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  • Cathedral
    ROTH ARMY ELITE
    • Jan 2004
    • 6621

    LOL, I hope he saved a few bucks. This tour is gonna set him back a mansion or two...3 if you count the one Val and I will be sharing after the divorce is final.
    I always say, see a married woman and make her your's...

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    • gslinger
      Foot Soldier
      • May 2004
      • 729

      Originally posted by Cathedral
      LOL, I hope he saved a few bucks. This tour is gonna set him back a mansion or two...3 if you count the one Val and I will be sharing after the divorce is final.
      I always say, see a married woman and make her your's...

      Val, Peavey, Diamond (new Court litigation on back royalities), and everybody else is waiting for broke Ed to get some $$$ from this Tour, so they can finally, once and for all, bail on this loser!


      Now if I can just figure out how to get rid of this, life will be dandy :-) FLOL
      <center>Accept Only Van <strike>Halen</strike> Roth Classic!
      "Everyday becomes a better Diamond Dave day"</center><center>http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/6002/03Way.jpg
      </center><marquee><b><font color=Blue><size=+4>The 2004 Spammy “Eat It & Puke” Van ReHash Tour * Coming to a "This Suit is You" Store In Your Tiny Little Neighborhood. Brought to you by the Hemlock Society, Underground Bulemics United, PUTR - People for the Unethical Treatment of Rockfans, & a Special Message from Eddie & Alex Van Halen - Fuck you guyssss!!!!! </size></font></b></marquee></font>
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      "Those cats had me so beat down & confused, made the cancer seem like a tiny zit on my ass..I don't have a clue what's going on"-EVH</center>
      <center>Click>"Hot Chicks for Dave" & "Dave’s Cavalcade of Bimbos"</center>

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      • DavidLeeNatra
        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
        • Jan 2004
        • 10715

        wow...nice work...
        Roth Army Icon
        First official owner of ADKOT (Deluxe Version)

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        • Cathedral
          ROTH ARMY ELITE
          • Jan 2004
          • 6621

          Originally posted by gslinger
          Val, Peavey, Diamond (new Court litigation on back royalities), and everybody else is waiting for broke Ed to get some $$$ from this Tour, so they can finally, once and for all, bail on this loser!


          Now if I can just figure out how to get rid of this, life will be dandy :-) FLOL
          Na man, that's a sweet tat, and it's of him in the Roth years...You gotta keep that puppy.
          It's like the first 6 albums, timeless -n- stuff....

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          • gslinger
            Foot Soldier
            • May 2004
            • 729

            Originally posted by Cathedral
            Na man, that's a sweet tat, and it's of him in the Roth years...You gotta keep that puppy.
            It's like the first 6 albums, timeless -n- stuff....
            Trust me that was a joke....I don't have any...don't like needles either!


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            "I just cannot understand why this Tour is losing money and the younger market is not turning out to see this great band, as we expected" - CCC Executive (No bullshit, direct personal quote)


            Daaaaaaaaaaaa!
            <center>Accept Only Van <strike>Halen</strike> Roth Classic!
            "Everyday becomes a better Diamond Dave day"</center><center>http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/6002/03Way.jpg
            </center><marquee><b><font color=Blue><size=+4>The 2004 Spammy “Eat It & Puke” Van ReHash Tour * Coming to a "This Suit is You" Store In Your Tiny Little Neighborhood. Brought to you by the Hemlock Society, Underground Bulemics United, PUTR - People for the Unethical Treatment of Rockfans, & a Special Message from Eddie & Alex Van Halen - Fuck you guyssss!!!!! </size></font></b></marquee></font>
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            "Those cats had me so beat down & confused, made the cancer seem like a tiny zit on my ass..I don't have a clue what's going on"-EVH</center>
            <center>Click>"Hot Chicks for Dave" & "Dave’s Cavalcade of Bimbos"</center>

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            • gslinger
              Foot Soldier
              • May 2004
              • 729

              In a very uncharacteristic move the last two weeks, I have observed Clear Channel executives swarming the media trying to explain away why Tours, including Van Halen, are bombing. Some of these Tours, including Van Halen, are 30-50% below initial expectations. In plain English that means they are losing their ass!

              I will have the numbers for the East Coast leg of this Van Halen Tour done by late this weekend. As it looks presently, the VH Tour will come off the East Coast in a loss position. I am positive about this Tour’s loss to-date, but not the magnitude of the loss until the rest of the numbers come in. As I stated in a previous post, these numbers have become almost impossible to obtain, for obvious reasons. Luckily, plenty of people still work for CCC corporate in San Antonio, that hate that fraudulent place. I also still have good contacts with several ranking VH Tour crew members. More later..

              Recently, I have reviewed 11 articles in regular and trade news media regarding this year’s significant Tour problems. I was asked to comment on this particular article, so here’s my excerpted comments. My apologizes up-front for my tone, but frankly I have really had all the crap I am going to take out of several disruptive assholes on this Forum!
              <center>Accept Only Van <strike>Halen</strike> Roth Classic!
              "Everyday becomes a better Diamond Dave day"</center><center>http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/6002/03Way.jpg
              </center><marquee><b><font color=Blue><size=+4>The 2004 Spammy “Eat It & Puke” Van ReHash Tour * Coming to a "This Suit is You" Store In Your Tiny Little Neighborhood. Brought to you by the Hemlock Society, Underground Bulemics United, PUTR - People for the Unethical Treatment of Rockfans, & a Special Message from Eddie & Alex Van Halen - Fuck you guyssss!!!!! </size></font></b></marquee></font>
              <center>
              "Those cats had me so beat down & confused, made the cancer seem like a tiny zit on my ass..I don't have a clue what's going on"-EVH</center>
              <center>Click>"Hot Chicks for Dave" & "Dave’s Cavalcade of Bimbos"</center>

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              • Panamark
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jan 2004
                • 17161

                Dude, I cant wait for you to land the sucker punch. I would pay CCC front row prices to see it, too ! :D
                BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                Love ya Mary Frances!

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                • gslinger
                  Foot Soldier
                  • May 2004
                  • 729

                  Don't want to dirty up this thread with pics, but this is one of the funniest things I have seen...so classic Roth, and frankly I need it right now. Thanks guys!


                  "Yeah you Spammy, bring that shit to me cock boy!"

                  Pix courtesy of brianjayy
                  Byline courtesy gigolo
                  <center>Accept Only Van <strike>Halen</strike> Roth Classic!
                  "Everyday becomes a better Diamond Dave day"</center><center>http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/6002/03Way.jpg
                  </center><marquee><b><font color=Blue><size=+4>The 2004 Spammy “Eat It & Puke” Van ReHash Tour * Coming to a "This Suit is You" Store In Your Tiny Little Neighborhood. Brought to you by the Hemlock Society, Underground Bulemics United, PUTR - People for the Unethical Treatment of Rockfans, & a Special Message from Eddie & Alex Van Halen - Fuck you guyssss!!!!! </size></font></b></marquee></font>
                  <center>
                  "Those cats had me so beat down & confused, made the cancer seem like a tiny zit on my ass..I don't have a clue what's going on"-EVH</center>
                  <center>Click>"Hot Chicks for Dave" & "Dave’s Cavalcade of Bimbos"</center>

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                  • Panamark
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 17161

                    LMAO !

                    Dave is like WTF !
                    BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                    Love ya Mary Frances!

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                    • RogueHorseman
                      Commando
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 1298

                      Ahhhh.... I Just love the smell of vindication in the morning.

                      Where are the sheep... don't they need feeding?
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                      • gigolo
                        Roadie
                        • May 2004
                        • 163

                        gs left you a bribe in the normal place and a pm,, vid dload will not last long
                        Hey you Van Dutch guys. Your names Neil & Bob or is that what you do!

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                        • GAR
                          Banned
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 10881

                          Originally posted by lms
                          .. but addiction is addiction, and it never goes away. Your drug of choice can change: alcohol-gambling; cocaine-sex or whatever... or you can be substance free for teh years and take one drink and be right back to where you started from in that instant.
                          I think I need more choices than options here: because if anything, they all look so appealing!

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                          • gslinger
                            Foot Soldier
                            • May 2004
                            • 729

                            Posted by TV

                            the full story on DLR's upcoming appearance was put out on the National AP wire this afternoon. xoxoxo Trixie
                            Last edited by gslinger; 06-29-2004, 11:19 PM.
                            <center>Accept Only Van <strike>Halen</strike> Roth Classic!
                            "Everyday becomes a better Diamond Dave day"</center><center>http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/6002/03Way.jpg
                            </center><marquee><b><font color=Blue><size=+4>The 2004 Spammy “Eat It & Puke” Van ReHash Tour * Coming to a "This Suit is You" Store In Your Tiny Little Neighborhood. Brought to you by the Hemlock Society, Underground Bulemics United, PUTR - People for the Unethical Treatment of Rockfans, & a Special Message from Eddie & Alex Van Halen - Fuck you guyssss!!!!! </size></font></b></marquee></font>
                            <center>
                            "Those cats had me so beat down & confused, made the cancer seem like a tiny zit on my ass..I don't have a clue what's going on"-EVH</center>
                            <center>Click>"Hot Chicks for Dave" & "Dave’s Cavalcade of Bimbos"</center>

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                            • gslinger
                              Foot Soldier
                              • May 2004
                              • 729

                              ~
                              <center>Accept Only Van <strike>Halen</strike> Roth Classic!
                              "Everyday becomes a better Diamond Dave day"</center><center>http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/6002/03Way.jpg
                              </center><marquee><b><font color=Blue><size=+4>The 2004 Spammy “Eat It & Puke” Van ReHash Tour * Coming to a "This Suit is You" Store In Your Tiny Little Neighborhood. Brought to you by the Hemlock Society, Underground Bulemics United, PUTR - People for the Unethical Treatment of Rockfans, & a Special Message from Eddie & Alex Van Halen - Fuck you guyssss!!!!! </size></font></b></marquee></font>
                              <center>
                              "Those cats had me so beat down & confused, made the cancer seem like a tiny zit on my ass..I don't have a clue what's going on"-EVH</center>
                              <center>Click>"Hot Chicks for Dave" & "Dave’s Cavalcade of Bimbos"</center>

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                              • gslinger
                                Foot Soldier
                                • May 2004
                                • 729

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                                <center>Accept Only Van <strike>Halen</strike> Roth Classic!
                                "Everyday becomes a better Diamond Dave day"</center><center>http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/6002/03Way.jpg
                                </center><marquee><b><font color=Blue><size=+4>The 2004 Spammy “Eat It & Puke” Van ReHash Tour * Coming to a "This Suit is You" Store In Your Tiny Little Neighborhood. Brought to you by the Hemlock Society, Underground Bulemics United, PUTR - People for the Unethical Treatment of Rockfans, & a Special Message from Eddie & Alex Van Halen - Fuck you guyssss!!!!! </size></font></b></marquee></font>
                                <center>
                                "Those cats had me so beat down & confused, made the cancer seem like a tiny zit on my ass..I don't have a clue what's going on"-EVH</center>
                                <center>Click>"Hot Chicks for Dave" & "Dave’s Cavalcade of Bimbos"</center>

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