Originally posted by light 'em up!
Fender honors Edward Van Halen and he shows up shitfaced. He can barely get through a sentence without slurring. He makes Ozzy sound like a scholar.
"this just the tip of the ice cube"
Ed's pickled... he's permadrunk, he's an embarrassment to Fender, to himself and to his fans. His guitar playing sucks beyond words. You wonder what you ever saw in this guy in the first place and then you realize what it was… David Lee Roth.
Fender honors Edward Van Halen and he shows up shitfaced. He can barely get through a sentence without slurring. He makes Ozzy sound like a scholar.
"this just the tip of the ice cube"
Ed's pickled... he's permadrunk, he's an embarrassment to Fender, to himself and to his fans. His guitar playing sucks beyond words. You wonder what you ever saw in this guy in the first place and then you realize what it was… David Lee Roth.
I like that expression "permadrunk"...I know a few people like that! :D
I may have to steal your last paragraph for my sig








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