Did Ed feel threatened by Yngwie?

[Eddie's Booze]

[jhale667]

Originally posted by bueno bob
...and that's the way we roll, bitches...

LMFAO, calling us "Hagar fans"? :p

[eddie78]

Look at how offended Bob gets, it's hilarious!
His fat little, cum stained fingers can't type fast enough!
I love it!! HAHA!

Then you have his girlfriend Saint chiming in, like the chimpanzee sidekick & his Asian whore sig vid!
Yup, Saint is a man's man...
The bouncy asian prolly covers for all the times he's patrolled for a blowjob in all the Men's rooms in his county.
Fuck you, Saint!
Like your cuddle buddies, you know absolutely shit.

Fucking Lynch worshipped at the Alter of Ed, and you damn well better believe he was dissapointed in Foreigner lite like 5150.
We all were, Matt White: Moderator.
Thanks for the info, good job!

But you Swedish meatballs fail to understand Ed had written the damn book, already.
He was a guitar hero, a legend & all six of his damn records with the mighty VH went platinum! He married a fucking TV show fuckdoll.
He drove expensive Italian cars...He did it all.
His status as a six string innovator & definer was sealed.

Do you honestly think Yngwie registered on his horizon?

By 5150, Ed was in another headspace.
Guitar hero...been there done that. Wrote the fucking book.

Sure his direction changed drastically & his fire was lost, but thats because hes a guy that plays by his own rules.
He wanted to write pop, so he did it.
He didn't want to shred like it was '81 all over again, he wanted to explore other musical avenues & instruments.
That's Ed.
But, again, the book was already written, and Yngwie was just another neoclassical tool destined to live his glory days on youtube.
Ed, meanwhile, is fucking selling out arenas...again!

As Axl would say, "Suck on that!"

[eddie78]

Matt White is cool, btw.

I just saw that SAINT iss from Sweden, when i assumed he was another misguided american shredhead.

Of course, Saint is gonna take offense to the Yngwie comments (no matter how true they are).

Bob is still a derelict, though.

[janarak]

YNGWIE MOOMING TROLL = AMAZING TECHNIQUE/ INFLUENCIAL GUITARIST !

EDWARD VANHALEN = AMAZING TECHIQUE/ INFLENCIAL GUITARIST AND WROTE SONGS !!!

EDWARD VAN HALEN 1984 TIL 2006 = A DRUNK !

[Diamondjimi]

Originally posted by bueno bob

The fact that Green Pud comes in here with his dick in hand supporting eddie78 and then calling myself and JHale "Hagar fans" seems kinda silly when taken in that context, but Green Pud has reading comprehension issues, so we have to take that into consideration as well...

Ahh, well, they're good for each other.

That's because "they" are the same person!

[eddie78]

Ahhh, last i checked it was only me who signed on to this computer.

DiamondJimi needs to do an IP check pronto & report back to Columbo.

[Diamondjimi]

Originally posted by eddie78
Ahhh, last i checked it was only me who signed on to this computer.

DiamondJimi needs to do an IP check pronto & report back to Columbo.

[janarak]

Originally posted by diamondjimi

A one handed salute !

[eddie78]

Originally posted by diamondjimi

Yeah, Diamondjimi, we know your proud of your all night wank-a-thons, but let's stay on topic, fer chrissakes...

[Matt White]

After 1984...EVH dropped the ball

Too much booze...too much coke...too much Hagar....

They cashed in...no question aboot it....went after the MUllet-farmers & the bloated housewives.....

EVH's playing hasn't "influenced" anyone...well..NONE OF HIS MUSIC WITHOUT DAVID LEE ROTH........:p

Yngwie?

Cheesey songs? No question...which explains this new generation of sweep-picking fools...a new generation is getting into his playing...and he's playing to sold out crowds in Europe, Asia, & South America......

Funny how that works....he's been playing the same old shtick for the past 20+ years...and people are rediscovering his work...and copying him again....

EVH?

well...there was ROXY BLUE..."ROB THE CRADDLE"?!?
Van Halen inspired their share of terrible wanna-bes...hell...the entire HAIR METAL movement was "Van Halen" inspired...they just concentrated on the worst aspects...and had a quarter of the talent......

[janarak]

Can you have too much booze and coke ??????????

[Greenbuds]

Originally posted by eddie78
Ahhh, last i checked it was only me who signed on to this computer.

DiamondJimi needs to do an IP check pronto & report back to Columbo.

DiamondJaime needs to do just that.

First he ran to the mods, now he thinks we're all the same person.

Maybe fuckwit's hallucinations will go away when he finds out how far away Boston is from Los Angeles.

[jhale667]

Originally posted by eddie78
Yeah, Diamondjimi, we know your proud

No game and stupid. It's almost cute.
"Ran to the mods"? Delusions of grandeur much?
Maybe Eddie78 and Greenpuds aren't the same poster...but it IS possible that they're twin sons of the same retarded mother...
One thing you have in common...you're both easily and regularly


around here. Get used to it. :D

Originally posted by Matt White
..the entire HAIR METAL movement was "Van Halen" inspired...they just concentrated on the worst aspects...and had a quarter of the talent......

Agreed.

[bueno bob]

Ahh...the DOWNSIDE of Van Halen influence: