All-Encompassing Van Halen New Album / Interscope Thread

[Seshmeister]

Been a long time since any of these guys have recorded a bonafide hit song.

I would guess it's a long time since any band in their late 50s recorded a bonafide hit song.

[FORD]

Well, a bunch of guys in their mid 60's had a hit in 2005.....

.....But of course, it hadn't been 27 years since their last album either.

[Seshmeister]

Does #25 in the Rock charts count as a hit?

One time you were my baby chicken, Now you've grown into a fox; Once upon a time I was your little rooster, But now I'm just one of your cocks

Just read ABC censored the word cocks in the Superbowl halftime show?

These people are really fucking pathetic human beings...

[FORD]

Does #25 in the Rock charts count as a hit?



Just read ABC censored the word cocks in the Superbowl halftime show?

These people are really fucking pathetic human beings...

Worse yet, they also censored the line "You'd make a dead man cum" in Start Me Up, even though that song had been on the radio for 25 fucking years at the time.

[chefcraig]

Just read ABC censored the word cocks in the Superbowl halftime show?

These people are really fucking pathetic human beings...

Worse yet, they also censored the line "You'd make a dead man cum" in Start Me Up, even though that song had been on the radio for 25 fucking years at the time.

Get this...Comcast has fucked up the cable transition to xfinity, so I'm currently getting just about every channel. So here I am watching Imagine: John Lennon on VH1 Classic (a channel I normally do not receive), and along comes the song "Ballad Of John And Yoko". Would you believe that VH1 censored the word Christ from the chorus?

Christ you know it aint easy,
You know how hard it can be.
The way things are going
They're going to crucify me.

I'm not making this up, and this happened less than half an hour ago. The word shows up about 4 or 5 times in the song, and it was bleeped out in each instance.

[Nitro Express]

I've never has the misfortune of doing business with Comcast but everyone I know that has bitches and moans about the experience.

[kwame k]

Makes me just want to pull up stakes and get the fuck out of the old US of A........

As long as The Who can get away with "Who the fuck are you"......I still have hope!

[kwame k]

Does #25 in the Rock charts count as a hit?

Might not but Bruce Springsteen still releases #1 albums...........

Just read ABC censored the word cocks in the Superbowl halftime show?

Considering The Black Eyed Peas are the Halftime attraction, censoring cocks just might mean we don't have to see them preform

[Seshmeister]

Yeah the joke doing the rounds at the moment is

What do you call a woman with 3 cunts? The Black Eyed Peas

[kwame k]

[Seshmeister]

Worse yet, they also censored the line "You'd make a dead man cum" in Start Me Up, even though that song had been on the radio for 25 fucking years at the time.

Apart from anything else, these examples don't even have the 'Oh will someone please think of the children' excuse.

If you hear that line and make the mental jump to a dead man ejaculating then you can only be offended by your own imagination.

[chefcraig]

I've never has the misfortune of doing business with Comcast but everyone I know that has bitches and moans about the experience.

FORD's sig sums things up best.

[Satan]

Makes me just want to pull up stakes and get the fuck out of the old US of A........

As long as The Who can get away with "Who the fuck are you"......I still have hope!

They don't play that on the radio without censoring it anymore either.

[kwame k]

They do here.........

[Satan]

Great.... that's what I get for letting Clear Channel radio into Hell.