Van Hagar is Done!!

[Panamark]

Well Said Halen High !

I was about to cut Sammy some slack when he stated publicly (during
the Dave/Sam tour) that the only way he would return to Van Halen,
would be if it involved both Dave and Sam. "Its the only fair thing to
do for the fans".

Then he does the rumpy pupmy with Mikey, slags Dave off in the
press, candlelit dinners with Alice, and presto !! Van Hagar.

I was totally pissed at myself for even considering cutting that
fucker some slack. What a piece of lying crap he is..

Good Riddance to the worst chapter of Van Halens history.

And we thought VHIII was bad ???

This last tour actually made Ga y's tenure look good..

[MAX]

Panamark,

I'm stalking your Oz ass but clean out your fucking mailbox mate!!!!

[Halen High]

Originally posted by Panamark
Well Said Halen High !

I was about to cut Sammy some slack when he stated publicly (during
the Dave/Sam tour) that the only way he would return to Van Halen,
would be if it involved both Dave and Sam. "Its the only fair thing to
do for the fans".

Then he does the rumpy pupmy with Mikey, slags Dave off in the
press, candlelit dinners with Alice, and presto !! Van Hagar.

I was totally pissed at myself for even considering cutting that
fucker some slack. What a piece of lying crap he is..

Good Riddance to the worst chapter of Van Halens history.

And we thought VHIII was bad ???

This last tour actually made Ga y's tenure look good..

No more slack for Sammy. And what a stupid strategy to constantly slag off the band's legendary original frontman. Nice way to quickly alienate a few million fans ya dickhead!

I remember when Melodicrock broke the news back in November. Dark days indeed! I exchanged a few emails with Grant Fisher. Neither of us could believe they'd be that stupid. Well, we'll see what Melodicrock has to say tomorrow. While he's often been off the mark, he seems to have some reliable contacts in the Hagar camp these days.

By the way, where's Sambo? He's gotta be loving this!

[Panamark]

Originally posted by MAX
Panamark,

I'm stalking your Oz ass but clean out your fucking mailbox mate!!!!

Yup, I cleaned house !!

:D

[Panamark]

Originally posted by Halen High


By the way, where's Sambo? He's gotta be loving this!

Im sure he will drop by soon !

Great news, maybe Taswegia is gonna drop the breakup story
tomorrow ???

[DavidLeeNatra]

hey ed, hey alexis...do you know how to spell "D E B A C L E" or "F I A S C O"?

this is good news, my fellow soldiers...I'm a believer...

[sambo]

Originally posted by Halen High
By the way, where's Sambo? He's gotta be loving this!

Heya guys!

I'm back after 2 days out and about and this appears to be great news - the story unfolds, the plot thickens and Spam get keeps getting fatter.. the sooner the Dopey Fat Fck leaves the better...

[Halen High]

After all their celebrations last November, the sheep's favourite line-up now has the dubious honour of releasing the all-time worst selling and most media ridiculed album in the band's history. Less copies sold and even more criticized than VH3.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

And lets not forget the tour. Its been one half empty arena after another in what must surely be the worst performing 'reunion' tour for any major band.

Cop that sheep!

[sambo]

Heya HH!

Poor sheep, in denial for this long...it's gotta hurt...

[Halen High]

Hey Sambo, that is so fucking funny!

And now we have the Melodicrock report (yeah yeah I know) we can really celebrate the demise of Van Hagar!

[Halen High]

By the way everyone, courtesy of Sambo the Melodicrock report is in the Melodicrock thread.

Enjoy!

[lafours]

ha! As soon as shows werent selling out you knew the brothers would start pointing fingers. And then when the new cd tanked and the new songs went over like shit it was the official knockout punch... The best thing about this is it shows the brothers that classic Van Halen is all that matters to the majority of rock fans....If the bros get hard up for cash they'll almost have to open up the vaults and release the classic stuff....

[ULTRAMAN VH]

It looks like bye bye for Van Hagar. The Bore Tour finally comes to an end. Somebody get Ed to the Betty Ford Clinic
before it's to late.

[Intruder]

Goodbye Red Tele Tubby !!

[Diamondjimi]

Ched a Tubby

Originally posted by 79th and Sunset
Goodbye Red Tele Tubby !!

Well said !!!
The sun is setting on Van Hagar ........
Adios ya fat bastard........
Get on yer bad motor and............ eat !