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  • Northern Girl
    Full Member Status

    • Jan 2004
    • 3958

    Originally posted by FORD
    Simple mathematics...

    Dave is 58 now, so a woman half his age would be 29. Perfectly legal.

    In the first incarnation of Van HALEN, Dave was in his 20's, which obviously makes it problematic to be with a girl significantly younger. And at that point, half his age would have been considered eligibility for the Catholic priesthood.
    That makes sense, but technically it's been legal for over 20 years. LOL
    Same ole song and dance...

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    • vandeleur
      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
      • Sep 2009
      • 9865

      thats the closest to dave spilling his guts, a more human dave is still cool . in my book
      fuck your fucking framing

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      • jhale667
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Aug 2004
        • 20929

        Originally posted by Northern Girl
        I wonder what he means by that...no longer a legal issue?
        She's half his age, and that's over 18 was what I gathered from it...



        Good for Dave!
        Originally posted by conmee
        If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

        That is all.

        Icon.
        Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
        I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


        Originally posted by Isaac R.
        Then it's really true??

        The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

        OMFG...who in their right mind...???
        Originally posted by eddie78
        I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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        • sadaist
          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
          • Jul 2004
          • 11625

          Originally posted by Northern Girl
          That's nice to hear that Dave's in love!


          The guy deserves it.


          A Japanese girl half his age probably doesn't know about REAL Van Halen. Wasn't around for their heyday. So she isn't smitten with Diamond David Lee Roth. Sounds like the type to like Dave Roth.

          Good for him. Hearing he is happy makes me happy.



          *But I still wouldn't let my girlfriend go backstage without me.
          “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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          • big fatty
            Head Fluffer
            • Jul 2004
            • 452

            Wow. What a great article. After all these years there is more that meets the eye with this international man of mystery. Had no idea about his family issues. Very interesting.
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            Good to hear he has a new girlfriend. She is beautiful.

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            • BITEYOASS
              ROTH ARMY ELITE
              • Jan 2004
              • 6530

              Personally I think CATO needs a woman half his age, or twice his age if he didn't have such strict standards on women. And no CATO, 18 year old Japanese women with DD tits are not obtainable unless you have loads of cash, or loads to drop.

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              • sadaist
                TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                • Jul 2004
                • 11625

                Originally posted by clarathecarrot
                Should we start a,.. Daveee got a giiiiiirrrrl friend,.. thread..lol

                Truth be told ( I clara can put words in peoples mouths with confidence) I know he has spent time alone for periods everyone has but I have allways assumed DLR had a babe he just would'nt, discuss that as a opening line at interviews and such.

                It must be perhaps heavier than whe can guess if he is discussing a lady in the press ?


                Exactly my thoughts. He has had many girlfriends. Not 1 night stands but actual girls he was with for 1/2 year +. But him mentioning one in an interview is uncharted waters. He must really be happy with this woman. Funny, after all the women he is with it is surprising suddenly one has something new to offer him and hooks the big fish
                “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                • ashstralia
                  ROTH ARMY ELITE
                  • Feb 2004
                  • 6566

                  Originally posted by ZahZoo
                  Hey I hear those nuts in Australia will be getting a show soon... They better be charging their batteries!!
                  i strongly resemble this remark.

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                  • ZahZoo
                    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                    • Jan 2004
                    • 9172

                    Originally posted by sadaist
                    Exactly my thoughts. He has had many girlfriends. Not 1 night stands but actual girls he was with for 1/2 year +. But him mentioning one in an interview is uncharted waters. He must really be happy with this woman. Funny, after all the women he is with it is surprising suddenly one has something new to offer him and hooks the big fish
                    Half year +... Really?

                    Damn... that's commitment!!
                    "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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                    • sadaist
                      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 11625

                      Originally posted by ZahZoo
                      Half year +... Really?

                      Damn... that's commitment!!


                      Any girl that stays longer than hotel check out time I would imagine is commitment for Dave. From his own words he has only actually dated a handful of women. Now most likely he keeps quiet for his mantra of not getting in the way of a good rumor and just keeps his personal life private. But he is a poon hound at his core....and we love him for it.
                      “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                      • Monkeeman
                        Groupie
                        • Jul 2012
                        • 71

                        She is stunning looking but what else would you expect for a girlfriend of Diamond Dave?

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                        • sadaist
                          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 11625

                          Originally posted by big fatty
                          Wow. What a great article. After all these years there is more that meets the eye with this international man of mystery. Had no idea about his family issues. Very interesting.
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                          Good to hear he has a new girlfriend. She is beautiful.


                          Man. I'm 41 and she seems a little young for me. I hope to hell she isn't a gold digger. If she fucks over Dave she might be thinking..."he can't do anything. Him and what army?"


                          I know just what army.


                          Personally I'd have rather seen him with a latin girl. Senoritas seem more Dave to me. But if he is happy then good for him. If they get hitched perhaps Alex can do the ceremony?
                          “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                          • ashstralia
                            ROTH ARMY ELITE
                            • Feb 2004
                            • 6566

                            that was a bit weird, sada. i'm sure diamond dave's having a good time...

                            this aint his first rodeo...

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                            • Northern Girl
                              Full Member Status

                              • Jan 2004
                              • 3958

                              Originally posted by big fatty
                              Wow. What a great article. After all these years there is more that meets the eye with this international man of mystery. Had no idea about his family issues. Very interesting.
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                              Good to hear he has a new girlfriend. She is beautiful.
                              What makes you think that's her?
                              Same ole song and dance...

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                              • DLR Bridge
                                ROCKSTAR

                                • Mar 2011
                                • 5479

                                Isn't it obvious? She's Japanese and in her mid-thirties. Couldn't possibly be anyone else.

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