed had chemotherapy for oral cancer. My sister was never the same after she went through that. Sometimes the cure does some damage too and let's face it, he never was the same Ed after he went through that.
                                No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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