OFFICIAL? GUITAR WORLDS EVH interview

[MAX]

Originally posted by dave_is_vh
Do you have any idea how much money Clear Channel lost on the Van Hagar tour?

That's a lie I tellz ya!!! Just go ask any sheep? They'll be glad to tell you that that flop of a tour was the biggest grossing act of the year!!!

Fact 'tis, they cannot tell the difference between the meanings of the two words "grossing" and "grotesque."

[DLR'sCock]

Originally posted by skullywag

And as far as the bass player??? Who gives a shit. Blackie Lawless was correct when he called the bass a "tool of ignorance". Any monkey can play bass, and nobody goes to the show to see the bass player.

if you played the way blackie did then well....


any monkey????

you mean like mingus, or geddy, or jaco, or jamerson, or flea, or harris, or gezzer, or jones, or prestia, clarke, or calhoun, or wimbish, or pinnick, etc etc....yeah....

any idiot can be an idiot, and an idiot can play anything, but it is the individual and how they approach and execute......

[skullywag]

Originally posted by MAX
That's a lie I tellz ya!!! Just go ask any sheep? They'll be glad to tell you that that flop of a tour was the biggest grossing act of the year!!!

Fact 'tis, they cannot tell the difference between the meanings of the two words "grossing" and "grotesque."

Funny........I seem to remember VH selling out down here in Dallas, and hearing of most other dates doing the same. Charging extra$$$ for "Golden Ring" seating WAS cheesey.
A quick look at Daves current tour schedule shows awesome dates at bars , county fairs, and small indian casinos.

So PLEASE, PLEASE let me hear a few more quick witted lines about how Dave has all the talent, and has no need for money. Anyone who USED to be in the biggest band in the world, and now resorts to the "Arkansas State Fair".........HAS to just this side of destitute.

[Wawazat]

Originally posted by skullywag
blah blah

It took you almost 3 years to come up with that ?

Are you some kind of genius-sheep ??

[MAX]

Originally posted by skullywag
Funny........I seem to remember VH selling out down here in Dallas, and hearing of most other dates doing the same. Charging extra$$$ for "Golden Ring" seating WAS cheesey.
A quick look at Daves current tour schedule shows awesome dates at bars , county fairs, and small indian casinos.

So PLEASE, PLEASE let me hear a few more quick witted lines about how Dave has all the talent, and has no need for money. Anyone who USED to be in the biggest band in the world, and now resorts to the "Arkansas State Fair".........HAS to just this side of destitute.

Funny... I seem to remember Van Hagar's tour slot here which was in a venue that held 20,000 seats. Yet, they couldn't even bring in 8,000 and the upperbowls of the arena were tarped off as with many other venues during said tour. Hardly a megaladon of a "Reunion Tour" is it cumcatcher?

Secondly, we're all very well aware that Dave's live performances are now that of many a nostalgia act and NOBODY was, is or has claimed that he's packing in sold out shows at Madison Square Garden. That's just the way it is in the world of Rock and Roll. Heck, I know of many other rock "legends" who's only live performances are held in casinos, etc. Yet, the acts are still household names, which is more than I can say for your portly idol. How many arenas does that lardass pack in nowadays?

My initial point still holds water cos nobody gave a rat's ass about a Van Hagar "reunion!!!"

Finally, why do twits like yourself even bother to register at this site? Yet alone blow shit out of your ass by speaking? Fuck, what's it like going through life having two holes that both serve the same function? Man, the money you must spend on shit tickets alone must really hurt the 'ol wallet or purse in your case? Your animosity and jealousy runs as deep as that of your tequila pimpin' idol. You have a site of your own to post and praise the almighty and talentless moron but only crickets chirp on said site. So and as usual, you feel the need to post here so someone will actually respond to your drivel. Again, just like Hagar, even negative attention 'tis better than none for dimwits such as yourself.

Also and to think that morons, such as yourself actually and willingly paid good money to watch this BEYOND gives me the skullywags!!!

[PlexiBrown]

Funny........I seem to remember VH selling out down here in Dallas, and hearing of most other dates doing the same.

BULLSHIT. At best arenas were half empty for that whole tour. AT BEST!

You Hagar fans are nothing but a bunch of anal, miserable deluded beings. Your idea of a party is to hang out with a couple of your fat boyfriends and listen to "Three Lock Box" while you all raise your glasses of Koolaid to toast the poster on your wall of the Ronald McDonald of rock and roll.

Hagar sucked before Van Hagar, He sucked during Van Hagar and he sucks now.

Your worst nightmare is about to come true when Dave returns. Have fun watching Spammy Hagar playing local bars and pushing his tequilla. Spammy's career is back to what it was before Eddie made the mistake of letting him join Van Halen. Could you imagine Spammy's career if Eddie hadn't made the mistake of taking in Spammy?

[skullywag]

"Hardly a megaladon of a "Reunion Tour" is it cumcatcher?"



What is amazing is how a 35 yr old (man?) can sound so much like a 18 yr old.

As far as why I bother registering here......I happen to LIKE "Dave era VH". My first and favorite concerts I went to were early VH shows. I have downloaded some nice clips here.

But to say I have to worship at DLR's feet to come here is rediculous.
VH was GREAT. VHagar was good. VH is viable, DLR is pretty much washed up.

That doesn't stop me from liking OLD VH. I still listen to, and try to find rare shit reguarding OLD VH. I am not a "recruit", "master wizard of 3rd level", "Roadie" or "Boyfriend in traing". That's the fanboy stuff they tag ya with if you want to download here.

I have no "Idols". No posters on the wall. I just dig the music I like.
35 is a little old to be a fan-boy ain't it?
I kinda dig seeing the fanatics, and fanboys here drooling over their hero of yesteryear, and needling them a bit. How could one not? Have you not read what people sound like here? Quite pathetic.

[skullywag]

Seems I've got the clips I wanted. Riled the skirts of a few here, and will leave ya'll to your worship.

I have been "run off", "Told how it is", have seen the light, ect.......


Victory dance, group hugs, and general ass-grabbery may now ensue.



To the operators of the site: Great little collection of vid clips ya have here!

[MAX]

Originally posted by skullywag
"Hardly a megaladon of a "Reunion Tour" is it cumcatcher?"



What is amazing is how a 35 yr old (man?) can sound so much like a 18 yr old.

As far as why I bother registering here......I happen to LIKE "Dave era VH". My first and favorite concerts I went to were early VH shows. I have downloaded some nice clips here.

But to say I have to worship at DLR's feet to come here is rediculous.
VH was GREAT. VHagar was good. VH is viable, DLR is pretty much washed up.

That doesn't stop me from liking OLD VH. I still listen to, and try to find rare shit reguarding OLD VH. I am not a "recruit", "master wizard of 3rd level", "Roadie" or "Boyfriend in traing". That's the fanboy stuff they tag ya with if you want to download here.

I have no "Idols". No posters on the wall. I just dig the music I like.
35 is a little old to be a fan-boy ain't it?
I kinda dig seeing the fanatics, and fanboys here drooling over their hero of yesteryear, and needling them a bit. How could one not? Have you not read what people sound like here? Quite pathetic.

Listen up. MmmmmK?

You register on a fansite devoted to DAVID LEE ROTH and your posts do nothing but badmouth the man, you're a friggin' fool if you don't think a few rocks shall be thrown in your direction.

Also, I'm flattered that you're trying to insult my insults towards yourself regarding my age. :D Seriously, it's almost like one of those rare occasions where I'm asked to show my I.D. prior to purchasing a bottle of wine or a six pack of beer. Made my day!!!

Knock!!! Knock!!! Praising Van Hagar is NOT welcomed here nor what this site is about. So save your boo-hoos!!!

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by skullywag
Seems I've got the clips I wanted. Riled the skirts of a few here, and will leave ya'll to your worship.

I have been "run off", "Told how it is", have seen the light, ect.......

Victory dance, group hugs, and general ass-grabbery may now ensue.

To the operators of the site: Great little collection of vid clips ya have here!

Oh, fuck off already. You've proven that you're full of shit.

Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out, cocksucker.

[bueno bob]

Oh, and Skully - why don't you show a little fucking appreciation to the owners of the site and donate a little bit to it? After all, you got yours, right?

Of course, you fucking won't, loser that you are, but that speaks enough for itself I think.

Bye bye.

[Wawazat]

Originally posted by skullywag

Victory dance, group hugs, and general ass-grabbery may now ensue.

Bet you are an expert of all things above.

Whoever said everything in texas is big, obviously was not refering to your IQ.

[DavidLeeNatra]

average number of the "grab the sheep money"-tour in 2004 was 6.000 something...that's a fact...two soldout shows and two cancelled...

wow...what a reunion tour that was....

[DLR'sCock]

I have to admit, part of me wonders how well the tour will sell. I think I am in wait and see mode.


No predictions for me, but I must go if Dave and Ed are on the same stage.

They should bring Mike and have Wolfgang play second geetar and keys.....

[PlexiBrown]

DLR is pretty much washed up.

Fagar was washed up by 1985. Then unfortunately for the world, Van Halen, a legendary band created by Dave and Eddie, saved Fagar's ass.